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OwlFancier posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFu0o8NB5Io they believe in an omnipresent but certainly not omniscient (and in fact quite stupid) God of reward and punishment, the system they learn are God's very stupid rules and all you need to do is follow the rules as stupidly but loudly as possible to get rewarded. presumably you also get rewarded by trying to frame other people with violating the rules (even if they don't, make it look like they did!), you gain from what they lose. there is no ethics or morality apart from the learned game of public gossip and id-driven guttural reactionary hate. if you are "liberal", your guttural reactionary hate must not be the open reactionary hate of the conservative, but convoluted gossip driven social stupidity. that makes the liberal morally "better" than the conservative, since they play the convoluted game much better than the simpler conservative. this means God will reward them with power and prestige, eventually. that's why history is inherently "progressive"
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Bacon Terrorist posted:If Bojo bites the dust as a serving PM does he get a full state funeral? I mean I'd assume that would be the custom but the logistics would be weird since we're still supposed to be avoiding gatherings.
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Bacon Terrorist posted:If Bojo bites the dust as a serving PM does he get a full state funeral? I believe that's down to his successor. Of course, things being as they are, I don't think anything more than a private affair with everyone keeping 2 metres apart is really practical.
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Gonzo McFee posted:Some poor oval office is definitely dying so Boris can be moved to the ICU "as a precaution" gonna sacrifice some people in the hope boris gets better. we don't think it'll do anything but it's what boris would of wanted.
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If you don't clap for boris he's going to die.
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I don't think a PM has died in office or got divorced in office for a good century or two. And Boris is going to do both!
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Ugh, I can't take any pleasure from seeing this happen in realtime, even to someone like Johnson. He's a bastard, but I just want people like him gone from power, nothing else. TBH I'm with you on this.
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Gonzo McFee posted:Is Raab spider oval office or what? I thought that was Gavin Williamson?
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I’m old enough to remember when Russian media reported this four hours ago and the government publicly called it “disinformation”
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peanut- posted:I’m old enough to remember when Russian media reported this four hours ago and the government publicly called it “disinformation” They reported it yesterday, when it wasn't true. Their predictions subsequently happening doesn't not make an earlier report bullshit.
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Lord Wilmington, who died on 2 July 1743, aged 70. Henry Pelham, who died on 6 March 1754, aged 59. Lord Rockingham, who died on 1 July 1782, aged 52. William Pitt the Younger, who died on 23 January 1806, aged 46, the youngest to die in office. Spencer Perceval, who was assassinated by John Bellingham on 11 May 1812, aged 49. George Canning, who died on 8 August 1827, aged 57. Lord Palmerston, who died on 18 October 1865, aged 80 (two days before his 81st birthday); the oldest to die in office. Bojo.
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peanut- posted:I’m old enough to remember when Russian media reported this four hours ago and the government publicly called it “disinformation” Lol me too. Can't wait to read that Boris is dead and have twelve hours of incensed Blueticks before they admit it.
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While I hope he dies, I'll also be ok if he recovers a d somebody reads him a list of all the people wishing him ill on the internet
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Chinese Gordon posted:If Bojo becomes a vegetable the Tories will ditch him with no issues. I mean it's simple if they become a vegetable, but what if they merely have the faculties of a senile, syphilic septuagenarian
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OwlFancier posted:If you don't clap for boris he's going to die. Such a shame that I am holding my phone at the moment.
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1247251679772323840?s=19 "IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH" is some IDS poo poo
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I mean he didn't say what he's thinking. I have to work Good Friday because the government has decreed pharmacies need to be open on the bank holiday. Even though we usually aren't and have a rota to make sure there is always pharmacy service available. Even though surely you'd expect demand to be no higher on bank holidays with so many people able to come in all week. So we're opening for three hours in the afternoon with a skeleton staff and I will furiously resent anyone who comes in, that's my whole plan.
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Pablo Bluth posted:
One year around Christmas time, we were playing Trivial Pursuits. One of the questions was about which Prime Minisiter died (allegedly) of a Heart Attack caused by him loving his maid in the Billards Room. The answer was Palmerston. Is that true, and if so was that why the Simpsons said he was England's Greatest Prime Minister?
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1247251679772323840?s=19 lmao
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Sulphagnist posted:I mean it's simple if they become a vegetable, but what if they merely have the faculties of a senile, syphilic septuagenarian Then he will probably win two more elections
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1247251679772323840?s=19 Lol he's basically implying he was too much of a lazy oval office to fight off the infection
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There's a joke about boris dying and hard brexit that I can't think up right now.
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Chuka Umana posted:There's a joke about boris dying and hard brexit that I can't think up right now. A firm, rigor-mortis like brexit perhaps
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