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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Smirking_Serpent posted:

we need water

not really, tho the reznick family oligarchs would have you believe otherwise since their almonds alone use more than LA and SF put together

SF/MF = Single/Multi Family

Source: California Department of Water Resources

# ? Apr 2, 2020 01:02

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# ? May 29, 2024 03:14

A Gnarlacious Bro: Apr 25, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

not really, tho the reznick family oligarchs would have you believe otherwise since their almonds alone use more than LA and SF put together

SF/MF = Single/Multi Family

Source: California Department of Water Resources

What a utopia, I wonder what sort of amazing land usage and housing prices this shining beacon of progress has as well!

# ? Apr 2, 2020 01:04

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

not really, tho the reznick family oligarchs would have you believe otherwise since their almonds alone use more than LA and SF put together

Yep. CA water use is basically:

10% - Residential
10% - Commercial / Industrial
70% - Agricultural (non-almonds)
10% - Agricultural (almonds)

As much water goes just to almonds as to every house, lawn, apartment building, and swimming pool in the entire 40-million person state.

# ? Apr 2, 2020 01:06

Mr. Dick: Aug 9, 2019; by Cyrano4747

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Why exactly are we still part of this union?

The people making mass duckets off a situation that could've easily been avoided (Zoom, Apple, Facebook, ect) long ago priced anyone with a will to fight or give a gently caress out of the state, or ground them down with the labor and hustle needed to finance absurd rents.

# ? Apr 2, 2020 01:06

THS: Sep 15, 2017

i do love how affordable almonds are though. i eat them every day

# ? Apr 2, 2020 01:07

A Gnarlacious Bro: Apr 25, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

So proud of Californian tech, we�re generating wealth here baybeee

# ? Apr 2, 2020 01:08

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

look I�m not saying that we won�t have to do some internal housecleaning along the way

# ? Apr 2, 2020 01:08

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

So proud of Californian tech, we�re generating wealth here baybeee

I�m not �proud� of our tech, just pointing out that the Failing United States has handed over its complete technological infrastructure to western states. That�s a hellva lot of leverage

# ? Apr 2, 2020 01:10

A Gnarlacious Bro: Apr 25, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Almonds don�t even make you high like Qat does

# ? Apr 2, 2020 01:10

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

We have the largest National Gaurd, the tech companies that are making quarantine work (Zoom, Apple, Facebook, ect), the companies feeding everyone (door dash, instacart). We were the first state to shut down and are currently on track to have less deaths than ALABAMA by the end of this, all without Chinese-style draconian measures. We have the 1/5th largest economy in the world.

Meanwhile the President of the US hates us and tries to murder us with faulty equipment. Why exactly are we still part of this union?

remember when that lovely tax bill passed and some articles came out about how california and new york could withhold their fed tax contributions somehow in order to get around the new SALT deduction cap

incidentally lousiana's healthcare system is anticipated to be so buttfucked that my friends in new orleans are being paid to sew gowns and masks for the big hospital there

# ? Apr 2, 2020 01:10

Delthalaz: Mar 5, 2003; Slippery Tilde

lol gently caress all those rich loving snobs in California who�ve never been more than 30 miles from the coast unless they�re in Tahoe. Split Cali into 4 democrat-leaning states.

# ? Apr 2, 2020 01:17

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

change my name posted:

https://twitter.com/ZeeZeeMooMoo/status/1244533608460759042

Welp...

# ? Apr 2, 2020 01:18

Smirking_Serpent: Aug 27, 2009

# ? Apr 2, 2020 01:26

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

FMguru posted:

Yep. CA water use is basically:

10% - Residential
10% - Commercial / Industrial
70% - Agricultural (non-almonds)
10% - Agricultural (almonds)

As much water goes just to almonds as to every house, lawn, apartment building, and swimming pool in the entire 40-million person state.

You really like your activated almonds, huh.

# ? Apr 2, 2020 01:30

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

not really, tho the reznick family oligarchs would have you believe otherwise since their almonds alone use more than LA and SF put together

SF/MF = Single/Multi Family

Source: California Department of Water Resources

These motherfuckers are the same reason we can't have the greatness that is iranian pistachios in the US.

# ? Apr 2, 2020 01:31

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Delthalaz posted:

lol gently caress all those rich loving snobs in California who�ve never been more than 30 miles from the coast unless they�re in Tahoe. Split Cali into 4 democrat-leaning states.

c'mon man, napa is easily more than 30 miles from the coast

# ? Apr 2, 2020 01:35

Dustcat: Jan 26, 2019

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

I�m not �proud� of our tech, just pointing out that the Failing United States has handed over its complete technological infrastructure to western states. That�s a hellva lot of leverage

i think you're forgetting about all those appalachian miners who took a coding bootcamp

# ? Apr 2, 2020 01:36

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Let me know when you manage to conquer the plague of rental scooters first, lmao.

# ? Apr 2, 2020 01:39

Delthalaz: Mar 5, 2003; Slippery Tilde

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

c'mon man, napa is easily more than 30 miles from the coast

lol

Paladinus posted:

Let me know when you manage to conquer the plague of rental scooters first, lmao.

Some people are trying and god bless these heroes

https://www.instagram.com/birdgraveyard/

# ? Apr 2, 2020 02:00

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

not really, tho the reznick family oligarchs would have you believe otherwise since their almonds alone use more than LA and SF put together

SF/MF = Single/Multi Family

Source: California Department of Water Resources

I mean if you are going to go for an ideal than sure but realistically you are going to need the water

# ? Apr 2, 2020 02:05

Wheeee: Mar 11, 2001; When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

https://twitter.com/svenstoffels/status/1201576100461240326

# ? Apr 2, 2020 03:12

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZjRDG6HDpw

# ? Apr 2, 2020 03:24

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

Smirking_Serpent posted:

How sex negative can you get, man

The quarantines making it hard to get q good penetration going lately though

# ? Apr 2, 2020 04:05

Goon Boots: Feb 2, 2020

Smirking_Serpent posted:

gently caress this onion! I will never be penetrated!

# ? Apr 2, 2020 04:19

Irradiation: Sep 14, 2005; I understand your frustration.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

c'mon man, napa is easily more than 30 miles from the coast

It's less than 12 miles to the San Pablo Bay and only 34 miles to the actual coast lol.

# ? Apr 2, 2020 04:31

animist: Aug 28, 2018

Smirking_Serpent posted:

# ? Apr 2, 2020 06:30

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

# ? Apr 2, 2020 06:30

T-man: Aug 22, 2010; Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Sorry to Bother You but it's podcasters instead of horses

# ? Apr 2, 2020 06:42

Shalebridge Cradle: Apr 23, 2008

MizPiz posted:

So there is some light at the end of the tunnel

# ? Apr 2, 2020 06:43

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

MizPiz posted:

Not normally into dudes but I am into Part 6

# ? Apr 2, 2020 07:21

Poor Outlook: Jan 20, 2019; by Cyrano4747

T-man posted:

Sorry to Bother You but it's podcasters instead of horses

drat that was a good rear end movie. Chapo didn't do an episode on it, did they?

# ? Apr 2, 2020 07:35

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy4CJ4F-epA

�He is a rotting carcass, writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the carrion lord of the vast Imperium of Man, for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day�

# ? Apr 2, 2020 07:45