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Guavanaut posted:They're also an invasive species that was brought here for sport by the Romans, but my point was that it's stupid that air rifles are more tightly controlled than shotguns, not the merits of any individual species. *bzzzt* Possibly, maybe, but we have bones from Lepus sp. in this country from at least as early as the Mesolithic (eg. 9500 BP, Star Carr, Yorks.) E: as of today Yorkshire death toll from Coronavirus rises by 56 E2:accuracy in E1 EmptyVessel fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Apr 5, 2020 |
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ThomasPaine posted:It feels a little problematic to say it but... they are definitely loving, or have hosed, right? That's not just me? Yes but it's no suprise. Between the both of them they've hosed the whole country, the key issue being that only 43.6% of voters consented.
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Lambert posted:Why would he be brought to the hospital if not to get ventilated. Does anybody truly believe that "just tests!" bullshit? Well, it depends how you choose to interpret "artificial lung ventilation", which is not really a term that would be used, but does not connote non-invasive mechanical ventilation. Which would be an intermediate step
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Failed Imagineer posted:Well, it depends how you choose to interpret "artificial lung ventilation", which is not really a term that would be used, but does not connote non-invasive mechanical ventilation. Which would be an intermediate step But that's exactly what it implies to me? It's obviously a shoddy translation.
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Apr 5, 2020 23:03
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ThomasPaine posted:It feels a little problematic to say it but... they are definitely loving, or have hosed, right? That's not just me? Given he's public school, a tory, possibly a fish man, and boris johnson, I generally assume he's attempted to sleep with at least 90% of the people he meets. At this point I would be surprised if he hadn't tried to sleep with prince phillip.
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I mean, we know he's got the Roni, so the only routine test he could be given is for blood oxygenation, right? Assuming he's having breathing problems, it's either supplemental oxygen or full on intubation, can't be any other reason to admit him.
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Massive Tory prick I work with is kicking off about people disobeying the lockdown "ruining his summer" and declaring anyone doing it shouldn't be allowed to clap for the NHS this week because "they aren't helping". There's not a  big enough.
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You could give them an MRI to see if things are swollen/full of gunge. That's not an overnight job, though.
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Azza Bamboo posted:I don't want Boris to die. He'll become a rockstar PM whose greatest hits were seeing the biggest Labour defeat in generations, getting the brexit bill through, and then starting the lockdown. I want him to live to become washed up, not in our eyes (he already is here) but more widely. E: gently caress me though what if he got a statue
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ronya posted:remember when the left-wing narrative of Labour gains in 2017 was not because Labour was unsustainably triangulating on Brexit, or because it was running to the right of Ed Miliband on austerity and immigration when these were the top issues for voters, but because it had awoken the nation to socialist possibilities My favourite ronya posts are the ones where he argues Stalin and Mao were also liberals except in rhetoric.
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In a harness, dangling from a cable.
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Rip Boris he went out of his way to get the plague and died.
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They tested a tiger at the Bronx zoo and it was positive.
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Isn't this usually the point where someone comes charging into the thread to call us all ghouls? Aren't they a bit late tonight?
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Bardeh posted:I mean, we know he's got the Roni, so the only routine test he could be given is for blood oxygenation, right? Assuming he's having breathing problems, it's either supplemental oxygen or full on intubation, can't be any other reason to admit him. you don't need to go to hospital to check your O2 sats with a pulse oximeter
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Maybe boris is like the nemesis and he's gonna evolve into a giant man with an arm tentacle and he's gonna go around jabbing everyone with it and giving them super corona.
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:Isn't this usually the point where someone comes charging into the thread to call us all ghouls? Aren't they a bit late tonight? Unfortunately they don't have a pub to conveniently be needed at a few minutes later.
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I don't expect it'd be "good" if Johnson died, since there's plenty of utter dipshits in the parliamentary Conservative party who will do their best to be just as rubbish as Johnson in tribute (Raab would probably be elected new leader after serving as acting leader while the leadership elections were going on - and we know how rubbish he is) But it would be interesting. Someone must start a "he faked his own death" rumour if he dies, that'll provide online amusement for years.
