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Entenzahn posted:The year is 2022. The last votes have been counted. President Cuomo is sworn in to preside over the smoldering remains of the United States of America. His words are hard to hear over the ventilation machine, but Presidential Senior Advisor 狼羊布 assures the press corps they burst with fervor for the American proletariat. The Houthis somehow capture Washington DC the following week.
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 01:38 |
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Choosing Cuomo at the convention to replace a brain-dead Biden would be such.... madness. So far 7.5 million democrats have voted for Bernie Sanders to be their nominee, versus, you know, 0 for Andy. Not choosing Sanders as the replacement would be a violation of the will of the people beyond comprehension They've literally done exactly this before.
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cmndstab posted:They've literally done exactly this before. And we all know how it will go this time.
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 01:43 |
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Hopefully the protests will go better
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 01:44 |
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Remember that bricks synergize perfectly with molotovs for getting those cleansing accelerants into hard-to-reach places!
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 02:38 |
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Can't throw bricks at a virtual convention
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 02:42 |
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Aaaaaaaand white liberals are comparing Biden to Emmett Till. In case anyone doesn't get it, Emmett Till was killed because he was accused of whistling at a white woman.
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 03:07 |
SimonCat posted:In case anyone doesn't get it, Emmett Till was killed because he was accused of whistling at a white woman. And he wasn't just killed, he was lynched so brutally that the event gained national attention and became a rallying point in the Civil Rights movement. The tweet is worse than you thought somehow
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Wheeee posted:And he wasn't just killed, he was lynched so brutally that the event gained national attention and became a rallying point in the Civil Rights movement. And the accuser confessed on her death bed she made it up. Sally is literally drawing a 1:1 connection to a crime so violent and racist it kickstarted the civil rights movement and a creepy segregationist getting reported by several women as being a sex creep. Democrats must be destroyed and punished.
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 03:27 |
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https://twitter.com/Ad_Inifinitum/status/1243675568639483907?s=19
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 03:55 |
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Also you can supposedly just tie a rag around the neck of a bottle that's safely sealed, instead of shoving it through an opening, for easier transport. the lit rag works either way upon breakage
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 04:06 |
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I am convinced now that if Joe dropped out or died from the Rona and Bernie got the nom that dems would do literally everything possible to sabotage him and vote for Trump instead, so bring on Cuomo, watching dems self destruct is pretty funny too
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Raskolnikov38 posted:this universe sucks so he’ll get it and turn out to be completely asymptotic Weedle has issued a correction as of 06:31 on Mar 29, 2020 |
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steinrokkan posted:The Houthis somehow capture Washington DC the following week. Hell yeah
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 06:36 |
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Rastor posted:Can't throw bricks at a virtual convention Flying dicks it is then. https://metro.co.uk/2006/12/22/pink-penis-attack-on-second-life-chat-show-3433996/
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 10:36 |
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https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1244112719810183168 https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1244112969027420161
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Aaaaaaaand white liberals are comparing Biden to Emmett Till. lmao she used to work for newt gingrich
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 14:58 |
A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Democrats must be destroyed and punished.
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 14:58 |
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Bernie is out there actually being an effective as possible opposition leader and the media just straight up ignoring him loving sucks.
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 15:45 |
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Thoguh posted:Bernie is out there actually being an effective as possible opposition leader and the media just straight up ignoring him loving sucks. Meanwhile, biden is doing what... Going on a bad livestream every 3 or so days saying trump isny doing that bad of a job but needs to take the Malakary down a notch Just lmao at how badly dems hosed this up
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2DCAT posted:Meanwhile, biden is doing what... Going on a bad livestream every 3 or so days saying trump isny doing that bad of a job but needs to take the Malakary down a notch Sounds like you’re guilty of crimes against decorum, my friend
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2DCAT posted:Meanwhile, biden is doing what... Going on a bad livestream every 3 or so days saying trump isny doing that bad of a job but needs to take the Malakary down a notch Don't forget he also has his surrogates out there blaming Bernie for deaths from the primaries.
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 17:57 |
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yeah it seems like Biden team's main job is to alienate voters and assume the ones they've got will do
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 18:17 |
2DCAT posted:Meanwhile, biden is doing what... Going on a bad livestream every 3 or so days saying trump isny doing that bad of a job but needs to take the Malakary down a notch Still lmao’ing that after the very first of his “daily updates” he had to take a break the next day. His campaign has the energy of a goon project
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 22:07 |
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Still lmao’ing that after the very first of his “daily updates” he had to take a break the next day. His campaign has the energy of a goon project at least goon projects are funny and exciting this is just depressing and funny
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 22:12 |
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Still lmao’ing that after the very first of his “daily updates” he had to take a break the next day. His campaign has the energy of a goon project it has the energy of a succesful kickstarter that is 5 year past its delivery date
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 22:13 |
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Every daily update features continual chat messages about "Joe, address the rape allegation" without them publicly acknowledging it lol
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 22:13 |
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babypolis posted:it has the energy of a succesful kickstarter that is 5 year past its delivery date glad to hear the barkley 2 team landed on their feet
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 22:13 |
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Still lmao’ing that after the very first of his “daily updates” he had to take a break the next day. His campaign has the energy of a goon project goon projects are more successful
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 22:46 |
eric ciaramella posted:goon projects are more successful goons haven't managed to derail and destroy the only progressive campaign in a US Presidential election, thus condemning untold millions to despair and death they otherwise may have had a chance against
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 22:54 |
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It's not destroyed yet https://twitter.com/niktaylorde/status/1244150213633286144
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SpaceGoku posted:glad to hear the barkley 2 team landed on their feet lmao that was exactly what was on my mind when i made that post
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 23:03 |
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babypolis posted:lmao that was exactly what was on my mind when i made that post Biden 2020 Not for TREND. Not for STONER. Not for TRUE DOOM MURDERHEADS. Only CORPORATE ATTITUDE.
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 23:43 |
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Wrex Ruckus posted:Biden 2020
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:His campaign has the energy of a goon project Joe “Dooby” Biden for President of Dooby Dogs
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Lol humans are dealing with time-information-condensation-acceleration... Poorly
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# ? Mar 30, 2020 02:36 |
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holy poo poo lol
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Time is just going back to it's original meaning of being before, during or after some meaningful life event, rather than artificial concepts like clocks and calendars.
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