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Who is your first pick in the deputy leadership race?
This poll is closed.
R. Allin-Khan 6 1.60%
R. Burgon 80 21.33%
D. Butler 72 19.20%
A. Rayner 35 9.33%
I. Murray 5 1.33%
P. Flaps 177 47.20%
Total: 375 votes
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ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Indeed, and some people are pointing at the relatively low rates in Australia as support, but that's also a country that's much more spread out than Europe and east Asia.

Australia is huge but its population centres are fairly concentrated in a few coastal areas, so I wouldn't think infection would be any more challenging than it would be in Europe or North America everything else being the same

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Oh my god please tell me that paul joseph watson is going to be guzzling estradiol to ward off the cultural marxist globalist soy sterility virus.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
A pandemic that kills off or sterilises most of the male population is like the beginning of the epic porn saga I've been writing.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde
Post your Y: The Last Man fanfic

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

sinky posted:

Post your Y: The Last Man fanfic

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Speaking of porn sagas, I finally found Wimshurst machines back on eBay for a reasonable price!


What does that have to do with porn? Because I checked the related items hoping to see some other vintage science stuff, :nws: but nooo :nws:

What are you hentai perverts doing with my static electricity machines? and is it fun?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/PaulbernalUK/status/1244558885366702082?s=19

Tomberforce
May 30, 2006

ThomasPaine posted:

Australia is huge but its population centres are fairly concentrated in a few coastal areas, so I wouldn't think infection would be any more challenging than it would be in Europe or North America everything else being the same

Yeah I'm British but based in Australia now. I think it may go a bit better here than the UK. There are pockets of density but cities here are definately more sprawled than the UK and the medical infrastructure in the cities at least hasn't been austeritied to gently caress for years.

We have also locked down pretty early - hopefully before mass community transmission has happened and, despite the stereotype of relaxed larrikin Aussies it is actually an intensely micromanaged culture so people are quite responsive on a population level to restrictions. There is also a fairly sophisticated emergency management infrastructure and public awareness of large scale hazards - mainly because of bushfires but also cyclones and flooding. It will be bad, no mistake, and our Murdoch press is already pushing the US back to work line which is incredibly dangerous but I am certainly more worried for my family in the UK than for the semi rural community here at this stage in time.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I just thought it might kill rupert murdoch.

Overminty
Mar 16, 2010

You may wonder what I am doing while reading your posts..

Guavanaut posted:

What does that have to do with porn? Because I checked the related items hoping to see some other vintage science stuff, :nws: but nooo :nws:

kinkshaming with the no entry sign there imo

escapegoat
Aug 18, 2013

If some special advisors die that's too bad.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Guavanaut posted:

Speaking of porn sagas, I finally found Wimshurst machines back on eBay for a reasonable price!


What does that have to do with porn? Because I checked the related items hoping to see some other vintage science stuff, :nws: but nooo :nws:

What are you hentai perverts doing with my static electricity machines? and is it fun?

Does that resin hold a static charge? And what's the electrical conductance of jizz?

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

OwlFancier posted:

I just thought it might kill rupert murdoch.

:pray:

TACD
Oct 27, 2000


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45QgF9Ha7kE

twoot
Oct 29, 2012

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Anyone know if the theory (/fervent hope/delusion) that coronavirus spreads much less well in warm weather is true? It smells to me like another facet of the "It's just the flu" just-so story.

The hope is sadly based on the seasonal flu infection rate.

Seasonal flu has an average "R0" (number of times it'll be transferred person to person) of 1.3 and is spread by contact and aerosols, but in effect isn't very "virulent". During the summer months the population as a whole spends less time in close contact and that in effect lowers the R0 closer to 1. Seasonal flu "ends" when it get stuck within homes and stops being transmitted by public transport and the like.

2019-nCov is a lot more virulent, spreading easier, with a R0 of around 3 - which means to get that effective transmission rate down you have to crush it with enforced social distancing.

