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Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

Blindeye posted:

As far as other great museums, Camden, NJ has the USS New Jersey, the biggest of the Iowa-class battleships docked there, and it was a fantastic little day trip.

Benefit of having a son who was a Cub Scout: I got to sleep overnight on the New Jersey. Cramped and hot but fun

# ? Mar 29, 2020 12:49

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# ? May 30, 2024 08:49

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

If you go to Dresden you can see the oldest submarine in existence, and as you might guess of early submarines it is hilariously unsafe https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandtaucher

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The model was demonstrated in Kiel harbour in front of naval dignitaries. Its satisfactory performance led to the construction of a full-scale model, which was funded by contributions from army personnel and local civilians. Due to the inadequate funding, the scale of the boat had to be downgraded and the design altered and simplified; resulting in a reduced diving depth from 30 m to 9.5 m. This redesign included eliminating the use of enclosed ballast tanks to contain the water being taken into and expelled from the submarine. Instead, the water was allowed to pool inside the bottom of the hull, below the main floor, and was able to move relatively unobstructed within this area when the ship changed orientation. The resulting instability was probably a significant contributing factor to the loss of the vessel.

On 1 February 1851, Brandtaucher sank after a diving accident during acceptance trials in Kiel Harbour. The submarine experienced equipment failure, and sank to the bottom of a 60-foot hole at the bottom of Kiel Harbour. Bauer escaped by letting in water, thus increasing the air pressure, which allowed Bauer and his two companions to open the hatch and swim to the surface. This was the first submarine escape to be witnessed and reported.

Ain't she a beauty! :swoon:

# ? Mar 29, 2020 13:22

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Famous Eastern nation, uh, France.

The Western Hemisphere is everything to the west of the Prime Meridian and East of the 180th meridian. Stop being deliberately obtuse.

# ? Mar 29, 2020 13:37

Nocheez: Sep 5, 2000; Can you spare a little cheddar?; Nap Ghost

If you find yourself in Mobile, AL (God forbid) you should check out the USS Alabama. It's a WW2 battleship and it's really interesting to go through. They also have a WW2 era submarine which is claustrophobic as hell, and a few planes.

There was nothing else worth doing on a Sunday in that armpit, I'm glad it was there.

# ? Mar 29, 2020 13:41

Jack-Off Lantern: Mar 2, 2012

Nocheez posted:

If you find yourself in Mobile, AL (God forbid) you should check out the USS Alabama. It's a WW2 battleship and it's really interesting to go through. They also have a WW2 era submarine which is claustrophobic as hell, and a few planes.

There was nothing else worth doing on a Sunday in that armpit, I'm glad it was there.

How far is that from Reform, AL so I can grab some hot snacks at the oghous?

# ? Mar 29, 2020 14:33

FuturePastNow: May 19, 2014

Smithsonian had Enterprise before the flyable shuttles were retired, they traded it in for a real one. I doubt there's any obstacle other than money preventing it from being displayed better.

# ? Mar 29, 2020 15:11

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

How far is that from Reform, AL so I can grab some hot snacks at the oghous?

It's a day trip to pay tribute to oobie

# ? Mar 29, 2020 15:20

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

https://twitter.com/kevinmanalo_/status/1244244867523293186?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Well, poo poo.

# ? Mar 29, 2020 15:22

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

https://twitter.com/MikeGo6671/status/1244248718481575939

# ? Mar 29, 2020 15:25

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Eight dead in Lionair runway fire:

https://news.mb.com.ph/2020/03/29/lion-air-plane-bursts-into-flame-at-naia-runway-8-dead/

# ? Mar 29, 2020 15:25

The Real Amethyst: Apr 20, 2018; When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

mllaneza posted:

San Francisco proper has the USS Pampanito, a Balao-class diesel boat open for tours. Across the Bay in Alameda is the Hornet. Second CV Hornet of the war, she has battle stars from the Pacific campaign and was a recovery ship for Apollo missions. Also tourable; a buddy and I cut a docent out of the herd and got a 2 hour private tour, The CIC is really cool. The recovered Russian sonobouys are cool. The ship's brig is seriously tiny. Be prepared to do a lot of climbing.

There's also a rad as heck old timey arcade right beside it on the same pier. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mus%C3%A9e_M%C3%A9canique
This is the only photo I took from there, and I think it was just some kind of cowboy shootey game where you a woman shows her bloomers above the knee or something :classiclol:

# ? Mar 29, 2020 17:08

Dr.Smasher: Nov 27, 2002; Cyberpunk 1987

If you find yourself in Wisconsin, the Maritime Museum in Manitowoc has the USS Cobia, a WW2 sub that earned 4 Battle Stars over 6 patrols. A lot of it still works, including its radar suite.

