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Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

dubzee posted:

Ratings!



Holy gently caress, no way are people desperately looking to you for guidance in a global disaster, nope they just love ya so dang much ffffffff

My sister and her fam just moved back to NZ from DC at the end of last year, they honestly cant believe how lucky they are.

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

SimonCat posted:

Why the dig at the United States then?

Because most of us are in the United States and she is a part of the porn industry of the United States. Why the gently caress would we be weighing in on the Pakistani porn industry in this context?

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
God drat It.

John Prine is in the hospital with Covid-19 symptoms.

https://www.google.com/url?q=https:..._0pMxHsaEkE1HlQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRCLHBhZPQ4

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
The USA passed 140k cases today. Hospitals in NYC are using forklifts to load bodies in to reefer trailers. Trump was bragging earlier that we're going to keep deaths at 100k total and that's going to be a big victory.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





The bigliest deaths

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Mr. Nice! posted:

The USA passed 140k cases today. Hospitals in NYC are using forklifts to load bodies in to reefer trailers. Trump was bragging earlier that we're going to keep deaths at 100k total and that's going to be a big victory.

Conveniently a number just below the H1N1 flu Obama saw in his first year...

....worldwide

....over about eight months.

there were ~12k deaths in the US.

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

maffew buildings posted:

Really cool that the bastion of Christian morality, The United States, gives no fucks about the rampant sexual exploitation and abuse of young women in porn.

How many churches in the US aren't against the porn industry? You can pick any church and their official line will be something along the lines of "The porn industry is horrible, exploits women, and shouldn't exist."

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

SimonCat posted:

How many churches in the US aren't against the porn industry? You can pick any church and their official line will be something along the lines of "The porn industry is horrible, tempts men, and shouldn't exist."

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Mr. Nice! posted:

The USA passed 140k cases today. Hospitals in NYC are using forklifts to load bodies in to reefer trailers. Trump was bragging earlier that we're going to keep deaths at 100k total and that's going to be a big victory.

Like....

Uh got a link to the fork lift stuff?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

SimonCat posted:

How many churches in the US aren't against the porn industry? You can pick any church and their official line will be something along the lines of "The porn industry is horrible, exploits women, and shouldn't exist."

You're right.

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band

LingcodKilla posted:

Like....

Uh got a link to the fork lift stuff?

Unfortunately, yes.

:nms:https://twitter.com/JoeBorelliNYC/status/1244405424125870080:nms:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

LingcodKilla posted:

Like....

Uh got a link to the fork lift stuff?

dunno if it's 100% legit but it does at first glance

:nms:

https://twitter.com/NYScanner/status /1244397630958047233?s=19

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
There’s other video of medical personnel loading bodies out onto another truck. It’s surreal.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Chichevache posted:

Is Bernie Sanders a boomer? :can:

now that I'm sober, I don't actually love Bernie. He wants progressive policies but I don't think that if he was to become president he would or could actually change the fundamental problems with the democrats the same way that AOC is doing by helping to primary lovely dems.

Imagine if Bernie had started something like the DSA while Bush was president instead of constantly being the outsider.

PookBear fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Mar 30, 2020

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
the DNC immediately rallied up to ensure their lovely Dems don't get primaried to the best of their ability after AOC came in. They're not too in to progress

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
If you remember a bunch of videos out of China in January where a bunch of people in hazmat suits were piling bodies up and using heavy equipment to move them, turns out it was probably all legit. Those videos out of NYC have the same vibe except instead of hazmat suits our people are in garbage bags because we don't actually have proper PPE for the people that need it.

We're just at the start of the major wave of people dying. We're going to get daily 9/11s in the coming weeks.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Based on the tone and tenor of my south & central WV relatives' facebooks today we're about 2 or 3 days from rural america declaring open season on everyone with NY tags

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

shame on an IGA posted:

Based on the tone and tenor of my south & central WV relatives' facebooks today we're about 2 or 3 days from rural america declaring open season on everyone with NY tags

NYC’s an easy enemy for them to blame versus Trump or their local/state government.

