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less than three posted:A user sent in a ticket that the pencil icon in Jabber when someone is typing "can be construed as offensive or funny, please look into this if to see if this just a joke or is it something that may lead to more serious IT security issue" W...what. The gently caress?
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https://quickview.cloudapps.cisco.com/quickview/bug/CSCvr16971 Yeah, I dunno.
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Apr 7, 2020 20:58
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what does the is-typing icon look like?
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Apr 7, 2020 21:02
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taqueso posted:what does the is-typing icon look like? Probably a pencil for normal people.
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Apr 7, 2020 21:06
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Apr 7, 2020 21:22
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ahh well, that is certainly not the least dick-like icon I've seen
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Apr 7, 2020 21:27
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AlexDeGruven posted:Probably a pencil for normal people. turns out you were wrong
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Apr 7, 2020 21:32
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taqueso posted:ahh well, that is certainly not the least dick-like icon I've seen
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Apr 7, 2020 21:41
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D. Ebdrup posted:Welp, now I'm curious.  (less than three just posted it)
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Apr 7, 2020 21:46
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I thought it was just a stupid ticket, I'm on a different version of Jabber and it's the proper pencil icon.
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Apr 7, 2020 21:51
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I took that to mean now they're curious what WAS the least dick-like icon taqueso had ever seen.
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Apr 7, 2020 21:56
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Messages are cached in the balls.
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Apr 7, 2020 21:59
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Woof Blitzer posted:Messages are cached in the balls. I appreciate this
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Apr 7, 2020 22:03
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I thought that was a ridiculous ticket until I saw the icon. That could definitely be misconstrued as a penis, especially if it's animated to waggle a bit.
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Apr 7, 2020 22:09
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flatluigi posted:
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Apr 7, 2020 22:17
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D. Ebdrup posted:I'm sorry, I guess I didn't make myself clear enough - I meant that I'm curious about how an icon can be more dick-like without just being a dick. 🍆
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Apr 7, 2020 22:44
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D. Ebdrup posted:
Well, I've just learnt something about both of you and I wish I didn't
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Apr 7, 2020 23:43
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I love where this has gone.
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Apr 8, 2020 00:39
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At work, everyone talks about their pooping habits and what bidets they've installed. On the forums, we're evaluating dickpencils. Universe working as intended.
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Apr 8, 2020 01:19
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Shut up Meg posted:Well, I've just learnt something about both of you and I wish I didn't Blame twitter for that one. It's in the zeitgeist.
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Apr 8, 2020 01:52
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less than three posted:Oh how a simple wrong vlan command can bring down a datacenter and kill everyone's VPN. The list of timeout messages from pings to the device as you wait for the config to apply or the device to reboot are a little list of ever increasing stages of panic. That first ping that returns is literally a dump of digital euphoria straight into my veins.
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Apr 8, 2020 03:03
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Shut up Meg posted:Well, I've just learnt something about both of you and I wish I didn't
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Apr 8, 2020 10:39
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Thread title so good:IT sent an e-mail posted:IT Update: Zoom Meetings & Webinars to Require Passwords for Added Security
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Apr 8, 2020 12:21
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Just one user needs to leak a link and all hell breaks loose. Not that I am advising such a thing...
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Apr 8, 2020 12:40
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Arquinsiel posted:Just one user needs to leak a link and all hell breaks loose. I feel like this would be the funniest version of goontu.be
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Apr 8, 2020 13:18
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Arquinsiel posted:Just one user needs to leak a link and all hell breaks loose. Have there been any reply-all-pocalypses since poo poo melted down? I feel like we’re ripe for another Portland Center or Excellence moment or whatever happens at other peoples’ respective companies. Incidentally,  announced that we’re pushing to hire laid off friends and family, so if you’re looking for a job, hit me up. I consider goons to be fam, so I’ll help fast track you thru recruiting where I can. Everything is work from home at the moment, so this is a big opportunity for anyone who isn’t in a “hub city” to get hired. My (currently locked down) office is no longer in a “hub city”  but at least that doesn’t matter anymore.
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Apr 8, 2020 14:14
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:Have there been any reply-all-pocalypses since poo poo melted down? I feel like we’re ripe for another Portland Center or Excellence moment or whatever happens at other peoples’ respective companies. What exactly are you looking for? I'm a systems eng at an MSP currently, billable hours are down so I'm going to lose out on bonus for the next couple months likely (not that I rely on it) but I also really dislike MSP stuff. I have mostly systems experience (server 2012 thru 2019) and some network (mostly fortinet gear, some cisco/sonicwall but I'm nowhere near great at networking). Have an MCSE 2016, NSE4 (fortinet cert) and a sonicwall garbage cert; I've done some work in Azure but nothing in AWS/GCloud.
