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Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
https://twitter.com/lemondefr/status/1244160348627832837?s=20

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Kobal2
Apr 29, 2019

Kassad posted:

https://twitter.com/LeHuffPost/status/1243951627817680896

Il y a eu du retard sur les mesures de confinement.

Je suis Spartacus aussi

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
we sold our stuff and now we don't have it


quote:

«Jusqu'à sa fermeture il y a deux ans, l'entreprise Sperian à Plaintel (22) pouvait produire presque un million de masques par jour. Elle a été rachetée par l'américain Honeywell puis délocalisée. Les machines ont été détruites», a déploré l'eurodéputé LFI Manuel Bompard. «Alertés à l'époque, Macron et Le Maire n'ont rien fait», a-t-il voulu rappeler.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
https://twitter.com/BrunoLeMaire/status/1245234219938394114

Ah bah si Bruno Le Maire le dit, c'est que ça doit aller alors.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




I guess Bread Riots are still part of the political mythos?

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
Now if only this epidemic could make the Dunning-Kruger effect a part of the political mythos.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




We'll go to the bakery on the weekends, but honestly the biggest reason we don't go more often is because we live on the 6th floor with no elevator and gently caress doing all those stairs just to go out for 10 minutes. If it weren't for that we'd probably go daily. We have a decent boulanger nearby. I don't know if it'll still be the case, if we end up moving though (to a building with an elevator!).

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
I mean, his thing about the bread being safe because it's been cooked is probably not accurate? Because the cashier is handling the bread after it's cooled, so the bread's surface could be contaminated. You'd need to put it in the oven at 60 degrees for about 30 minutes if you want to be on the safe side.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
The baguette is 1.20 and the fine is 135, pls help our economy

https://twitter.com/le_parisien/status/1241988609768673280

https://twitter.com/le_Parisien/status/1241829187402510336

Kobal2
Apr 29, 2019

Kassad posted:

I mean, his thing about the bread being safe because it's been cooked is probably not accurate? Because the cashier is handling the bread after it's cooled, so the bread's surface could be contaminated. You'd need to put it in the oven at 60 degrees for about 30 minutes if you want to be on the safe side.

Yes, but in Bruno Le Maire's defense he *is* a loving idiot.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/Brevesdepresse/status/1246030732167974913

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Who needs medical-grade oxygen bottles, honestly? If we need any we can import them from China.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
:capitalism:

Edit:

https://twitter.com/MaximeRiou/status/1246348584167055361?s=20

Lovely.

And of course this rear end in a top hat is apologising for getting caught:

https://twitter.com/Manu_Lechypre/status/1246363121029177345?s=20

Kassad fucked around with this message at 10:40 on Apr 4, 2020

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
Ah yes, the classic "I meant to say it, I just didn't realize I was on air while saying it."

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
The French medical system is dramatically oversized, we need less hospitals so as to save what's really precious: money.

Just like we don't need to produce medical oxygen bottles, we don't need to have reanimation beds.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Who needs hospitals when you can build a complicated and inefficient system that benefits the private sector ?

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
French policy these last thirty years has been to look at what failed in the anglo world and copy it, so of course Macron is trying to copy the American healthcare system.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
Don't forget still going forward with this fascist bullshit:

https://twitter.com/DimPolitique/status/1246760681136959489

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog

Kassad posted:

Don't forget still going forward with this fascist bullshit:

https://twitter.com/DimPolitique/status/1246760681136959489

lmao they're never giving it up

At least they didn't repurpose it into sending the youths to working the fields in our time of great crisis.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

YaketySass posted:

At least they didn't repurpose it into sending the youths to working the fields in our time of great crisis.

Of course not, then it would have some use (but it'd still be poo poo, don't get me wrong) instead of making a bunch of kids stand in the sun until they faint.

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Kassad posted:

Don't forget still going forward with this fascist bullshit:

https://twitter.com/DimPolitique/status/1246760681136959489

death by snu snu

Kobal2
Apr 29, 2019

Cat Mattress posted:

French policy these last thirty years has been to look at what failed in the anglo world and copy it, so of course Macron is trying to copy the American healthcare system.