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



goddamnedtwisto posted:

Anyone know if the theory (/fervent hope/delusion) that coronavirus spreads much less well in warm weather is true? It smells to me like another facet of the "It's just the flu" just-so story.
just another delusion that got shot down weeks ago, it will spread less but how significant an effect that has is unknown.

thinking back to last friday...
https://twitter.com/cmgaston/status/1243545879237271552

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Does that resin hold a static charge? And what's the electrical conductance of jizz?
The resin would definitely hold a charge, but all the biology papers only list low voltage conductivity for PCR stuff.

The classical way find the high voltage conductivity of a substance is to squirt a stream of it between two balls, which I'm sure someone has tried.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol at the ending

https://twitter.com/scottygb/status/1244563111648153601?s=20

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

https://twitter.com/heidistephens/status/1244577283853205505

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
That reminds me, Limmy is going to have been to a LOT of charity do's over the next couple months

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde
From one of the replies to that tweet



lol at bottom right

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Video Interview Nick Ferrari (LBC) with Helen Whateley (Care Minister).

https://www.lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/nick-ferrari/extraordinary-exchange-care-minister-coronavirus/


Pulling her up on Exercise Cygnus

She's totally at sea.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

sinky posted:

From one of the replies to that tweet



lol at bottom right
:discourse:

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!
Mr motivator use to mc raves at the MK bowl during the hight of his fame.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

sinky posted:

From one of the replies to that tweet



lol at bottom right

God bless Cold War Steve for still getting Cilla in every collage

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Lisa Nandy has dropped me an email telling me that Labour is the "shining light on the hill" and gently caress me British politics really is the intro to Deus Ex now isn't it.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Every Labour leader/deputy email to me went straight into my inbox, except Ian Murray which went in the spam. I have no idea why but lol.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
https://twitter.com/juliacarriew/status/1244490384576663554

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

smh if you can't get a 50p in there and out again.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 12:28 on Mar 30, 2020

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
my favourite bit is either "denies further batteries" or the fact his partner specifically took him to the hospital she works at so her colleagues can laugh at him

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

No, the best loving bit is objectively.



Astrophysicist has never heard of a NOT gate.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

"At this point I ran out of magnets."

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Like he solved the problem first go, except he had no idea how to invert the function of the circuit... Or apparently even the concept of inverting the function because you can absolutely google it.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I'm going to save that whole thing for the next time someone uses a scientist or engineer talking way outside their field of expertise as proof of something.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Thinking about it, this is a problem that has already been solved. Tape a stud finder to your wrist and get a nose piercing. It's at least 97% less likely to send you to the hospital and 100% less likely to end up with a newspaper article about how you got magnets stuck in your nose like a toddler because you didn't know what a 7404 was.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

XMNN posted:

my favourite bit is either "denies further batteries" or the fact his partner specifically took him to the hospital she works at so her colleagues can laugh at him

"Denies X" is basically doctor speak for "I don't quite believe you but you said you didn't and I have to write it down".

Eg
Denies use of illicit drugs (parents in the room with them)
Denies recent alcohol consumption (breath smells of alcohol)

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Guavanaut posted:

Thinking about it, this is a problem that has already been solved. Tape a stud finder to your wrist and get a nose piercing. It's at least 97% less likely to send you to the hospital and 100% less likely to end up with a newspaper article about how you got magnets stuck in your nose like a toddler because you didn't know what a 7404 was.

Or just an orientation sensor that buzzes if you lift your forearm above horizontal. Except he'd probably use a mercury switch to do it and mount the buzzer so it smashed the switch open.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Z the IVth posted:

"Denies X" is basically doctor speak for "I don't quite believe you but you said you didn't and I have to write it down".

Eg
Denies use of illicit drugs (parents in the room with them)
Denies recent alcohol consumption (breath smells of alcohol)

......It's magnets up his bum, isn't it.

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Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Pesky Splinter posted:

......It's magnets up his bum, isn't it.

Do you know how hard it is to get a magnet with a flared base?

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