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Apr 8, 2020 14:35
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MF_James posted:What exactly are you looking for? I'm a systems eng at an MSP currently, billable hours are down so I'm going to lose out on bonus for the next couple months likely (not that I rely on it) but I also really dislike MSP stuff. I have mostly systems experience (server 2012 thru 2019) and some network (mostly fortinet gear, some cisco/sonicwall but I'm nowhere near great at networking). Have an MCSE 2016, NSE4 (fortinet cert) and a sonicwall garbage cert; I've done some work in Azure but nothing in AWS/GCloud. If you have PMs, PM me and let’s figure out how to chat. We’re definitely looking for Windows engineers for my team specifically, but I’m not super in the loop with other teams’ resources at the moment. We just reorg’d, too, so I’m still getting familiar with the new org tree...that said, we’ve got a lot of openings in a lot of areas. Same offer to anyone else. If you don’t have the access on SA, I’ll set up a burner email. Just let me know if that’s a thing. I can’t guarantee anything, but I’m actively trying to be helpful cuz poo poo is busted all over...
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Apr 8, 2020 14:45
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Jesus Smoke Detecting Christ we need to send people home with a 9 volt battery because it seems like 1/3 of these WFH users have a low battery chirp from their smoke\CO2 alarms. It's amazing how well that pierces the ear over the phone.
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Apr 8, 2020 15:21
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Presumably they have all lost that portion of their hearing range or something?
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Apr 8, 2020 15:22
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Arquinsiel posted:Presumably they have all lost that portion of their hearing range or something? They so far also all have kids making noise in the background as well, so I'm assuming it's a total lack of fucks about a chirp while dealing with work and their kids stuck home from school. I thought it was them or a bird perhaps but it was way too regular.
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Apr 8, 2020 15:29
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It's incredibly common for people to ignore the smoke alarm chirp. These people literally train themselves not to hear it rather than replace the battery. There was some radio show in the 90s or early 00s where the host used to go off on these crazy rants when he'd hear it when a listener would call in. I vaguely think it was some romance-related thing. Loveline maybe? Whatever. I'd be driving around and flipping through stations when his show was on. And I always stopped to listen to him berate these people. "Hi there, I'd like to talk about my boyfriend, he alwaysBEEP" "What was that, was that a smoke alarm?" "Yeah, it's been-" "You want to die? You want to choke on smoke, hot smoke, until your lungs are seared like a steak?" "No, I just..." "No. There is no 'just.' Who else lives in that house? Imagine that person, lungs on fire, gasping for air as the flames rise and the air becomes too hot to breathe." "But.." "No buts. I'm gonna hang up now. Go buy a battery." *click*
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Apr 8, 2020 15:36
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It was definitely Loveline. Adam Corolla would get so angry whenever he'd hear a smoke alarm that it didn't matter what the call was about, he'd make them go fix it. Found the rant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6eppoohD_g
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PirateDentist posted:They so far also all have kids making noise in the background as well, so I'm assuming it's a total lack of fucks about a chirp while dealing with work and their kids stuck home from school. I thought it was them or a bird perhaps but it was way too regular. I'm job interviewing via video from home these days and we've tried a lot of things to dull the roar in the background, but we've pretty much resigned ourselves to putting all the kids in their carseats and having my wife drive around the block.
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Apr 8, 2020 15:48
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GreenNight posted:It was definitely Loveline. Adam Corolla would get so angry whenever he'd hear a smoke alarm that it didn't matter what the call was about, he'd make them go fix it. Yes! That's it!
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Apr 8, 2020 15:51
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It's pretty amazing what people can get used to. The McDonald's near me has circular light fixtures in cans in the ceiling and every time I look in the windows they are blinking on and off at about 3 Hz. They cover the entire restaurant seating space and it just flickers nonstop at all times. It has been like that for YEARS
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tactlessbastard posted:I'm job interviewing via video from home these days and we've tried a lot of things to dull the roar in the background, but we've pretty much resigned ourselves to putting all the kids in their carseats and having my wife drive around the block. kalhua and ice cream my friend. Just get the kids drunk enough to pass out
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Apr 8, 2020 15:57
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Don't some smoke detectors chirp during normal operation? Could have sworn some that are (generally) in like common hallways do that, maybe I'm just used to those chirping and have fooled myself into thinking it's normal. Also, Dirt Road Junglist posted:If you have PMs, PM me and let’s figure out how to chat. We’re definitely looking for Windows engineers for my team specifically, but I’m not super in the loop with other teams’ resources at the moment. We just reorg’d, too, so I’m still getting familiar with the new org tree...that said, we’ve got a lot of openings in a lot of areas. PM'd you
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Aren't most smoke detectors sold nowadays the lithium battery type where they last 10 years? Just get one of those, never worry about a poo poo 9v battery ever again.
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