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Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Fuzzy McDoom posted:

Oh yeah, woops.

Well he sucked anyways. Arguably he sucked less than other Republicans of the last 50 years but he is still responsible for unleashing both Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney into executive power

that's a p big but

# ? Mar 28, 2020 20:47

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Accident Underwater: Oct 21, 2005; You look like a star!

Dee Dee Megadoodoo

# ? Mar 28, 2020 20:48

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Accident Underwater posted:

Dee Dee Megadoodoo

Also known as Two-Dee Megadoodoo

# ? Mar 28, 2020 21:02

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Also known as Two-Dee Megadoodoo

It's fortunate that it's only two dee's at it is well known that 3DPD.

# ? Mar 28, 2020 21:08

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

Eisenhower:

did massive infrastructure spending that ended up cementing cars as central to american long-distance transportation
bolstered the social safety net
desegregated schools at the barrel of a gun
appointed Warren as chief justice of SCOTUS
threatened to nuke china like fifty million times
backed a whole bunch of awful anti-communist CIA and military actions, including tipping the first dominoes to get the US into Vietnam

all in all almost certainly the best record of any modern republican even if he did help doom us to climate death decades down the line

# ? Mar 28, 2020 21:29

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

vyelkin posted:

Eisenhower:

did massive infrastructure spending that ended up cementing cars as central to american long-distance transportation

bolstered the social safety net

desegregated schools at the barrel of a gun

appointed Warren as chief justice of SCOTUS

threatened to nuke china like fifty million times

backed a whole bunch of awful anti-communist CIA and military actions, including tipping the first dominoes to get the US into Vietnam

all in all almost certainly the best record of any modern republican even if he did help doom us to climate death decades down the line

�I made two mistakes and both of them are sitting on the Supreme Court."

# ? Mar 28, 2020 22:03

Eulogistics: Aug 30, 2012

Weren't the highways designed to be landing strips for military planes in the event of communist invasion?

# ? Mar 28, 2020 23:24

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Eulogistics posted:

Weren't the highways designed to be landing strips for military planes in the event of communist invasion?

nope but eisenhower started them getting built because he was all pissy about not being able to easily drive from coast to coast and thought that made us weak to invasion (because he hated and feared trains)

# ? Mar 28, 2020 23:26

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

I thought he got a boner for the autobahn

# ? Mar 28, 2020 23:28

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

Eulogistics posted:

Weren't the highways designed to be landing strips for military planes in the event of communist invasion?

afaik they weren't designed as landing strips (though highways elsewhere, like Sweden, were) but they were specifically designed to make it easier to move troops around and also evacuate cities

# ? Mar 28, 2020 23:31

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Krankenstyle posted:

I thought he got a boner for the autobahn

he wanted to gently caress and cum into his car

# ? Mar 28, 2020 23:32

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

They were designed as a giant summoning sign to summon a demon army in case of invasion.

# ? Mar 28, 2020 23:33

Martian Manfucker: Dec 27, 2012; misandry is real

remember when trump touched the orb

# ? Mar 28, 2020 23:59

Eulogistics: Aug 30, 2012

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

he wanted to gently caress and cum into his car

I'm in love with my car
Got a feel for my automobile

# ? Mar 29, 2020 00:30

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

img-dude with his dick in the exhaust

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Stunning Honky: Sep 7, 2004; " . . . "

people thought melania was dead

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Stunning Honky: Sep 7, 2004; " . . . "

GW doing the Africa Dance

# ? Mar 29, 2020 01:32

Stunning Honky: Sep 7, 2004; " . . . "

john kerry being smeared as a coward by a dude who kept the vietcong out of texas

# ? Mar 29, 2020 01:33

Stunning Honky: Sep 7, 2004; " . . . "

everything about Mondale

# ? Mar 29, 2020 01:33

Stunning Honky: Sep 7, 2004; " . . . "

Gerald Ford became president without anyone voting for him in any executive role

# ? Mar 29, 2020 01:34

Stunning Honky: Sep 7, 2004; " . . . "

john boehner out there stubbing out a Camel on a copy of Atlas Shrugged, guzzling cab and making sure weed money trickles up

# ? Mar 29, 2020 01:36

Skellybones: May 31, 2011; Fun Shoe

Eulogistics posted:

Weren't the highways designed to be landing strips for military planes in the event of communist invasion?

