Some fuckin nutcase posted:

The Corona virus does not exist. It is a dangerous gas which will, in time, evaporate.

Certain news for the last days of the virus is meant to be in early April. Here are the reasons:

It is not a virus but a corona illusion. It is a gas experiment in an American biological laboratory which was not controlled. It was released on 1/4/2020 in Afghanistan which became the reason for signing the US Cooperation Agreement with the Taliban after 40 years of conflict and Trumps fear of them revealing the truth and putting him on trial.

Italy also has an agreement with the United States. Trump asked German doctors to sell the medicine exclusively to America offering a deal and money to German authorities who refused the pressure and the attempting the blackmail from the United States. European countries fear for their own people due to the high rate of aged in their countries.

This means that the countries in which the gas spread occurred some time ago without anyone's knowledge, held in secret of the American government and authorities.

Modern sarin gas was used as an experiment in Syria that killed 1345 people in two days. One of the most dangerous gases, it has no smell, taste or color. It turns from a gas to a liquid whose weight is heavier than air which is the reason why the gas falls to the ground. It has been floating in the air over large areas of the earth.

People are exposed to sarin through contact with the skin, the eyes or by inhalation. This is the cause of the ads for not touching or shaking hands.

The first casualties were 67 American soldiers were wounded in February in a laboratory in Afghanistan which was kept secret by the United States. The soldiers were sent to China to participate in the military demonstration in February in Wuhan. To remove suspicions of their death after their return to Afghanistan being due to the gas, they announced their deaths due to the lie of this virus. The world had to hide what the US had done.

The day after the military demonstration in Wuhan, the virus was announced by the World Health Organization that it began in Wuhan. The reason specifically to choose Wuhan was because of the 67 wounded soldiers participating in Wuhans parade where dbats and snakes were NOT eaten.

10 days before the show, the gas was discovered by a doctor in Chinese laboratories but the Chinese authorities remained silent on the matter. They quarantined this doctor to keep him quiet. The doctor was in isolation seven days until his death which is why the doctor's physicians and family demanded the truth of his death especially due to the doctor's video broadcast on YouTube and Facebook going viral. He revealed the truth though he was forced by the Chinese authorities to lie and claim it was a dangerous virus.

Pressure from the American authorities forced China to create the lie of the virus and the worldwide illusion that China is the source of the virus, specifically the city of Wuhan. This was to cover the deaths of American soldiers on the pretext that they were in Wuhan where they were "infected by the virus".

Sarin is classified as a lethal nerve gas, regardless of its concentration, although it is molecularly small. It causes death by paralyzing the muscles of the lungs which is why the deaths are concentrated in the elderly who suffer from chronic diseases or pneumonia.

The air incubation period exceeds 3 months which is why the United States also declared that April is the last month of the epidemic.

A person can be I'll for two weeks and then die unaware that they have been exposed to this gas. This is why the length of this quarantine being for a period of not less than 15 days without using anything except artificial respiration.

This gas has no medication when inhaled which is the real reason behind the British declaration to "get ready to die".

The treatment protocol is that the contaminated site should be left as quickly as possible and seek fresh air. The reason for the ventilation of the affected area and quarantine. However, there is no fresh air in chemically laced, sarin laced skies.

An exposed person has no productive medicine but fresh air and, therefore, the date of April 10 is the beginning of the dissolution of this gas and the loss of its effectiveness by evaporation in the air or its falling to the ground into our soil, water and food source.

This gas has been classified by the United Nations as a weapon of mass destruction.

Countries are keeping this diabolical secret because of American pressure on the World Health Organization and other international organizations. Lying and controlling people's minds due to Trump and his regimes fear of the charges brought against him by the courts.

Thus, the crown has no solution but to wait for the term of the sarin gas to turn into liquid dropping into the soil, which takes a period of 3 or 4 months which is from January to April.

The gas is floating in the atmosphere and is effectively killing people in Italy, France and Iran due to the greater number of elderly people who are more than 75 years and are more susceptible even though the sarin rate is 0.1% in the atmosphere.

But as they say, "let no crisis go to waste" as Trump and his Luciferian regime, along with Russia and China and others, to roll in the NWO effectively and with great efficiency.

I dont know if this is true but it feels worthy to report this as a crucial possibility that is a horrific crime against humanity and the whole of life on this planet.

No Sources are known so dont ask.

Inceltown posted:

Mikl posted:

https://twitter.com/afterworkcomics/status/1243975540551319552

Volcott posted:

There are still, like, the rest of the fuckin' trails they could be on right now. They're just asking people to stay off the AT and whatnot. They had to pull some rear end in a top hat off Mt. Washington the other day. Couldn't have climbed LITERALLY ANY OTHER MOUNTAIN, it had to be the one where it's still the dead of loving winter on top and the weather changes in a second.

Elviscat posted:

I got snowed on on Mt. Washington in loving June, ended up at a communal cabin, reading books about all the people that died hiking the mountain.

My local rescue services are asking people not to hike, because rescue efforts take gathering many people in one place, using desperately needed PPE etc.

chitoryu12 posted:

hyperhazard posted:

Boomers make such a huge loving deal about balancing a checkbook that for the longest time I thought it was some advanced skill that only the truly erudite could manage.

No, it's literally writing down your transactions.

Picnic Princess posted:

A person can be I'll for two weeks

Data Graham posted:

This person wrote this on their phone

Tiggum posted:

Inceltown posted:

I'm fighting the virus by washing my hands a lot, wearing a surgical mask and making sure every surface is thoroughly cleaned. Unless the armour of god is made of isopropyl alcohol or something it seems hard to believe it will come out ahead.

BaronVonVaderham posted:

So "how to seek counsel from someone more experienced" really means "shut up and listen to me because I'm older", because it definitely doesn't apply to them listening to doctors, epidemiologists, economists, or any other "more experienced" professional who has dedicated their life to studying something and knows way more about it than they do.

That or when they demand we "fix this drat computer" but don't want to actually listen to any counsel about how to not do that in the first place.

Inceltown posted:

I'm fighting the virus by washing my hands a lot, wearing a surgical mask and making sure every surface is thoroughly cleaned. Unless the armour of god is made of isopropyl alcohol or something it seems hard to believe it will come out ahead.

BioEnchanted posted:

She'll be having fun during the quarantine then, most places are contactless card payments only right now to prevent disease spreading via checks and cash.

Len posted:

I have a coworker who is 38 or 39 and does nothing but share boomer memes. She also takes pride in only shopping at places that still take checks because she literally doesn't have a debit card. The time she went on vacation out of the state for a week she was having a meltdown "HOW WILL MY BILLS GET PAID?!" because she still gets paper every month and sends a check back in to them.

Memento posted:

My understanding is that the Armour of God is four pieces of ancient plate mail and a sword, and that a sex cult in Northern Yugoslavia has the sword and one other piece and a powerful European count has the other three.

EL BROMANCE posted:

Who is CG?

Skwirl posted:

Aside from rent I think the last time I paid for something with a check was when I was 7 and my mom gave me one to buy a yo-yo with at school when they had one of those yo-yo demonstrations.

Mohawk Potato posted:

Its comicsgate cause you know the world is dumb. Basically a bunch of people upset that marvel and dc are adding more non-white non straight characters and drat it that's making comics political. The woman in the tweet Gail Simone is a prominent writer in comics, specifically one of the big writers for the birds of prey comic.

MizPiz posted:

Mikl posted:

https://twitter.com/afterworkcomics/status/1243975540551319552

Data Graham posted:

Everything has a cost