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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Entenzahn posted:

The year is 2022. The last votes have been counted. President Cuomo is sworn in to preside over the smoldering remains of the United States of America. His words are hard to hear over the ventilation machine, but Presidential Senior Advisor 狼羊布 assures the press corps they burst with fervor for the American proletariat.

The Houthis somehow capture Washington DC the following week.

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cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Choosing Cuomo at the convention to replace a brain-dead Biden would be such.... madness. So far 7.5 million democrats have voted for Bernie Sanders to be their nominee, versus, you know, 0 for Andy. Not choosing Sanders as the replacement would be a violation of the will of the people beyond comprehension

They've literally done exactly this before.

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

cmndstab posted:

They've literally done exactly this before.

And we all know how it will go this time.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Hopefully the protests will go better

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Remember that bricks synergize perfectly with molotovs for getting those cleansing accelerants into hard-to-reach places!

Rastor
Jun 2, 2001

Can't throw bricks at a virtual convention

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Aaaaaaaand white liberals are comparing Biden to Emmett Till.

gently caress this. gently caress that. Destroy the democrats forever.

https://twitter.com/spookperson/status/1243691689165770752?s=19

In case anyone doesn't get it, Emmett Till was killed because he was accused of whistling at a white woman.

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

SimonCat posted:

In case anyone doesn't get it, Emmett Till was killed because he was accused of whistling at a white woman.

And he wasn't just killed, he was lynched so brutally that the event gained national attention and became a rallying point in the Civil Rights movement.

The tweet is worse than you thought somehow

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Wheeee posted:

And he wasn't just killed, he was lynched so brutally that the event gained national attention and became a rallying point in the Civil Rights movement.

The tweet is worse than you thought somehow

And the accuser confessed on her death bed she made it up.

Sally is literally drawing a 1:1 connection to a crime so violent and racist it kickstarted the civil rights movement and a creepy segregationist getting reported by several women as being a sex creep.

Democrats must be destroyed and punished.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
https://twitter.com/Ad_Inifinitum/status/1243675568639483907?s=19

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Also you can supposedly just tie a rag around the neck of a bottle that's safely sealed, instead of shoving it through an opening, for easier transport. the lit rag works either way upon breakage

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

I am convinced now that if Joe dropped out or died from the Rona and Bernie got the nom that dems would do literally everything possible to sabotage him and vote for Trump instead, so bring on Cuomo, watching dems self destruct is pretty funny too

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Raskolnikov38 posted:

this universe sucks so he’ll get it and turn out to be completely asymptotic

Weedle has issued a correction as of 06:31 on Mar 29, 2020

PoontifexMacksimus
Feb 14, 2012

steinrokkan posted:

The Houthis somehow capture Washington DC the following week.

Hell yeah

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Rastor posted:

Can't throw bricks at a virtual convention

Flying dicks it is then.
https://metro.co.uk/2006/12/22/pink-penis-attack-on-second-life-chat-show-3433996/

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1244112719810183168

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1244112969027420161

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Aaaaaaaand white liberals are comparing Biden to Emmett Till.

gently caress this. gently caress that. Destroy the democrats forever.

https://twitter.com/spookperson/status/1243691689165770752?s=19

lmao she used to work for newt gingrich

:sad:

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Democrats must be destroyed and punished.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
Bernie is out there actually being an effective as possible opposition leader and the media just straight up ignoring him loving sucks.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Thoguh posted:

Bernie is out there actually being an effective as possible opposition leader and the media just straight up ignoring him loving sucks.

Meanwhile, biden is doing what... Going on a bad livestream every 3 or so days saying trump isny doing that bad of a job but needs to take the Malakary down a notch

Just lmao at how badly dems hosed this up

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

2DCAT posted:

Meanwhile, biden is doing what... Going on a bad livestream every 3 or so days saying trump isny doing that bad of a job but needs to take the Malakary down a notch

Just lmao at how badly dems hosed this up

Sounds like you’re guilty of crimes against decorum, my friend

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

2DCAT posted:

Meanwhile, biden is doing what... Going on a bad livestream every 3 or so days saying trump isny doing that bad of a job but needs to take the Malakary down a notch

Just lmao at how badly dems hosed this up

Don't forget he also has his surrogates out there blaming Bernie for deaths from the primaries.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
yeah it seems like Biden team's main job is to alienate voters and assume the ones they've got will do

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

2DCAT posted:

Meanwhile, biden is doing what... Going on a bad livestream every 3 or so days saying trump isny doing that bad of a job but needs to take the Malakary down a notch

Just lmao at how badly dems hosed this up

Still lmao’ing that after the very first of his “daily updates” he had to take a break the next day. His campaign has the energy of a goon project

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Still lmao’ing that after the very first of his “daily updates” he had to take a break the next day. His campaign has the energy of a goon project

at least goon projects are funny and exciting

this is just depressing and funny

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Still lmao’ing that after the very first of his “daily updates” he had to take a break the next day. His campaign has the energy of a goon project

it has the energy of a succesful kickstarter that is 5 year past its delivery date

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Every daily update features continual chat messages about "Joe, address the rape allegation" without them publicly acknowledging it lol

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

babypolis posted:

it has the energy of a succesful kickstarter that is 5 year past its delivery date

glad to hear the barkley 2 team landed on their feet

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Still lmao’ing that after the very first of his “daily updates” he had to take a break the next day. His campaign has the energy of a goon project

goon projects are more successful

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

eric ciaramella posted:

goon projects are more successful

goons haven't managed to derail and destroy the only progressive campaign in a US Presidential election, thus condemning untold millions to despair and death they otherwise may have had a chance against

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



It's not destroyed yet
https://twitter.com/niktaylorde/status/1244150213633286144

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

SpaceGoku posted:

glad to hear the barkley 2 team landed on their feet

lmao that was exactly what was on my mind when i made that post

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

babypolis posted:

lmao that was exactly what was on my mind when i made that post

Biden 2020

Not for TREND. Not for STONER. Not for TRUE DOOM MURDERHEADS.

Only CORPORATE ATTITUDE.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Wrex Ruckus posted:

Biden 2020

Not for TREND. Not for STONER. Not for TRUE DOOM MURDERHEADS.

Only CORPORATE ATTITUDE.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Trumps Baby Hands posted:

His campaign has the energy of a goon project

Joe “Dooby” Biden for President of Dooby Dogs

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Lol humans are dealing with time-information-condensation-acceleration... Poorly

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

holy poo poo lol

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Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Time is just going back to it's original meaning of being before, during or after some meaningful life event, rather than artificial concepts like clocks and calendars.

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