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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I’m sure it was just a random cold and not the Roni but I had the same thing at the end of February and am in contact with people who travel all over the world a lot for their work. Fever for days, body aches really bad just completely lethargic all day and sweating and chills. Felt a little better for a couple days and then my lungs got all hosed up and I got super sick again and by the end of the month I went to the er and had bronchitis in both lungs and low o2 pretty bad but started feeling better. Test for flu and strep negative. Still coughing up gunk but not as much. My wife got sick 5 days after me but not as bad but still had lung problems. I hadn’t really been sick much the years before but this was like my 4th cold of the season. Oh and my wife remarked that I mentioned I couldn’t taste anything for a few days, which I didn’t even remember but who the hell knows.

We both had the roni so now we're immune so it's okay if we kiss

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Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

Desperado Bones posted:

News articles about Guayaquil, Ecuador. They majority of the stuff you can find are in Spanish as networks in the USA or UK are barely touching the subject.

(In Spanish)
https://www.eluniversal.com.mx/mundo/por-piedad-llevense-los-cuerpos

(English)
:nms: for the videos that have been circulating.
https://www.telesurenglish.net/news/Ecuador-Guayaquil-Faces-Drama-Due-to-Non-Buried-COVID-19-Dead-20200401-0009.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/04/03/ecuador-coronavirus-bodies/


And yes, the person who brought the virus was a lady that came back from Spain. :(
This is probably the type of poo poo we are gonna see in places like India once everything collapses. I fear my country is heading that way, specially if it hits poor/indigenous/immigrant communities.
:(

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

The thing about shortness of breath is that it can also be a symptom of anxiety/panic attacks which virtually everyone is having due to worrying about the corona, their jobs, their finances, whether or not their wife is having an affair, etc.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Rutibex posted:

this kind of thing is going to kill globalism dead. no country in the world is going to ship their manufacturing over seas after this
No, it won't. You underestimate the necessity of greed and the massive wealth imbalance in the world. Do you think the wealthy nations are going to suffer proportionally to the poor ones? China is going to do major power plays. Even America, who we have yet to see how bungled it's going to get, will make sure of that their influence remains even at the cost of their own blood.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

but I still have 3 rolls so I'm good for a few weeks anyhow.

who is this man from Nazareth?

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

CarpenterWalrus posted:

If I could get a vaccine that makes me better at smashing nuts open with my face, I would get it tomorrow

flu vaccine makes you more social

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord

bird with big dick posted:

The thing about shortness of breath is that it can also be a symptom of anxiety/panic attacks which virtually everyone is having due to worrying about the corona, their jobs, their finances, whether or not their wife is having an affair, etc.
Also asthma and allergies, of which I have both. :toot:

Also lmao @ anyone being able to have an affair right now

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

numberoneposter posted:

Even America, who we have yet to see how bungled it's going to get, will make sure of that their influence remains even at the cost of their own blood.
Sorry, rest of the world :megadeath:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Marx didn't say "you just get" the means of production. He explicitly said you have to "seize" them.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

bird with big dick posted:

The thing about shortness of breath is that it can also be a symptom of anxiety/panic attacks which virtually everyone is having due to worrying about the corona, their jobs, their finances, whether or not their wife is having an affair, etc.

yeah it sucks rear end

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

bird with big dick posted:

The thing about shortness of breath is that it can also be a symptom of anxiety/panic attacks which virtually everyone is having due to worrying about the corona, their jobs, their finances, whether or not their wife is having an affair, etc.
Please don't doxx me.

Gianthogweed
Jun 3, 2004

"And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.
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Gianthogweed
Jun 3, 2004

"And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.
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meat police
Nov 14, 2015


Is it really porn tho when Corona is already financially dominating me

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Rutibex posted:

this kind of thing is going to kill globalism dead. no country in the world is going to ship their manufacturing over seas after this

I'm not sure if you're aware but no one has any long term memory. Things will be right back on schedule after this is all over.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Famethrowa posted:

my girls doctor just insisted she come in to the office to refill her maintenance medication as long as she "feels healthy". :downs:

:sever:

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Rutibex posted:

this kind of thing is going to kill globalism dead. no country in the world is going to ship their manufacturing over seas after this

yess, all of those stupid countries will all decide to stop making money and not ship their goods overseas.....

?????

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

lmao

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

sweet thursday posted:

who is this man from Nazareth?

I don't understand how a single man could go through more than one roll a week. So 3 rolls is probably at least two weeks, maybe four if I really needed to stretch it. Generic double roll, Safeway knockoff. Eat better and maybe your poops won't require an excess of wiping?

