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Aphex- posted:Huh so my girlfriend and I just found out that now they're only letting one person per couple/household into supermarkets at a time. Guess I'll sit in the car then!!! Nature is returning to our country.
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Aphex- posted:Huh so my girlfriend and I just found out that now they're only letting one person per couple/household into supermarkets at a time. Guess I'll sit in the car then!!! That's something that has been going on around here since weekend before last. Fine for us since we're less than 5 minutes' walk to the supermarket but was something of a surprise.
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peanut- posted:Clearly this ridiculous bollocks is being deliberately spread to distract from the truth that Bill Gates created coronavirus as part of a human depopulation scheme. I was looking forward to the remake of Utopia, I'm not so sure it will be released this year now.
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He died and they've propped the corpse up like hit comedy Weekend At
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:He died and they've propped the corpse up like hit comedy Weekend At It'll be like the end of Brezhnev's reign when he was wheeled out from time to time amid speculation he was a corpse.
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He died but the right wingers on social media will be sad if we don't all recognise him as the immortal leader of the peoples government.
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Jose posted:Weekend at Boris' during a pandemic with no deal brexit looming lmao 
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Did the last 5 years even happen?
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Chuka Umana posted:disappointed you didn't photoshop raab into there 
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Stick Whitty next to him.
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Went for my walk over the fields this afternoon: saw more people than usual, but that was still only about 10, mostly dogwalking. But, also saw a bunch of TA squaddies walking in pairs - the pairs were socially distanced, but within the pairs they certainly weren't! Not sure how the military can be used to enforce social distancing if they don't know what 2m looks like! It was more like 20cm.
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Shame the EU didn't include a clause that the Brexit extension is automatically triggered if the PM has reduced brain function - though I guess that would have just triggered instantaneously
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stev posted:Stick Whitty next to him.  Requests are now closed.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Went for my walk over the fields this afternoon: saw more people than usual, but that was still only about 10, mostly dogwalking. Those pairs of squaddies are required to be lovers
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Went for my walk over the fields this afternoon: saw more people than usual, but that was still only about 10, mostly dogwalking. They're squaddies what do you expect? That they can count?
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Wachter posted:Good to see the insane 5G COVID conspiracy theory getting platformed on the evening news blunt posted:
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Chuka Umana posted:https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-boris-johnson-admitted-hospital-coronavirus-symptoms-tests-aides-worried-2020-4?r=US&IR=T Don't be silly. They'd need a ventilator for that
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To be fair, the term oxygen therapy is so nebulous that it might as well be useless to report. It could be 2 liters via a nasal cannula as a pure precautionary measure to full-blown intubation. I wouldn't read too much into this at the moment.
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communism bitch posted:They're squaddies what do you expect? That they can count? any squaddie hired after 1998 can't shoot... all they know is skyranger, reload they gun, die, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and severely misjudge their chances to hit that sectoid
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Ms Adequate posted:any squaddie hired after 1998 can't shoot... all they know is skyranger, reload they gun, die, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and severely misjudge their chances to hit that sectoid My favourite thing about XCom 2 was downloading the Better Mods older the PC version of the game on Steam. It was Better Weapobs, Better Start, Better Soldiers. They made all your d00ds super good and made the game super fun to play. I wonder how cool life would be if you could download similar mods and start them up when you wake up. Just don't install too many mods and cause the world to crash every day you try and wake up.
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lol i don't even https://twitter.com/Femi_Sorry/status/1247162673600417794?s=20
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what is he even mad about, jfc starmer won, is he a jew-hating stalinist too now to these people
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