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pixaal posted:I think it's too late, that bulge isn't balls, that pig is a girl. > fight the oppressors for babe's right to have balls
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tuo posted:> fight the oppressors for babe's right to have balls I mean she didn't have them to start it doesn't seem likely that she magically sprouted balls unless we are a wizard in which case why have none of my spells been cast? If she consented to the balls then she should keep them, but I'm pretty sure it's just poop let's check >check spellbook
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> have Babe run a diagnostic to ensure that the Balls are not in fact cancerous tumors 
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Applewhite posted:>Cut a hole in the back of your pig's pants so it can poo poo. 
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>eat the corpses
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Atma posted:Game accepts only the most popular commands. > Realize that's not what was meant.
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> poo poo your pants
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> masturbate furiously while looking at the pile of corpses while going “oh yeah! Oh yeah baby!”
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> Mix Babe's poop with the blood of the perished, then use it to clog the respirators of the workers when they open the vehicle doors.
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RepeatingMeme posted:>Open back door and start chucking dead bodies into traffic  Applewhite posted:>Cut a hole in the back of your pig's pants so it can poo poo.  Dark Off posted:> rub hand sanitizer on babe's enormous balls  William Henry Hairytaint posted:>search the bodies for a weapon. Nobody kills our pig. Yolomon Wayne posted:> sharpen two femurs into stabbing weapons  
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>Jump out and attempt to steal the clean suit from the victim without damaging it. Also I thought they had Babe up front how did she get in the back with us?
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>get naked, dress a corpse up in the removed clothes, pretend to be dead and use ventriloquism to talk to Lenny with the corpse weekend at Bernie's style
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> "OH NO NOT LENNY" > Ride Babe the valiant steed to freedom
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> Blare tunes on speakerphone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm0HaOU69Qc
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> shank a mothafucka
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> Scare him by pretending to be undead. You don't have time to make yourself look like a zombie so wrap yourself in toilet paper so you look like a mummy.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:> wrap yourself in toilet paper so you look like a mummy.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:> wrap yourself in toilet paper so you look like a mummy. > use any excess to make the pig into a mummy too
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> explain to lenny how his boss is sucking his vital force, vampire-like, and he needs to seize the means of production and be his own boss. Only by controlling his labor can he control his fate.
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> Make a quiet prayer to our lord Satan, anoint myself in the blood of the innocent and step into the shadows - ready to strike.
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>Shank with the shank bones
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>Insert one femur into anus and hop around like its a pogo stick
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> stab the guy with the sharp femurs while yelling "it's just like the flu, DON'T PANIC!"
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RepeatingMeme posted:> shank a mothafucka
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:> Scare him by pretending to be undead. You don't have time to make yourself look like a zombie so wrap yourself in toilet paper so you look like a mummy. corgski posted:> use any excess to make the pig into a mummy too RepeatingMeme posted:> shank a mothafucka SniperWoreConverse posted:> "OH NO NOT LENNY"
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> TP-mummy pig > Ride to freedom
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beanieson posted:> Snap neck like Solid Snake and assume Lenny’s identity
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SniperWoreConverse posted:> "OH NO NOT LENNY" and > shank the guy with femur as you ride past him to ensure escape.
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>Shank Lenny in the eye, specifically.
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ILY Dead Gay Forum posted:> TP-mummy pig
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Applewhite posted:>Shank Lenny in the eye, specifically. But he's a war hero!
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Captain Splendid posted:> hit Lenny twice in succession with the bone, producing two clearly distinct tones
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