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 dunno about you guys but I could really go for some crabs right about now
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https://twitter.com/artofmmignola/status/1244407377157189632
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I will do no such thing.   
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Put on tip top, get no snip snop Touch the tip top get the snip snip. Always be with crab et al safely goons
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The face of a man being taken over by a crustacean overlord. Right into the brain.
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Timmy Age 6 posted:I will do no such thing.
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Scarodactyl posted:Ugh, these dumb posers don't even have pincers. What a pointless overgrown seamonkey. They open clams with their face. They're pretty hardcore. You can tell if a shelter has been recently used by spiny lobsters by looking for fresh clam shells with a bite taken out of one edge. Once they've crunched the edge, they can get their legs (which are very strong and spiky and not a great thing to wear as a hat) into the gap and pry open the clam.
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Timmy Age 6 posted:They open clams with their face. They're pretty hardcore. Wouldn’t it be better to just develop some snip snops and wreck clams the proper way? Losers.
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LingcodKilla posted:Wouldn’t it be better to just develop some snip snops and wreck clams the proper way? Losers.   
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Protein The daily recommendation for protein is 46 grams for women and 56 grams for men, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. A 3-ounce serving of crab meat supplies 16.45 grams of protein toward these goals. The protein in your body breaks down on a constant basis, and adequate intake of the nutrient is essential for rebuilding your muscles and tissues. Crab is a complete source of protein, which means that it supplies each of the 20 amino acids your body needs to make these new proteins. Vitamin B12 Crab is an impressive source of vitamin B12, of which you need 2.4 micrograms each day. A 3-ounce serving of crab meat supplies 9.78 micrograms. Vitamin B12 enables your body to produce healthy red blood cells. The vitamin also supports normal brain function. Getting sufficient amounts of vitamin B12 can reduce your risk of cardiovascular disease, according to the National Institutes of Health.
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Timmy Age 6 posted:I will do no such thing. Do you want headcrabs? This is how you get headcrabs
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They are not headcrabs! Spiny lobsters aren't even that closely genetically related to actual lobsters, and even those lobsters ALSO aren't crabs! God!!!
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[ten minutes into 7-hour war] "Headcrabs"?! First of all, they're not related to crabs, they're not even from our dimen-*is zombified*
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a fatal snop echoes through the deep should I buy this sumbitch for six bucks? 
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More like why haven’t you already?
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I'm worried it's not a good enough aquarium and also that I should get maybe twenty instead of one
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coup
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Thank you to all crebs who selflessly give themselves to provide us with the rangoon 
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little known fact crab Rangoon contains no crab and was not developed in Rangoon.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:little known fact crab Rangoon contains no crab and was not developed in Rangoon. So basically it should just be called fried lies? I’m mad there’s no good gifs of this crab joke from Archer.
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Rangoon is a place?
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ရန်ကုန်မြို့ When the junta took over they re anglesized it to Yangon, when they changed Burma to Myanmar. Used to be the capital.
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Wait a minute...zoom!  ENHANCE!  That's no creb!
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Crayfish, crawfish, crawdads, freshwater lobsters, mudbugs, mountain lobsters, and yabbies have been granted Honorary Crab status since pretty much this thread's inception. Keep up my friend.
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The official thread slogan is "If it snops, it crobs*" (*except scorpions and such)
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I thought it had been decided lobsters and crawdads were not actually honorary crabs, apologies. Here's a cool crab anyway. 
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Captain Hygiene posted:[ten minutes into 7-hour war] "Headcrabs"?! First of all, they're not related to crabs, they're not even from our dimen-*is zombified*  You wot mate?
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Cruwbdydd oh no I just invented welsh
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Crab in Welsch is cranc.
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