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Pablo Bluth posted:The T&A on 500px is mostly beautiful and unobtainable models from Russia and Eastern Europe. The stuff on Flickr is bored housewifes from American suburbs, real dolls and world naked bike rides... At least on flickr I can untick 'NSFW' and it honours it. On 500px its got this option but seems to think anything less than full spread eagle is SFW.
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https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/1231934821581983745 It looks like they cropped the original, shopped in her and a slice of the foreground, and then slapped a gaussian blur over the background to create a shallow DoF effect. But they forgot to mask the bit between her arm and her body. Helen Highwater fucked around with this message at 06:58 on Feb 26, 2020 |
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Helen Highwater posted:https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/1231934821581983745 No, they used an iphone or android and it's "DOF" algorithm managed to miss that. aaahahaha
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yeah that's 100% one of those "portrait mode" phone shots
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I've seen those portrait DOF algorithms delete people's hair before.
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Thom12255 posted:I've seen those portrait DOF algorithms delete people's hair before. And pet whiskers! I have no doubt the processing will get there eventually but we're all living in the beta implementation era right now.
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And drink glasses, which honestly more fun than the original image would have been.
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Not a photo but an otherwise real gem of a post over at DPReviewquote:I hear my state (Illinois) is going on lockdown Saturday. It's not official yet.
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Cool, a true galaxy brain accelerationist.
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It's easy to let people die up until you're the one in the ICU getting oxygen pumped into your lungs at pressures high enough to burst the little sacs our bodies use to absorb said oxygen.
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Right but my taxes.
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xzzy posted:It's easy to let people die up until you're the one in the ICU getting oxygen pumped into your lungs at pressures high enough to burst the little sacs our bodies use to absorb said oxygen. The issue is more that if you don't do anything to reduce the rate of spread there will be no ICU bed or ventilator for you because they'll all be occupied, so you get to drown to death at home or in the hospital hallways.
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Some things are eternal. Death, taxes, the overwhelming futility of existence. That Guy From Reddit Trying To Figure Out How To Do Large Format.quote:I’m almost employed so I may get started on large format film. I could use advice.
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https://twitter.com/photowhitehouse/status/1241397658478153728?s=21 I know the white house is low hanging fruit but jeez. Like, this is supposed to be a flattering image. (Click for full thing, it’s even worse than the preview)
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EL BROMANCE posted:https://twitter.com/photowhitehouse/status/1241397658478153728?s=21
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I think it’s the same guy that took the infamous orange-face pic a while back. He’s like a presidential photography enthusiast or something.
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He's a correspondent but I can't tell if his twitter account is the official photos account or not. He definitely is a "professional" photographer for the cheeto though.
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Lol at people earnestly replying to that tweet with an actual preference between the two...
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Guess he went for the baffle them with bullshit option.
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Blackhawk posted:Lol at people earnestly replying to that tweet with an actual preference between the two... Including Mark Hamill, CliffyB, Jane Lynch and others. It's Patton Oswalt's brother, so I guess he knows people.
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Yeah the second I saw the name my stomach sank. Always seemed a good dude, needs to be told he shouldn’t be taking commissions. Maybe it’s a Colin Hanks situation where people think getting close to the relative will buy them some time down the line.
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He's got some pretty good stuff in his LA liquor store series. He also does commission work both writing and photographing.
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 Where is everyone by Paul Wright, on Flickr
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Argh man it makes me sick to see all the positive comments under this pic. First of all, what is up with that bokeh. Also selective colouring, come on now son. What is the subject of this photo? The guy's ear? And, empty? There are 3 buses, a taxi and 4 people in shot. The main thoroughfares to the left of this image are cropped out and the bus is in the way of the other busy side of the street. You could have easily taken this shot of 'empty' oxford circus at any time pre-corona. OK I need to lie down.
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I'm the pink ear on the otherwise gray head.
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Best part is how their photostream is birdbirdbirdbirdbirdbid then boom, selective color. Just another day in london by Paul Wright, on Flickr
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I thought the first was accidental, because of the pale blue by the lapel/below the mask, but nope. Just really unselective selective color, deliberately. Absolute legend
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xzzy posted:Best part is how their photostream is birdbirdbirdbirdbirdbid then boom, selective color. In this photograph I, the artist, am exploring the idea of how, in any given environment, multiple seemingly unconnected objects are actually one and the same: we are all resonating with the same scarlet heat energy of the universe. With nothing but some simple editing, I subtly suggest to the viewer a new way of looking at the world. Yes, buses are red. But also, have you noticed, that also sometimes hoodies are red too? Here we see man and machine, standing apart from each other but inextricably linked by the colouring of their livery. The machine can be anything the viewer imagines. At once recognisably a bus and, equally, a formless panel of metal using up half the frame for no good reason. No good reason dear viewer? Not quite. What seems like an amateur compositional mistake is actually a purposeful decision. The bus. The machine. The monolith. Pushing its way into the lives of human beings; greying the world around it. Who is the human subject of this photo? His face is obscured. He is everyone. He is me. He is you. He is wearing a red hoodie and he is being eaten by the machine. *~*~* Original exposition DO NOT STEAL *~*~*  Burn Flickr to the ground Nigel Tufnel fucked around with this message at 14:50 on May 20, 2020 |
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Nigel Tufnel posted:The bus. The machine. The monolith. Pushing its way into the lives of human beings; greying the world around it. Who is the human subject of this photo? His face is obscured. He is everyone. He is me. He is you. He is wearing a red hoodie and he is being eaten by the machine.
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Curious what kind of individual thinks that selective color is "A+++++ work" I found this masterpiece in Zulma ()'s stream. the hidden duck by Zulma (), on Flickr And it has more views/faves/comments than anything I've ever shot. Perhaps I am way worse at this camera poo poo than I thought. I loving dunning-kruger'd myself.
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xzzy posted:Curious what kind of individual thinks that selective color is "A+++++ work" I found this masterpiece in Zulma ()'s stream. We're in like post-post-post modern weirdness where well taken photographs are so familiar to people that almost anything different sticks out.
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 Baker Street by Lana Pahl / Country Star Photography, on FlickrGood job they watermarked this or I would have stolen it for my portfolio.  lol. Ok Dennis. So what kind of tones do you like to have in your imag- ... oh.  Purple Chevy by dennis dahn, on Flickr Seriously Cindy? OK let's check out your photostream.  Clackamas Town Center Mall by Cindy Mc, on Flickr 
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xzzy posted:Curious what kind of individual thinks that selective color is "A+++++ work" I found this masterpiece in Zulma ()'s stream. Hi artist here: Work Name: Focus I wanted to really identify that in today's' modern society we are drawn to so much to our busy lives and multitasking that we cannot focus. This picture could have been beautiful, it could have been ugly, but no one knows because we do not stop to smell the roses and appreciate the world around us and the beauty that surrounds us in every day life.
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This is a fun game, finding a bad photo and building a gallery of the worst photos from whoever comments. The game is over when you pick an image with no comments. More entertaining than scrolling through the Explore feed every day.
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xzzy posted:Best part is how their photostream is birdbirdbirdbirdbirdbid then boom, selective color. This might be one of the Okay I’ll admit, this one doesn’t seem so bad...in fact I kinda like. But to be fair, I’m not a pro photographer. I’m not even an amateur photographer! What’s so bad about this one? Is it just the cranked up HDR?
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xzzy posted:This is a fun game, finding a bad photo and building a gallery of the worst photos from whoever comments. The game is over when you pick an image with no comments. Ah, so it’s like risk or monopoly whereby it never loving ends.
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