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sebmojo posted:Clean windows.  You grab the window spray and give them a proper good wipe down. Yuck, they're filthy! Blasmeister posted:inspect TV, check if it’s plugged in and the powers on  Apparently not. Xarbala posted:>consider the garibaldi's biscuit You don't even know what a Garibaldi biscuit is. You give it a quick google.  What, that's a Garibaldi? Ew, they're gross! Natural 20 posted:>Turn on music  You go to Youtube to get some grooves on. For some reason one particular song comes to mind. Natural 20 posted:>Dance  Hey I've got to dance yeah! Oh the nasty things that people say But I'm gonna make it anyway, Dance yeah! Got canned heat in my heels tonight baby JosephWongKS posted:Count how many individual hairs there are on the hamster. Luckily you have done this before and already know the answer is 4,703,295 Otherkinsey Scale posted:>Fondly regard creation You look out of your newly cleaned window in wonder at God's work.  It's all right, you guess.
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Rarity posted:You don't even know what a Garibaldi biscuit is. You give it a quick google. Between this and the crisp selection I am growing increasingly concerned 
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Weep for our noble leader Dominic Cummings, who is now down with the sickness. Or cackle and feast on chocolate. Whichever seems more appropriate. Clean mirror. It was worse than the windows!
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Also; >Inspect reflection in Mirror. Attempt to out-smart it.
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> unequip hammer > ascertain acetone > USE acetone on fingernails > find nail varnish > mix yourself a custom colour. Perhaps a tasteful blue? Perhaps a periwinkle? If unsure, ask Xander > it's okay that you haven't tried mixing nail varnish before, this type of exterimentation was what virtual playgrounds like this adventure game were invented for - Imagine if somebody did this for real! In any case, do your best. > USE custom varnish on fingernails > INSPECT fingernails
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ooh. clean hammer use nail varnish to decorate hammer in honour of hamster
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90s Cringe Rock posted:ooh. >do NOT use hammer on fingernails > wrong kind of nails
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Rarity posted:You don't even know what a Garibaldi biscuit is. You give it a quick google. We used to call them squashed fly biscuits!
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cant cook creole bream posted:Pour the diet cola into the sink. Diet coke is the gift of the gods and you are not touching it  Giant Metal Robot posted:Look around bedroom for escape routes. You mean besides the corridor outside your bedroom? JosephWongKS posted:Search the Internet for hamster recipes, in case you need to resort to emergency rations. You're not eating your hamster! This game contains no animal abuse! Beartaco posted:Search the internet for hamster recipes, your babies deserve only the finest gourmet.  You do however a few ideas for tasty treats. You bookmark them for later when you are not stuck in a quarantine. Bellmaker posted:>ponder why toilet paper rolls are disappearing so rapidly in a single-occupancy  You've been over this, you pee a hell of a lot. Arsenic Lupin posted:> study papermaking  Maybe you can make your own loo roll! How hard can it be? You find a video online and start learning. One minute in and it turns out you need a bath. Well, bugger. Elfface posted:Level up your bladder to pee more pee, less often. You do some kegels to improve your bladder strength. You consider evidencing this with a picture of your crotch but quickly decide against it. Fellis posted:> Check under bed/mattress for hidden stash Perhaps you put some extras under your bed and then... forgot about it? Sounds unlikely but it can't hurt to look.  Nope, just a whole bunch of clothes.
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Examine corridor Poke everything in corridor to see if it's important
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Giant Metal Robot posted:Poke everything in corridor to see if it's important This is cheating, you have to examine every single item in the corridor screenshot on an individual basis to learn whether it's important or not.
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Torrannor posted:This is cheating, you have to examine every single item in the corridor screenshot on an individual basis to learn whether it's important or not. Look at radiator in corridor to see if it's on If off Poke radiator to see if it's important If on Turn off radiator to see if it's important
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Priorities people! Fold clothes under bed and Fix the drawer under the bed. Goddamn it's a mess down there
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Niric posted:Priorities people! Doing these things is hard while being under a bed. >Try doing it that way. cant cook creole bream fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Mar 30, 2020 |
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>remember that hobby you started but never mastered because the grind of capitalism wore you down >do that hobby
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Niric posted:Priorities people! Voting this
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90s Cringe Rock posted:flip bed onto side and construct fortifications >Knight Pikachu as your top general
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A fortress you can't leave is better known as a trap. Be like the hermit crab and carry your fortress with you. Put together some PPE.
