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a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal

MisterJed posted:

> ask if you’re being detained again

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a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
> silently shank Lenny slowly whispering "easy, Lenny, easy... I know it was just an accident"

Shankel Magnus
Jul 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
We completed phase 1 by cutting a hole in Babe’s pants. Now for phase 2.

> Turn Babe around and spook her into taking a massive poo poo when Lenny opens the door. Shank him with the femurs while he’s recoiling in horror

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Angelwolf posted:

> silently shank Lenny slowly whispering "we're gonna get a little place... and we're gonna have a cow, we're gonna have some pigs and we're gonna have maybe chicken. down the flat we'll have a little field of alfalfa for the rabb-"

yo mamma a Horus
Apr 7, 2008

Nap Ghost
> use bones to sew a hazmat suit out of corpse flesh and blend in with hazmat guys

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

Shankel Magnus posted:


> Turn Babe around and spook her into taking a massive poo poo when Lenny opens the door.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Angelwolf posted:

> silently shank Lenny slowly whispering "easy, Lenny, easy... I know it was just an accident"

This plus
> tell Lenny about the rabbits

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

beanieson posted:

> Snap neck like Solid Snake and assume Lenny’s identity

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
>Wolverine strike to face

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



>TIME TO GUT SOME FASCISTS

Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

RepeatingMeme posted:

> shank a mothafucka

ILY Dead Gay Forum
Mar 15, 2019
I amend my earlier statement:
> TP-mummy pig (her balls are unprotected!)

Dark Off posted:

and
> shank the guy with femur as you ride past him to ensure escape.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
Are we specced to dual wield or are we taking penalties to aim

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005
> Use femurs as drumsticks on corpse.
> Tell Babe to dance to the beat.

Koaxke
Jan 18, 2009

Play posted:

> silently shank Lenny slowly whispering "we're gonna get a little place... and we're gonna have a cow, we're gonna have some pigs and we're gonna have maybe chicken. down the flat we'll have a little field of alfalfa for the rabb-"

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice
Game processing an extra day.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":
> process faster

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

> Go to Taiwan. It's safe there.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
>grab babe and hypnotise lenny with babe's massive pig balls

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Captain Splendid posted:

> hit Lenny twice in succession with the bone, producing two clearly distinct tones

a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal

finalellipsis posted:

> process faster

Add more GPUs

piss explosion
Apr 2, 2005
I THINK MURDER AND BIGOTRY ARE FUNNY!!
>give Lenny a stone cold stunner

Foul Ole Ron
Jan 6, 2005

All of you, please don't rush, everyone do the Guybrush!
Fun Shoe

piss explosion posted:

>give Lenny a stone cold stunner

This.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Atma posted:

Game processing an extra day.

>Couple corpse brains to Lenny for biocomputational superiority.

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
> leave truck door open and play dead on the road
> shank Lenny when his back is turned

itry
Aug 23, 2019




> hit ~ for console commands

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


> rip his mask off and go in for a passionate kiss, lots of tongue

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
> throw yourself out of the van and pretend to be another ejected corpse and stab him when he looks inside to see who threw you out

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

RepeatingMeme posted:

> wrap yourself in toilet paper so you look like a mummy.





RepeatingMeme posted:

> shank a mothafucka



beanieson posted:

> Snap neck like Solid Snake and assume Lenny’s identity



SniperWoreConverse posted:

> "OH NO NOT LENNY"
> Ride Babe the valiant steed to freedom



MisterJed posted:

> ask if you’re being detained again

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
> Find the least busted car and armour it with the other cars

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Have Babe fly so you can get a better view from the air.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
>Smash the blue car's windshield for jagged glass shards to upgrade weaponry, then search said car

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

EorayMel posted:

>Smash the blue car's windshield for jagged glass shards to upgrade weaponry, then search said car

thehoodie
Feb 8, 2011

"Eat something made with love and joy - and be forgiven"
>return to the corpse truck and shank the other guy

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

EorayMel posted:

>Smash the blue car's windshield for jagged glass shards to upgrade weaponry, then search said car

This but also

> take the rear view mirror, we’re a mummy now so we might have to solve a puzzle by reflecting sunlight through ancient tombs

Manwithastick
Jul 26, 2010

Hide inside the nearest car in case the man from the truck gives chase

Koaxke
Jan 18, 2009

EorayMel posted:

>Smash the blue car's windshield for jagged glass shards to upgrade weaponry, then search said car

piss explosion
Apr 2, 2005
I THINK MURDER AND BIGOTRY ARE FUNNY!!
>Start circling around the abandoned pink Volkswagen holding your 2 femurs up high, whilst menacingly humming the Jaws theme

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

thehoodie posted:

>return to the corpse truck and shank the other guy

> commandeer the corpse truck, use corpse truck GPS to find the evil Hazmat HQ

beanieson fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Apr 6, 2020

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Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

>loot the cars then form them into a roadblock to trap the corpse wagon

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