They had TP in stock so I snagged a 12 pack. I'm good for months. Smoked a joint on the walk to the store, it was nice. Absolutely reeked the entire time I was walking around with the roach in my pocket. This is my kind of apocalypse.


steinrokkan posted:

That's not a jacket

I'm resisting the urge to find and order that now that I know it's a t-shirt. I have some people to embarrass in public by being seen with me when the virus is over.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Bread Liar
Sincerely Yours,

AIIAIAIIAIAI

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

dear mr trump,

for starters, thanks for getting in touch
under the circumstances you have certainly had to work a lot harder than normal
can you please pass my thanks to mr pence
karma is on our side

your leadership is certainly something
our country is safe in your small hands
under god

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

It continues to stagger me just how much of a catty little bitch Trump is.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I don't understand how a single man could go through more than one roll a week. So 3 rolls is probably at least two weeks, maybe four if I really needed to stretch it. Generic double roll, Safeway knockoff. Eat better and maybe your poops won't require an excess of wiping?
I wipe until the tp is clean enough to eat off of. And then I do.

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

Good time to introduce Metamucil into your diet

golden bubble
Jun 3, 2011

yospos

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/04/02/medical-cargo-coronavirus-162486

quote:

Polowczyk, who is director of fleet ordnance and supply at the U.S. Fleet Forces Command in Norfolk, Va., is helping to lead the effort to replenish supplies of personal protective equipment like face masks, gowns and gloves, as well as ventilators to treat patients who have developed severe respiratory problems from the virus.

He said the government is working with major U.S. suppliers to fill orders placed by hospitals and states.

"We are working to align transportation to product," Polowczyk said. The government is "scouring the globe and finding pockets of personal protective equipment that might not otherwise be in the U.S. hospital supply chain."

The government is delivering those products to medical supply companies, rather than delivering them directly to the facilities in need, Polowczyk said.

"That's normally how things work. I'm not here to disrupt a supply chain. These six distributors have 600 to 700 warehouses. They have trucks to go to the hospital doors every day," he said.

schmug
May 20, 2007

MA-Horus posted:

It continues to stagger me just how much of a catty little bitch Trump is.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004


i mean do you expect a fleet of trucks to just materialize out of thin air or ?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
seriuosly NATO loving invade us already

we're stealing your mask oil man

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Let's make a startup that is just Tinder but for people who have already had corona

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

sweet thursday posted:

I wipe until the tp is clean enough to eat off of. And then I do.

Angel soft or charmin? Neither have a good texture or mouth feel to me.

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

Andrast posted:

Let's make a startup that is just Tinder but for people who have already had corona
Stealin' this idea.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Logistics are hard. Who do they think they are? The military?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

MA-Horus posted:

It continues to stagger me just how much of a catty little bitch Trump is.

The sad thing is that gives him better political instincts than like half the Democrats.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Zugzwang posted:

Stealin' this idea.

BRB, launching the inverse, a hookup app for people who haven’t been outside in three weeks and definitely don’t have the virus.

”But that’s just this forum.”

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

numberoneposter posted:

No, it won't. You underestimate the necessity of greed and the massive wealth imbalance in the world. Do you think the wealthy nations are going to suffer proportionally to the poor ones? China is going to do major power plays. Even America, who we have yet to see how bungled it's going to get, will make sure of that their influence remains even at the cost of their own blood.

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I'm not sure if you're aware but no one has any long term memory. Things will be right back on schedule after this is all over.

i really don't think "nothing ever changes, history is over" nihilism is warranted right now. things are changing every single day; and people have longer memories than you give them credit for.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

dwarf74 posted:

Also asthma and allergies, of which I have both. :toot:

Also lmao @ anyone being able to have an affair right now

Give it a few more weeks under lockdown and :heysexy:

Antiquated Pants
Feb 23, 2011

Oh god I'm so lonely in here...
:negative:

Andrast posted:

Let's make a startup that is just Tinder but for people who have already had corona

Coronr
:hmmyes:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Rutibex posted:

i really don't think "nothing ever changes, history is over" nihilism is warranted right now. things are changing every single day; and people have longer memories than you give them credit for.
I agree, my words are not well thought out. I meant to imply that it's going to accelerate the difference between the haves and have nots, it will not be business as usual after all this is done.

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Rutibex posted:

i really don't think "nothing ever changes, history is over" nihilism is warranted right now. things are changing every single day; and people have longer memories than you give them credit for.

Nah. That specifically won't change. I never said nothing changes. That's dumb. This involves people getting cheap products for the least amount of money. In no way can I see people giving that up.

edit: I take that back. Greed never changes.

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Apr 3, 2020

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