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Pyroi posted:> Attempt to use alchemy to create more toilet paper. Of course! Just like they did back in Ye Days of Olde! It stands to reason that if you want to make something to clean your rear end then a bunch of other cleaning materials will do the trick, right?  You start with a cup of washing powder as your base...  ...add a spritz of window cleaner to give your bum the perfect shine...  ...and finish with shampoo for that fresh scent.  There, just need to leave that to set for a while and you'll have more toilet paper in no time! Xarbala posted:>take up origami  Taking up a hobby seems to be the in thing this quarantine and it's time you got on the trend. You flex your expert knowledge of origami to create a paper plane. With a toss it flies all the way from your bed to the toilet. Top work! Namtab posted:Plug your TV in. Dont think i missed that plug not plugged in back on page 2  You plug the TV in wondering why it took you 12 days to complete such a simple task.
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> Pick up Xbox Controller > Press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start on the Controller's D-Pad and Buttons.
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Turn on the XBox and stare at it before remembering you also need to turn on the TV Quarantine makes head brain funny
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:Discover a game where you play a shark. You fiend, I've been a shark for hours now. I need sleep, but the school beckons...
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Right, before you do anything else you need to check on your chemical concoction. It must have come together by now! Well, it's definitely not toilet paper. In fact you're not sure what it is but you are sure that it's something. Blaze Dragon posted:>Watch every animated part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure so you learn what Stand is  It turns out Netflix has the first 2 seasons so you pop it on. It doesn't make any sense and the anime makes your eyes bleed. You turn it off, thankful that you live a better life. Nidoking posted:Unroll all of the remaining toilet paper. Roll all of it around a single cardboard roll. Make the uber-TP roll that will never expire and no longer needs to be counted.  You take your remaning toilet rolls and one by one you wrap them around one tube. The resulting beast is a mammoth of butt wiping glory in paper form. Few have dared to dream of such a creation, none before you have succeeded. This giant causes a rising surge of awe to fill your body. You begin to worship it as your god. Nidoking posted:Also secure the domicile against toilet paper bandits. Probably should have specified that first. How many of them did it take to carry away that giant roll? But what if they come to steal your god away from you! Them. The infected. This cannot be allowed! You flip the latch on your door to ensure it is firmly locked from outsiders. You get down on your knees and begin to pray to your new idol. Your emotional wellbeing is now deranged Aesculus posted:> Pick up toilet paper Sadly this glitch was patched out in beta Neddy Seagoon posted:> Inspect Penguins on Makeup Case. They clearly know something. Interrogate them for puzzle hints.  The penguins! They surely know something! They have spoken with the beyond! You threaten them but their cursed lips refuse to spill their secrets. "Pikachu!" says Pikachu. Yes, keep at the interrogation. Solid work, deputy. BlackPersona posted:> Use Computer to watch cute kitten videos  You spend a few moments watching adorable fluffy kittens to calm you down. Things may be rough but at least you still have your sanity!
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Rarity posted:at least you still have your sanity! Aha, I found the April Fools joke.
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Uggggggh. I've been grinding this game for years, but now it's full of casuals, pubbies and noobs. People doing let's plays without any in-game experience! Aaaaarrrgggghhh! In all seriousness, your thread is a spot of bright light in the darkness. Thank you
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FairyNuff posted:> Ask Twitter what is BOFA.  Your good friends on the Tweetosphere will surely be able to help. You send out a message asking for assistance. 90s Cringe Rock posted:Get ready for the weekend! After a busy week, you can relax and chill out at home. On Thursday?! Well, nothing like being prepared you guess.  Hair done, check your nails, baby how you feeling, feeling good as hell! 90s Cringe Rock posted:dehumanise yourself and face to bloodshed You can feel it coming. The tide of darkness. The infected will rise. Society will crumble. You know you cannot face it in your current form. Concentrating all your power you shift into a more appropriate vessel.  Blaze Dragon posted:>Watch every animated part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure so you learn what Stand is  It is taken up all of your time but you have finally finished watching Netflix's JoJo content and you only have one reaction.  What the hell was that?
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>ZA WARUDO
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This adventure is lacking a bit of focus: >View questlog
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>Talk to Hamster about JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. See if they can help you make sense of it.Natural 20 posted:>ZA WARUDO Somehow that just fits your avatar, goddamn  .
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