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A quick update today cause the next one requires a bit of preparationazren posted:> Perform  Yes, wash your hands. Must wash your hands. Purge the unclean. Purge the infected. Your god commands it. azren posted:> Remember how to freaking spell "hygiene" for crying out loud, it's not that hard. It's simple, I before E except after C. Hygceine. 1st_Panzer_Div. posted:>Remove fingat You're not sure what a fingat is so you have a quick google.  No, you're still not playing WoW Classic. 1st_Panzer_Div. posted:>Reattached finger All your fingers are very firmly attached already! Polaron posted:Look East  Polaron posted:Look South  Polaron posted:Look West  Yep, that sure is your room all right
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Rarity posted:A quick update today cause the next one requires a bit of preparation That's because drawer assembly and clothes folding takes time, right?  Also, go west and see what wonder awaits in the mysterious, uncharted and potentially plague-struck lands of The Hall
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>Recruit Plush Penguins to interrogate the Penguins on the Makeup Case. Surely they'll have better luck than Pikachu 
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Make sure all your toys, figurines, hamster and yourself are properly socially distanced, with at least one metre apart from each other. Measure with a tape measure to make sure. Then measure again. Are you sure? Are you really sure?
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Remember that it's actually two meters and check to see where exactly you can do that in your house.
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biosterous posted:> MAKE mini <wrestling ring> with found objects Click this link
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Holy gently caress 
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Slaan posted:Finn Balor was robbed
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Shei-kun posted:He was SUPER robbed Wrestling's fake.
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Sum Gai posted:Wrestling's fake. You're fake!!!!! (  )
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Sum Gai posted:Wrestling's fake. Are you questioning the legitimacy of the CWF? Anyway, on with an update! Shei-kun posted:Pick up the two nearest objects  You reach for the two closest objects to hand, lip balm and antiseptic cream Shei-kun posted:Make them kiss  Suddenly the two objects are overcome with lust and come together in a passionate, lingering embrace Shei-kun posted:Question why you just did that  THEIR LOVE WILL LAST THROUGH THE AGES Sum Gai posted:>Train your Pikachu for battle. A Pokemon that can't beat another into unconsciousness is no Pokemon at all. Spare no cruelty.  Pikachu has already overcome 10 other creatures to win the Royal Rumble. Pikachu is a conqueror. No further training is needed. Blaze Dragon posted:>Lower the difficulty to Inert. Please. Difficulty can only be changed before the game begins Ignatius M. Meen posted:Lower game speed to Mid. Game speed can only be changed before the game begins Ignatius M. Meen posted:If that doesn't work, brainstorm ways to get more TP quick because holy gently caress you went through 3 rolls in a week.  There is no need to worry about toilet roll. Your benevolent God will provide. Have faith and your rear end will remain wiped in perpetuity. hopeandjoy posted:>Contemplate just how bored someone would have to be before they made a thread asking internet strangers to tell them to do random stuff.  Browsing the LP forum you find someone has started an LP about being in quarantine. Wow, what a loser. And a ponytar in 2020? Dork. nine-gear crow posted:> Buy a copy of Skyrim  Sadly Gamestop is not in fact an essential retailer but the good news is you planned ahead for this one
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biosterous posted:> check LP forum
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90s Cringe Rock posted:think and pray for boris Please add this to your command > Send thoughts and Prayers for boris
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hollylolly posted:>Use second exit, even if it’s the window  Ok, this may be a bit challenging but you reckon you can jimmy through.  One leg down, one to go... You contort your back and squeeze your hip into your belly and...  Success! You've made it to the backyard area! But not without casualties...  So much for your security deposit 
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>Go Back inside. >Read Note on Door. >Go Through Door and Look.
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> Reward yourself for knowing how to properly spell duvet.
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