Ah, but there you've shown yourself for a narrow-minded, blind gôchisse fool, totally unfit to survive in the #StartUpNation.
You think the anglo world policies are abject failures because of, well, *general, impotent and hopeless wave at everything*. When the much more salient reality is that they are only abject failures where the overwhelming majority of people are concerned. But the fuckers who lied and cheated and stole and bribed until the policies that massively advantaged them were durably set up in the first place ? They're SO MUCH BETTER OFF !! In the most immediate and short-sighted terms !!! That will never ever come back to bite them !!!!!!! Ha. Haha. HAHAHAHAHAAH ! :suicide:

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
Just a little more pedagogy and these morons the people will love austerity and see its inherent righteousness.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
https://twitter.com/afpfr/status/1249020429274095622?s=20

"nous" :fuckoff:

Chikimiki
May 14, 2009
For sure these additional hours and days will be well paid? :v:

Sometimes I can't help but feel that these cynical a-holes will take this health crisis as an opportunistic pretense to remove all worker rights, in order to line the pockets of their billionaire friends even more :rolleyes:

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011



Our local crêperie is open for some reason? My guess is it's a honeypot and the gendarmes fine you when you leave.

Kobal2
Apr 29, 2019

Chikimiki posted:

For sure these additional hours and days will be well paid? :v:

Sometimes I can't help but feel that these cynical a-holes will take this health crisis as an opportunistic pretense to remove all worker rights, in order to line the pockets of their billionaire friends even more :rolleyes:

What do you mean, "sometimes" ? I mean, they're pretty loving open about it.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

pointsofdata posted:

My guess is it's a honeypot and the gendarmes fine you when you leave.

A delicious honey + lemon pot

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
https://twitter.com/s_jourdain/status/1250312523393290241

lol

just lol

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Ni de gauche ni de droite pas mal à droite.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
lolling forever at the idea of including Manuel Valls in a government meant to evoke "concord"

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

is valls even still alive

didn't he kill himself from the shame of losing that spanish election like he should have

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog

V. Illych L. posted:

is valls even still alive

didn't he kill himself from the shame of losing that spanish election like he should have

I don't think the guy is capable of shame.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

sometimes i feel as though the hollande period was all an elaborate hoax and that they couldn't be *that* stupid but what do you know

all i know is that i want philippe martinez to become first and eternal chairman of the sixth republic

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
The schools reopening may 11th is a half assed setup to send the parents back to work because they don't need to deal with their children anymore c/d ?

I mean Blanquer floated the idea that the kids could wear masks which I'm sure is a thing they will correctly comply with

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




unpacked robinhood posted:

The schools reopening may 11th is a half assed setup to send the parents back to work because they don't need to deal with their children anymore c/d ?

I mean Blanquer floated the idea that the kids could wear masks which I'm sure is a thing they will correctly comply with

I'm worried about it. I'm definitely better off than most of my co-workers, but when you have a cramped classroom of 25+ kids, what're you supposed to do? I think it's still a bit early to say what is going to happen, but I'm very curious to know what exactly is the plan.

Kobal2
Apr 29, 2019

100YrsofAttitude posted:

I'm worried about it. I'm definitely better off than most of my co-workers, but when you have a cramped classroom of 25+ kids, what're you supposed to do? I think it's still a bit early to say what is going to happen, but I'm very curious to know what exactly is the plan.

Bold of you to assume there is a plan.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
The plan is "let's see in two weeks what we can put in the plan", from what Blanquer was saying.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Kassad posted:

The plan is "let's see in two weeks what we can put in the plan", from what Blanquer was saying.

This. It's clear that there's nothing in place. I'm curious to see what they come up with, that isn't just "you figure it out", because as likely as that is, that won't cut it.

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Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
https://twitter.com/le_Parisien/status/1250502655211954177

quote:

Mais cette borne temporelle, non plus, ne doit même rien au hasard. Elle témoigne, selon nos informations, d'un autre espoir caressé en secret par le chef de l'Etat : celle du 14 juillet et de son traditionnel défilé qui pourrait symboliquement marquer la reprise des événements. «C'est cette ligne qu'il a en tête effectivement. Dans le fond, il rêverait que le 14 juillet soit une fête de libération du confinement généralisée», décrypte un de ses proches qui parle de «date psychologique» pour les Français.

quote:

Reste à savoir, point d'interrogation majeur, si l'état sanitaire du pays rendra possible une telle initiative. «C'est pour cela qu'il n'a pas pris d'engagement au-delà. Il ne veut pas dire aujourd'hui qu'il n'y aura pas de 14 Juillet. Il veut rester ouvert sur cette question, car il a conscience que c'est un symbole fort», explique un conseiller de l'exécutif. Un proche le confirme, «pour lui, la symbolique c'est celle-là, même si rien ne garantit qu'il pourra se tenir».

:shepface:

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