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Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?
I’m almost out of self-isolation. Preemptive RIP to the terrible moustache I’ve been cultivating.

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Mithaldu posted:

where is this?

Maryland

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
reading page 666 on a bluetooth device. inform your local nutters

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

HAIL SATAN

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived

Mnoba posted:

I think another 2 weeks of isolation, and then severe restrictions then first of May and we can have things starting to get back to normal. Probably looking at a solid year to correct unemployment and markets.

Yo, I'm holing up in my apartment for another month or two after this is over. Screw that.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:

What the hell, basically next door to new york too.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:

Mnoba posted:

I think another 2 weeks of isolation, and then severe restrictions then first of May and we can have things starting to get back to normal. Probably looking at a solid year to correct unemployment and markets.

Don't forget that the current MOST OPTIMISTIC estimate of when we have a vaccine is next summer.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Mithaldu posted:

What the hell, basically next door to new york too.

When the line was down the entire neighborhood basically came to gawk and point at it, I'm just looking out at the street right in front of my house at them like whyy lol

Then literally like 20 old dude phone company workers came out to fix it and stood around talking and smoking cigarettes right next to eachother while one dude did the work.

Im like stop breathing on my house you fools

Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003

Is Preakness still happening? That’s going to be a mess.

Edit: Well, more of a mess.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Dinosaurs! posted:

Is Preakness still happening? That’s going to be a mess.

Edit: Well, more of a mess.

nope

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Hail Corona Satan!

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

My wife's shitbag ultra chuddy employer is hiding behind their essential status even though they have absolutely zero reason to actually be considered essential (loving gold mining) and not only aren't shutting down, they're still requiring people to come to the office, even people that can 100% work just as well remotely (like my wife).

They're also doing poo poo like changing their Covid action plan, e.g. a week ago the plan had 5 action levels based on how many people in the community or employees had the virus but as soon as they were about to hit the 5th level they came out with a new and improved action plans which now has 9 levels and of course spreads out all the poo poo they said they'd do at level 5 over four more levels requiring higher numbers of infection.

And their brilliant action plan uses vague things like saying if they have "several" infections at site they'll do X, several of course not being an actual number and basically definable as whatever will impact their business the least.

And she's freaking out because she's afraid if she uses PTO to self quarantine she'll get blacklisted or something which isn't necessarily false but at some point you gotta say gently caress you.

Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum
Believers that we'll actually have a vaccine, ever:

Where's the vaccine for the four infectious respiratory Coronavirus strains which constitute the common cold, and which have been plagueing us for as long as we've known how to make vaccines?

:thunk:

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Dinosaurs! posted:

Is Preakness still happening? That’s going to be a mess.

Edit: Well, more of a mess.

in the before times I did the port-o-potty gauntlet once it was fun

edit- this isnt me but you get the idea lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIcyFSYhvV4

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


I have an old toothbrush sanitizer (it’s a little case with a UV bulb in it). I don’t put my toothbrush in it, but it’s big enough to hold a mask. Would that work?

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

When the line was down the entire neighborhood basically came to gawk and point at it, I'm just looking out at the street right in front of my house at them like whyy lol

Then literally like 20 old dude phone company workers came out to fix it and stood around talking and smoking cigarettes right next to eachother while one dude did the work.

Im like stop breathing on my house you fools
maybe they believe the smoke will kill the rona for them

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

The one house with a bunch of young dudes down the street just having random rear end people over constantly lol. poo poo is going to be so hosed soon i feel like I'm going to be hearing ambulances all day.

Shhh.... they are probably selling weed & you've just noticed.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I know people going to the grocery store daily. Like, how fresh do you need your food? Buy a cow at that rate. I'm trying to go once every 2 weeks if I can.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Trainee PornStar posted:

Shhh.... they are probably selling weed & you've just noticed.
lol nah its just girlfriends and poo poo theres just like 5 dudes living there, either way the cops dont give a poo poo so whatever im not going to be the neighborhod snitch on principle haha

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Rime posted:

Believers that we'll actually have a vaccine, ever:

Where's the vaccine for the four infectious respiratory Coronavirus strains which constitute the common cold, and which have been plagueing us for as long as we've known how to make vaccines?