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
So far the one good thing to come from this is its forced me to source meats/vegetables/grains/wine/cider from cheap, local, high quality distributors that deliver. Need to make my fruits/vegetable order by Monday, then have lamb, bison, venison and chicken coming Tuesday. And sorpressata!

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
With her boss facing sexual assault accusations, Biden Press Secretary Symone Sanders went back and deleted her #metoo tweets in support of Christine Blasey Ford.

https://twitter.com/IssaKneeGrow/status/1244273875497730048?s=19

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

lightpole posted:

So far the one good thing to come from this is its forced me to source meats/vegetables/grains/wine/cider from cheap, local, high quality distributors that deliver. Need to make my fruits/vegetable order by Monday, then have lamb, bison, venison and chicken coming Tuesday. And sorpressata!

Where you getting the gabagool?

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

One thing that really sets Trump apart from everyone else is his total lack of empathy. He is simply not capable of feeling empathy, period. He goes on live TV every single afternoon and proves it, over and over again.

Every day he lies about something he said just a few days before. Then today he straight up admitted that there were people in the government who were pushing to just "ride it out" -- basically do nothing as far as social isolation, let the bodies fall as they may.

He sat up there and talked about his loving ratings, and also implied that hospitals are stealing PPE, perhaps selling them on the black market?!

There is nothing normal about him. He is a sociopath, devoid of empathy, an inveterate liar, a malignant narcissist, and he is dangerous as gently caress. I really wish people who are saying they don't see much difference between Trump and Biden could see this. The man is a monster.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

MrMojok posted:

One thing that really sets Trump apart from everyone else is his total lack of empathy. He is simply not capable of feeling empathy, period. He goes on live TV every single afternoon and proves it, over and over again.

Every day he lies about something he said just a few days before. Then today he straight up admitted that there were people in the government who were pushing to just "ride it out" -- basically do nothing as far as social isolation, let the bodies fall as they may.

He sat up there and talked about his loving ratings, and also implied that hospitals are stealing PPE, perhaps selling them on the black market?!

There is nothing normal about him. He is a sociopath, devoid of empathy, an inveterate liar, a malignant narcissist, and he is dangerous as gently caress. I really wish people who are saying they don't see much difference between Trump and Biden could see this. The man is a monster.

And Fat Jack will gut services isn't a monster? Nah dude I'm fuckin done dicing the aesthetics of these monsters and putting one brand of monstrosity on a pillar of "best monstrosity possible". DNC can't parade out these lab grown ghouls and expect me to swollow it every single time. They had their chance and they Shadow App fixed it to this leaky brained grift machine. gently caress Biden. gently caress Trump. gently caress 2020.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Can we please take to the streets now with bats and bottles and chains

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


EBB posted:

Can we please take to the streets now with bats and bottles and chains

we have to find or build the "we" that will do this

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

Bored As gently caress posted:

Where you getting the gabagool?

Coppa from Golden Gate Meats.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

KirbyKhan posted:

And Fat Jack will gut services isn't a monster? Nah dude I'm fuckin done dicing the aesthetics of these monsters and putting one brand of monstrosity on a pillar of "best monstrosity possible". DNC can't parade out these lab grown ghouls and expect me to swollow it every single time. They had their chance and they Shadow App fixed it to this leaky brained grift machine. gently caress Biden. gently caress Trump. gently caress 2020.

Gibberish.

Reverence
Nov 1, 2009

EBB posted:

Can we please take to the streets now with bats and bottles and chains

yea we just have to stay 6ft apart

bird cooch
Jan 19, 2007

KirbyKhan posted:

And Fat Jack will gut services isn't a monster? Nah dude I'm fuckin done dicing the aesthetics of these monsters and putting one brand of monstrosity on a pillar of "best monstrosity possible". DNC can't parade out these lab grown ghouls and expect me to swollow it every single time. They had their chance and they Shadow App fixed it to this leaky brained grift machine. gently caress Biden. gently caress Trump. gently caress 2020.

