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Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
https://twitter.com/sarahclazarus/status/1247689765370998784?s=19

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1247610677671362560?s=19

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/PBsymposium/status/931550884592418816

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1247916490021416961

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/tomphillipsin/status/1244750654620479491

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

why the gently caress is Raiden there

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Alan Smithee posted:

why the gently caress is Raiden there

They were asking for help from God but not being specific

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/krisv_723/status/1247973977034719235?s=21

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/josiahhughes/status/1247911499085099009

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/randypaint/status/1248018651493457920

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Man, gently caress, I wish I could be in a hot tub with my friends right now :(

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Incredibly disappointed nobody replied with the second step of inventing hot tubs, *farts*

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



https://twitter.com/jennineak/status/1247718308377313280

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


https://twitter.com/Hofmanovitsj1/status/1247971369578639361

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/owenjones84/status/1248004549245153282?s=21

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
How do you laugh that hard when the reveal is ruined for you

DeadlyMuffin
Jul 3, 2007


grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/DVSblast/status/1248376226734997507?s=19

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/ObeseChess/status/913965567094145025

https://twitter.com/damonagnos/status/1248130533789323264

https://www.airforcemedicine.af.mil/News/Biographies/Display/Article/1302725/chief-master-sergeant-george-steve-cum/

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1248398068464025606?s=21

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Screw the first 12 seconds, that whole call was amazing and that guy is my new favorite person.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

I was not ready for this post loving :laffo:

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


EL BROMANCE posted:

Screw the first 12 seconds, that whole call was amazing and that guy is my new favorite person.

Agreed. That guy is loving awesome

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


"Please don't call me George Cum. It's embarrassing.

I prefer Steve Cum."

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
How did Private Cum get through basic holy poo poo

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

How did Private Cum get through basic holy poo poo

Command talking about some cum lad.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Wouldn't he have been Airman Cum? Maybe that's why he enlisted in the air force and not the army or navy...

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Please, Mr. Cum is my father's name.

Trapick
Apr 17, 2006

Seaman Cum would just have been too much though.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

My son is also named Cum.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/mbarnett/status/1248313726274420736?s=19

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
I fully believe that Mr. Swallow there didn't enlist in the Navy because of his name

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

I'm loving dying

I wish he was in the Navy just so at some point he would have also been COMMANDER CUM

However at one point he was CAPTAIN CUM, COLONEL CUM and of course, MAJOR CUM.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Priotlr to assuming his current position, Mr. Swallow was

Also, the guy is George "Steve" Cum, and the paragraph calls him Steven Cum. What in the poo poo is going on with this dude's names

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/nopoweradeinusa/status/1248286620316385281?s=19

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Tim Whatley posted:

I'm loving dying

I wish he was in the Navy just so at some point he would have also been COMMANDER CUM

However at one point he was CAPTAIN CUM, COLONEL CUM and of course, MAJOR CUM.

Ground control to major cum
Grab your protein pills and put your helmet on

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

I got furloughed today and this is definitely me already:

https://twitter.com/amymorganedits/status/1248323186996973568

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Just the shocked look on his face that the idea that a failing company should be allowed to fail.

Capitalism, but only when it works for us.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Well, Chamath, it's a good speech, but you're still a C.E.O., so rehabilitation through labour camp instead of guillotine.

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Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



pentyne posted:

Just the shocked look on his face that the idea that a failing company should be allowed to fail.

Capitalism, but only when it works for us.

Socialism for the rich! "gently caress you, got mine" to everyone else.

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