# ? Mar 29, 2020 17:23

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

That warning placard is on this machine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ev5Afy7F6o

# ? Mar 29, 2020 17:28

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Sagebrush posted:

That warning placard is on this machine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ev5Afy7F6o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIP9KXdmO0

# ? Mar 29, 2020 17:37

DrHammond: Nov 8, 2011

Ugly In The Morning posted:

The constant sunrises might gently caress with that.

Any other people in here EHS guys dealing with the pandemic? It loving sucks.

Hey, it's me. The EHS guy working at an Amazon Fulfillment Center.

:shepicide:

# ? Mar 29, 2020 18:32

My Spirit Otter: Jun 15, 2006; CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

DrHammond posted:

Hey, it's me. The EHS guy working at an Amazon Fulfillment Center.

Gotta keep the chattel healthy

# ? Mar 29, 2020 19:06

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

# ? Mar 30, 2020 14:26

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

Kith posted:

It's a toomah.

# ? Mar 30, 2020 14:42

Shut up Meg: Jan 8, 2019; You're safe here.

Coronavirus in F1: Red Bull's Helmut Marko told team's drivers to become infected

quote:

Red Bull motorsport boss Helmut Marko said he advised his drivers to become infected with coronavirus while the season is in hiatus.

The 76-year-old said he had the idea to bring his Formula 1 drivers and juniors together in a camp, which "would be the ideal time for the infection to come". "They are all strong young men in good health. That way they would be prepared whenever the action starts," he said.

The Austrian was speaking in an interview with his country�s television channel ORF, in which he added: "We have four Formula 1 drivers and eight or 10 juniors, and the idea was that we would organise a camp to mentally and physically bridge the dead time.�

The camp, he said, would have been organised to ensure the drivers were in the best possible physical shape once the season starts again. Marko said: "If there is a racing season with 15 to 18 races, it will be very, very tough. There is no possibility to improve your fitness during the season. So it's actually ideal to use this time now."

The rest of Red Bull management were against the idea, which was abandoned.

"Let's put it this way: it has not been well received," Marko said.

# ? Mar 30, 2020 14:48

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

loving Red Bull.

# ? Mar 30, 2020 14:52

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Is Red Bull a cure for this thing?

# ? Mar 30, 2020 14:53

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Red Bull Airhead Race

# ? Mar 30, 2020 14:54

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

76 year old rear end in a top hat needs to get covid himself and rid the world of his idiocy.

# ? Mar 30, 2020 14:57

Shut up Meg: Jan 8, 2019; You're safe here.

Uthor posted:

Is Red Bull a cure for this thing?

Red Bull Gives You Wings. Like An Angel. Because You Are Dead.

# ? Mar 30, 2020 15:00

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Red Bull gives you wings but they�re bat wings

# ? Mar 30, 2020 15:04

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

Uthor posted:

Is Red Bull a cure for this thing?

No, but if you drink 6 cans you can simulate the symptoms.

# ? Mar 30, 2020 15:07

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

Shut up Meg posted:

The Austrian was speaking in an interview with his country�s television channel ORF, in which he added: "We have four Formula 1 drivers and eight or 10 juniors, and the idea was that we would organise a camp to mentally and physically bridge the dead time.�

I mean...it was probably meant as a metaphor :catstare:

# ? Mar 30, 2020 15:11

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Lol is this an April fool's?

The 1940s Austrian wanted to bring them together into some sort of camp so that a permanent solution could be implemented

# ? Mar 30, 2020 15:15

EvenWorseOpinions: Jun 10, 2017

Nenonen posted:

If you go to Dresden you can see the oldest submarine in existence, and as you might guess of early submarines it is hilariously unsafe https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandtaucher

Ain't she a beauty!

I've been to the Milit�rhistorische museum but I don't remember seeing that sub there. It is an excellent museum with lots of military OSHA.

# ? Mar 30, 2020 15:29

Shut up Meg: Jan 8, 2019; You're safe here.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Lol is this an April fool's?

The 1940s Austrian wanted to bring them together into some sort of camp so that a permanent solution could be implemented

Well, he is the leader of the master race.

# ? Mar 30, 2020 15:34

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

https://i.imgur.com/TxjBK75.mp4

# ? Mar 30, 2020 15:49

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

LifeSunDeath posted:

https://i.imgur.com/TxjBK75.mp4

Looks like it was dieseling?

When I was at UPS we had that happen to one of the cars in the in-building shop. It blew out the evac system and we had to evacuate.

# ? Mar 30, 2020 15:55

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

DrHammond posted:

Hey, it's me. The EHS guy working at an Amazon Fulfillment Center.

I had put in for one of those jobs and didn�t take it because Bechtel kept extending me. So glad I�m not doing that right now. I�d rather deal with a site basically at the finish line with around 60 workers than... that.

# ? Mar 30, 2020 15:59