:thunk:

The common cold isn't exactly a major killer that would get a lot of resources put into it

Not saying that a vaccine for covid is likely, I know gently caress all about vaccines, but at the moment pretty much everyone is looking for potential solutions to it.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Rime posted:

Believers that we'll actually have a vaccine, ever:

Where's the vaccine for the four infectious respiratory Coronavirus strains which constitute the common cold, and which have been plagueing us for as long as we've known how to make vaccines?

:thunk:

Why would they ever make a vaccine for something that’s a mild annoyance at best? There’s always a risk of adverse effects, unless it’s something that straight up kills/cripples people, you’re not going to see vaccines for it. I’m sure there’s some exceptions, but what you’re talking about isn’t how medical research works.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

Rime posted:

Believers that we'll actually have a vaccine, ever:

Where's the vaccine for the four infectious respiratory Coronavirus strains which constitute the common cold, and which have been plagueing us for as long as we've known how to make vaccines?

:thunk:

the common cold kills a relatively very small number of people while also being hugely widespread and motivating a massive amount of otc medication sales every year. a pharma company would be insane to work on a vaccine for it

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

bird with big dick posted:

My wife's shitbag ultra chuddy employer is hiding behind their essential status even though they have absolutely zero reason to actually be considered essential (loving gold mining) and not only aren't shutting down, they're still requiring people to come to the office, even people that can 100% work just as well remotely (like my wife).
Your wife is a gold digger?

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
even a cursory glance at the wikipedia article will also tell you that it's more than just coronaviruses that gives us the cold

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe

Iron Crowned posted:

Hail Corona Satan!

You called?

e: do you want to see what I've been working on.

quote:

Yaakov Litzman, health minister for Israel, has tested positive for COVID-19 after just last month saying that the virus was “punishment” for homosexuality.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/worl...cV4azI5_UnbJ8Ng

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy

occluded posted:

This is absolutely hilarious and do you have a source I can look at or some more reading?

Yeah because doxicycline and malarone don't exist.

In fact, chloroquine is often the antimalarial of last resort because it has the strongest side effects

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Devian666 posted:

You called?

e: do you want to see what I've been working on.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/worl...cV4azI5_UnbJ8Ng

Nice!

Lonely Rolling Star
Mar 20, 2009

Better than a crowbar.
Having done food distribution for the school system where I live for the last 3 1/2 weeks, this week has been the first one where I have noticed some slight hostility from the people we have been giving meals to. 95% of the cars and walkups we've had at the school I've been working out of have been patient and almost overly polite when they come for their meals. Perhaps it's just the false positivity finally wearing off. Either way I can only see this getting worse once people here have an actual reason to panic.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Frank Sidebottom posted:

Yeah because doxicycline and malarone don't exist.

In fact, chloroquine is often the antimalarial of last resort because it has the strongest side effects

Boy you sure post a lot about chloroquine

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Devian666 posted:

You called?

e: do you want to see what I've been working on.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/worl...cV4azI5_UnbJ8Ng

That's one hell of a way to come out.

Hail Satan.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Devian666 posted:

You called?

e: do you want to see what I've been working on.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/worl...cV4azI5_UnbJ8Ng

Guess his wife can file for divorce now

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:
https://twitter.com/AsteadWesley/status/1247502615430209541

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

I'm glad everyone is paying attention to Wisconsin, unlike last election :cawg:

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Can someone with access to scientific journals do a quick query for me was wondering today as I was driving home if there has been any sort of scientific study regarding if I stick my hands out the window on driving home what's the chances that viruses are able to hold on while I blast down the highway at 60 plus miles an hour

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:
After today anybody who claims the USA is any way democratic must receive only loud laughter until they disappear into the ground.

https://twitter.com/OmarJimenez/status/1247500202921078785


Mnoba posted:

I'm glad everyone is paying attention to Wisconsin, unlike last election :cawg:

i'm glad you're getting a jolly fat laugh out of people risking their lives in a criminal country

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived


https://politics.theonion.com/wisconsin-primary-voters-receive-i-voted-gravestones-1842729790

as usual, well played onion

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004


ooh my loving god, why??? just give the nomination to Bernie Sanders as he has the highest chance of winning, and be done with it.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Quebec is expecting between 1200-9000 people to die

Edit: Hail Satan

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012


show me where they discuss "toxins" lmao

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WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

Hail Satan. My body is ready.

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