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a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
> find Caro, he can help

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a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
> place femur blades into sleeves and chase cars like the T-1000 in Terminator 2

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
>Strap pieces of broken car panels to babe for porcine protection.

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
> ride Babe cross country

The corpse truck can’t follow us off-road. One of the best things about riding pigs is the ability to go off-road.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


promising carl posted:

> find Caro, he can help

Caro was a false flag by the deep state you fool!

yo mamma a Horus
Apr 7, 2008

Nap Ghost
> assemble a gundam with the cars to go at war with virus

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Giraffe posted:

> ride Babe cross country

The corpse truck can’t follow us off-road. One of the best things about riding pigs is the ability to go off-road.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
> Leave the road to find the tallest hill and make a monument to Lenny :rip:

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



>siphon some gasoline from a fuel tank, write 'HELP NOT SICK BUT HUNGRY SEND PIZZA' in gas on a clear stretch of highway, light it up and wait for a food airdrop

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

yo mamma a Horus posted:

> assemble a gundam with the cars to go at war with virus

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






thehoodie posted:

>return to the corpse truck and shank the other guy

beanieson posted:

> commandeer the corpse truck, use corpse truck GPS to find the evil Hazmat HQ

Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

thehoodie posted:

>return to the corpse truck and shank the other guy

AF
Oct 8, 2007
hi

Outrail posted:

>Strap pieces of broken car panels to babe for porcine protection.

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord

yo mamma a Horus posted:

> assemble a gundam with the cars to go at war with virus

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
Also, I feel like this should go without saying but

> rip a hole in our suit so our dick is poking out

Stelio Kontos
Feb 12, 2014
> use the bones to grind a summoning circle into the asphalt and plead for Johnny five aces to grace you with his infinite wisdom

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


> feed babe the hog food so we can go warp drive on this baby

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

RepeatingMeme posted:

> feed babe the hog food so we can go warp drive on this baby

Save it for the endgame to hit the BBG with a c-fractional porksyrike.

ILY Dead Gay Forum
Mar 15, 2019
I'm so mildly disappointed your pig isn't a mummy, but that red truck looks good.

> Loot cars.
> Acquire red pickup.

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

yo mamma a Horus posted:

> assemble a gundam with the cars to go at war with virus

This, but make sure the assembled robot is red.

E: also create some kind of war song to sing as you ride into battle.

a glitch fucked around with this message at 10:51 on Apr 6, 2020

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



yo mamma a Horus posted:

> assemble a gundam with the cars to go at war with virus

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


ILY Dead Gay Forum posted:

> Loot cars.
> Acquire red pickup.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

Stelio Kontos posted:

> use the bones to grind a summoning circle into the asphalt and plead for Johnny five aces to grace you with his infinite wisdom

Spookydonut
Sep 13, 2010

"Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~
> Ponder where Wolf Blitzer is

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Manwithastick posted:

Hide inside the nearest car in case the man from the truck gives chase

This, but sob uncontrollable while cowering in the backseat. Put the pig in the trunk.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

yo mamma a Horus posted:

> assemble a gundam with the cars to go at war with virus



EorayMel posted:

>Smash the blue car's windshield for jagged glass shards to upgrade weaponry, then search said car



SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
> give hog food, babe ate some corpses and will be fine for a while

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


That poo poo is a trap

Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
That makes the game too sad to continue.

>quit game
>del corona.exe

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
> "no way nobody's mom sent me wake up kid you're not supposed to trust strangers even if they're riding a cool pig"

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
>acquire child, place in inventory

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


> douse child in hand sanitizer
> feed child hog food
> recruit

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":
> give little girl an ocular patdown

yo mamma a Horus
Apr 7, 2008

Nap Ghost
> tell child her mommy became Babe

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Booty Pageant posted:

>acquire child, place in inventory

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
The child can ride on Babe with us. Let us go cross country with Babe and find a nice backyard to leave her in.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
>Tell child she's the first soldier in your post apocalyptic war band.

piss explosion
Apr 2, 2005
I THINK MURDER AND BIGOTRY ARE FUNNY!!
>Give hog food to child

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

>Tell her that the men in white suits took mommy away. She's not coming back.

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Koaxke
Jan 18, 2009

Booty Pageant posted:

>acquire child, place in inventory

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