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If the giant beast Boris starts destroying cities in a show of physical strength it'd probably improve his polling among the... ..."working class".
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Giving you my energy, Brits.
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R. Mute posted:Giving you my energy, Brits. Is this part of a trade deal where you feed a cable over the Atlantic?
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https://twitter.com/ofthesparrows/status/1246922883319947270
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Had the displeasure of meeting Boris Johnson at a charity do once. He was surprisingly out of touch, and VERY unfunny. Anyway yeah given that it's the PM and he's a rich tory at that, one can assume he can call on the best medical care possible. If it was just "tests" I have to think they'd do everything possible at home, which is eminently possible if it's drawing blood, taking a nasal swab, etc. as far as I know, but if he needs like a CT scan of his lungs or whatever then I think that's hospital gear only. Even so that much would be a short trip (And you'd imagine they'd prioritize him so he gets a slot ASAP, either because he's the PM or because you want the oval office out of your hospital immediately). IANAD so this is all pure conjecture and speculation. I'll put it this way, I won't be surprised if tomorrow he comes home and is fine, but I also won't be surprised if the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland actually carks it from rona. And shortly thereafter I would cark it from laughing too hard.
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:Isn't this usually the point where someone comes charging into the thread to call us all ghouls? Aren't they a bit late tonight? It appears Boris truly was able to bring the country together
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Can't believe Boris is going to die and we can't even have a party. Cruel fate.
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Jollity Farm posted:I don't expect it'd be "good" if Johnson died, since there's plenty of utter dipshits in the parliamentary Conservative party who will do their best to be just as rubbish as Johnson in tribute. But it would be interesting. Someone must start a "he faked his own death" rumour if he dies, that'll provide online amusement for years. The year is 2035. Britain remains divided into utterly irreconcilable camps. On one side, those who think Boris Johnson died of rona, and that this was very funny. On the other, those who think he died of rona, and this was a terrible tragedy and the first lot are ghoulish monsters. On the third side, those who think he did die but was assassinated by Corbyintes/Corbyn himself/Carrie Symonds/Russia/etc.. On the fourth side, those who think he didn't die, his death was faked, and he's relaxing in the same island paradise as Jeffrey Epstein. e; Forgot the crowd who think he died of 5G.
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Gonzo McFee posted:Can't believe Boris is going to die and we can't even have a party. Cruel fate. You can fire up the internet hate machine and have one on twitter.
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Gonzo McFee posted:Can't believe Boris is going to die and we can't even have a party. Cruel fate. how many people can you get into a drunken discord channel?
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Jollity Farm posted:I don't expect it'd be "good" if Johnson died, since there's plenty of utter dipshits in the parliamentary Conservative party who will do their best to be just as rubbish as Johnson in tribute. Jollity Farm posted:Someone must start a "he faked his own death" rumour if he dies, that'll provide online amusement for years.
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I hope he dies, not just because he’s a oval office but because it might at least give most of the House of Parliament an idea of what it means to actually be affected by their own policies.
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Organise a slow clap for Boris.
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Azza Bamboo posted:Organise a slow clap for Boris. I'm sure he's had that before.
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Azza Bamboo posted:I don't want Boris to die. He'll become a rockstar PM whose greatest hits were seeing the biggest Labour defeat in generations, getting the brexit bill through, and then starting the lockdown. I want him to live to become washed up, not in our eyes (he already is here) but more widely. Take the win when it's on the table, don't double down.
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Jollity Farm posted:I don't expect it'd be "good" if Johnson died, since there's plenty of utter dipshits in the parliamentary Conservative party who will do their best to be just as rubbish as Johnson in tribute. But it would be interesting. Someone must start a "he faked his own death" rumour if he dies, that'll provide online amusement for years. idk, if he ends up a martyr to it then hopefully that will make it more difficult for the people trying to end the lockdown before we've got this properly under control to get what they want although if he ends up surviving a really bad case of it, that would probably have the same effect
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