I saw a newspaper article boasting about how the new highway system would allow the army and national guard to quickly and ruthlessly put down any communist uprisings that spontaneously formed out of the aether.

# ? Mar 29, 2020 01:39

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

mooyashi posted:

john kerry being smeared as a coward by a dude who kept the vietcong out of texas

He didn�t even do that.

He played hooky for seventeen months, and as a member of elite society, he got away with it.

# ? Mar 29, 2020 01:40

Finicums Wake: Mar 13, 2017; Can't post for 8 years!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDwwAaVmnf4

# ? Mar 29, 2020 01:44

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

mooyashi posted:

john boehner out there stubbing out a Camel on a copy of Atlas Shrugged, guzzling cab and making sure weed money trickles up

he became a weed guy after talking to the pope lol

# ? Mar 29, 2020 01:49

GWBBQ: Jan 2, 2005

Skellybones posted:

I saw a newspaper article boasting about how the new highway system would allow the army and national guard to quickly and ruthlessly put down any communist uprisings that spontaneously formed out of the aether.

it was definitely for that, but there's also a common myth that one out of every 5 miles has to be a straightaway for use as an airstrip. 4

# ? Mar 29, 2020 01:58

paul_soccer12: Jan 5, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

Awesome Cougars

# ? Mar 29, 2020 02:24

Stunning Honky: Sep 7, 2004; " . . . "

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NightGyr: Mar 7, 2005; I � Unicode

I have forgotten this entirely and Google is unhelpful

# ? Mar 29, 2020 15:52

Stunning Honky: Sep 7, 2004; " . . . "

"i'm not Steve Bannon, I'm not trying to suck my own cock."

-Mooch

# ? Mar 29, 2020 16:23

Stunning Honky: Sep 7, 2004; " . . . "

he called himself Mooch lol

# ? Mar 29, 2020 16:25

Stunning Honky: Sep 7, 2004; " . . . "

THE Mooch

# ? Mar 29, 2020 16:25

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Bankers caused a massive financial meltdown in 2008 and the people responsibile managed to get away with it, keep their jobs and salaries and basically ensured that nothing changed to stop it happening again

# ? Mar 29, 2020 16:42

Maya Fey: Jan 22, 2017

mooyashi posted:

rofl

# ? Mar 29, 2020 16:47

One More Fat Nerd: Apr 13, 2007; Mama’s Lil’ Louie; Nap Ghost

mooyashi posted:

people thought melania was dead

People think melania is still alive???

# ? Mar 29, 2020 19:36

Veni Vidi Ameche!: Nov 2, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

MikeCrotch posted:

Bankers caused a massive financial meltdown in 2008 and the people responsibile managed to get away with it, keep their jobs and salaries and basically ensured that nothing changed to stop it happening again

This is not funny. Funny is stuff like, �Jon McCain died of brain cancer.�

John McCain died of brain cancer, lol.

# ? Mar 29, 2020 19:50

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

remember when we almost went to war with iran again?

# ? Mar 29, 2020 19:56

sat on my keys!: Oct 2, 2014

the dnc tried to sue putin and the gru for hacking the election

# ? Mar 29, 2020 19:56

Stunning Honky: Sep 7, 2004; " . . . "

struggling to think of a more inept, well funded org than the DNC

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Chuka Umana: Apr 30, 2019; by sebmojo

MikeCrotch posted:

Bankers caused a massive financial meltdown in 2008 and the people responsibile managed to get away with it, keep their jobs and salaries and basically ensured that nothing changed to stop it happening again

And then imposed fiscal austerity on the working peoples of the world as a thanks for bailing them out.

# ? Mar 29, 2020 20:17

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