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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


3.3m caused the market to go up last week. Futures are currently up 1.5% and I think we go up with anything less than 6m aka doubled.

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Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
I'll go with 14m. All hope is lost.

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Anton Chigurh posted:

I'll go with 14m. All hope is lost.

Even if it was 14M, there's no way they'd put those numbers out.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
4.5m, not because that's how many actually lost their job but because that all that could be processed.

SPY to close 2.8% higher on the back of this news.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!
I just applied for unemployment with my state office today, due to a layoff that was probably not related to the beer virus, but who can say for sure? My last day of employment was March 31 and I tried several times from about midnight to 3 AM to log in to the site yesterday without success, so if that's any measure of how bad the unemployment numbers will be, just in Texas, add that to the list.

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

3.8 million, just because none of the larger states can keep up with the sheer numbers. That fact won't be absorbed by Wall Street, and it'll instead be interpreted as things not being as bad. That notion will be dispelled as claims continue to go up sharply all the way into May.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


loving clown
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1245484478564388867?s=21

Shelvocke
Aug 6, 2013

Microwave Engraver
5m is a nice round number. My buys are all up in the after/pre market which makes no sense at all

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
I kinda want to change my guess to

3.6 million. Not great. Not terrible.

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


ZM currently has a market cap of $38b

via https://fknol.com/list/market-cap-sp-500-index-companies.php, that is larger than:

General Dynamics
Raytheon
FedEx
Hormel Foods
Du Pont
Kroger
eBay
Dow Chemical
Twitter
Citrix
Akamai

I can't think of a good reason not to buy puts on that company, they are roundly hated in the hacker world, e.g. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22756730

Jack Daniels
Nov 14, 2002

oil finally

Hit Man
Mar 6, 2008

I hope after I die people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

3 million

&



e. 6.6 million!

Hit Man fucked around with this message at 13:32 on Apr 2, 2020

orange sky
May 7, 2007

https://www.dol.gov/ui/data.pdf

5.8M

lmao

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord
Is this processed jobless claims? The number surely is bigger than 6.6

Lord_Hambrose
Nov 21, 2008

*a foul hooting fills the air*



I have had such difficulty with the state unemployment website working correctly, you can bet it is a lot higher.

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1245690256147480576?s=20

details https://www.dol.gov/ui/data.pdf

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

And yet still a massive undercount.

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

Still looking at a higher open. Time to sell the rally?

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


I'm not even surprised, I was expecting >5M for sure. The reaction in /ES to the news is way more than I expected

chinigz
Nov 12, 2016
Where's the easiest place to check US futures? https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/ shows as being 30 minutes old rn


VVVVVVVVVV thanks!!!!!!

chinigz fucked around with this message at 13:46 on Apr 2, 2020

orange sky
May 7, 2007

I usually just look at investing.com https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


6.6m feels low.

Moatman
Mar 21, 2014

Because the goof is all mine.

pmchem posted:

I'm not even surprised, I was expecting >5M for sure. The reaction in /ES to the news is way more than I expected

Holy crap

Pollyanna posted:

6.6m feels low.
The unemployment systems are getting utterly crushed right now and they can't report what they don't know about.

Moatman fucked around with this message at 13:57 on Apr 2, 2020

Dwight Eisenhower
Jan 24, 2006

Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it.
2% of people working in 2019 have successfully filed unemployment claims with overwhelmed systems.

And that's worth a 30 point drop in the S&P pre market. lol.

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

The market is finally waking up. And unemployment is also terrible for capturing data on contracted work, who knows how badly that is faring right now.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
very anecdotally my MIL is filing for unemployment in Ohio, began the process early last week, and still hasn't had her claim processed by the state. that number is almost certainly understated because [the number of people filing exceeds capacity to process.

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/02/luckin-coffee-stock-plummets-after-investigation-finds-coo-fabricated-sales.html

quote:

Shares of China’s Luckin Coffee plummet 80% after investigation finds COO fabricated sales

Oof, I am happy to be nowhere near this.

Hit Man
Mar 6, 2008

I hope after I die people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

God drat 80%. Rip

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal


https://twitter.com/Stocktwits/status/1245695199973523459

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

Elsewhere...

https://twitter.com/citronresearch/status/1223302786747527169?s=21

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

Macy's closed at 4.43 yesterday, and this morning Fitch cut their credit rating to junk. If Macy's doesn't survive this, I can't really say I'd be shocked but it would be a huge deal.

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


I might be a day late on both my ZM and CVX/XOM plans, given premarket moves, actions getting pricier

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

Rip to anyone who bought weekly calls yesterday

Baddog
May 12, 2001
I had a page or so debate about Chinese companies a few years ago in this thread... Avoid avoid avoid.

I lost a good chunk on "china medical" when they transferred all worthwhile assets to another company the CEO owned, and left me with shares in a warehouse.

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

saintonan posted:

Macy's closed at 4.43 yesterday, and this morning Fitch cut their credit rating to junk. If Macy's doesn't survive this, I can't really say I'd be shocked but it would be a huge deal.

It was also removed from the S&P 500 yesterday, which means trading volume is going to PLUMMET. Being part of an index creates lots of volume and liquidity, funds that replicate the index buy and sell shares of underlying stocks as fund units are created and redeemed, and as stock prices change to maintain proper ratios. All of that is now gone.

Communist Q
Jul 13, 2009

6.6m unemployed and the market opens at relatively the same and even up a bit from futures. What a weird world.

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

Gotta say that's a lot more up volume than I expected at open. Is that really going to retrace the entire premarket move?

saintonan fucked around with this message at 14:35 on Apr 2, 2020

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
ZM puts are zooming.

e: weird, my TD app said the trade failed, but hoped on my desktop and I see my 10 options for ZM Apr 17 90p there. Already +20% on it lol, that one's got room to run.

SirPablo fucked around with this message at 14:41 on Apr 2, 2020

Sepist
Dec 26, 2005

FUCK BITCHES, ROUTE PACKETS

Gravy Boat 2k
Put in some 2450p when we hit 2470, feels like fake news

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fougera
Apr 5, 2009
Stocks aren't tanking right now because everybody is covering their shorts. Maybe your doom and gloom outlook isn't that original.

Edit: And if you agree, consider shorting more??

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