Did you just "but Biden!" Somebody bitching about how big of a piece of poo poo Trump is?

Crazy Mike
Sep 16, 2005

Now with 25% more kimchee.

EBB posted:

Can we please take to the streets now with bats and bottles and chains

Why? My life is too comfortable to risk a tear gassing, tazering, and batoning over whatever you all are upset about. As veterans, shouldn’t you all be more than capable of getting paid and getting comfortable, or at least being more comfortable than whatever nonsense the military put you through? Like they say on the airplane, “put your own oxygen mask on first.”

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
My comfort existing at the expense of tens of millions of impoverished and disenfranchised Americans and immigrants is not a morally tenable situation. I can make a billionaire squirm for the cost of a meager tear gassing.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Also like they say on the airplanes: slay the billionaires and topple their thrones

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

KirbyKhan posted:

And Fat Jack will gut services isn't a monster? Nah dude I'm fuckin done dicing the aesthetics of these monsters and putting one brand of monstrosity on a pillar of "best monstrosity possible". DNC can't parade out these lab grown ghouls and expect me to swollow it every single time. They had their chance and they Shadow App fixed it to this leaky brained grift machine. gently caress Biden. gently caress Trump. gently caress 2020.

Nah gently caress you for starting this bullshit up again, gently caress outta here

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Oh, my, God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because,
She looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean gross, look
She's just so, black
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, want to pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I want to get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes (me so horny)
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you want to get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen her dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (hell yeah)
Tell 'em to shake it (shake it) shake it (shake it)
Shake that healthy butt
Baby got back (L.A. fits with the Oakland booty)
Baby got back (L.A. fits with the Oakland booty)
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I want to get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I want to get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I want to gently caress
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies (Yeah) Ladies (Yeah)
If you want to role in my Mercedes (Yeah)
Then turn around, stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
Baby got back
Yeah, baby, when it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin'
To do with my selection
Thirty six-twenty- four-thirty six
Ha ha, only if she's 5'3
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers want to play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gol'
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it, Miss Thing
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

EBB posted:

Can we please take to the streets now with bats and bottles and chains

Against who? Where? Smashing up a McDonald's in Idaho Falls or wherever won't do jack poo poo about the assholes controlling the government.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Against who? Where? Smashing up a McDonald's in Idaho Falls or wherever won't do jack poo poo about the assholes controlling the government.

The c-virus might! It's doing its best against the UK govt

Ataxerxes
Dec 2, 2011

What is a soldier but a miserable pile of eaten cats and strange language?
So the Finnish capital area is now in a two-week quarantine from the rest of the country, travel in and out only for a good reason with police checkpoints on the roads. Also, most people who are able to do it have been sent to work from home, me included. So far the containment measures seem to be biting as the amount of new case in the biggest hotspots (the capital are) are on the decrease.

Also, what is the deal with the Villages in Florida? It seems to come up in the US news quite often. Is it some kind of a retirement community for the rich?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Ataxerxes posted:

So the Finnish capital area is now in a two-week quarantine from the rest of the country, travel in and out only for a good reason with police checkpoints on the roads. Also, most people who are able to do it have been sent to work from home, me included. So far the containment measures seem to be biting as the amount of new case in the biggest hotspots (the capital are) are on the decrease.

Also, what is the deal with the Villages in Florida? It seems to come up in the US news quite often. Is it some kind of a retirement community for the rich?

rich zip code

super heavy republican, very much for trump

Old Boot
May 9, 2012



Buglord

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

rich zip code

super heavy republican, very much for trump

Also an elderly gently caress den riddled with STDs.

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Ataxerxes
Dec 2, 2011

What is a soldier but a miserable pile of eaten cats and strange language?

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

rich zip code

super heavy republican, very much for trump

Ah, now I understand why it keeps popping up as corona risk place. Old, stubborn, rich people who have the money to travel around.

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