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BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Huzzah! posted:

https://twitter.com/HillaryMonahan/status/1247608099852124162

Somewhere nearby, there's an old cabin surrounded by hundreds of top hats

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Lumbermouth: Mar 6, 2008; GREG IS BIG NOW

Huzzah! posted:

https://twitter.com/HillaryMonahan/status/1247608099852124162

Look at those dumpuses!

# ? Apr 8, 2020 01:16

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Now that everyone has lots of time here is 9m45s of a cat and a birb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GgvLVqoIk4

# ? Apr 8, 2020 03:02

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Huzzah! posted:

https://twitter.com/HillaryMonahan/status/1247608099852124162

I've had strange dreams similar to this.

# ? Apr 8, 2020 03:32

Mr. Grumpybones: Apr 18, 2002; "We're falling out of the sky! We're going down! We're a silver gleaming death machine!"

Inceltown posted:

Now that everyone has lots of time here is 9m45s of a cat and a birb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GgvLVqoIk4

I can�t understand why in cat/bird videos like this why the cat isn�t eating the bird. Or is it that the eating starts at 9m46s?

# ? Apr 8, 2020 03:39

ILL Machina: Mar 25, 2004; Glory to Italia!

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Mr. Grumpybones posted:

I can’t understand why in cat/bird videos like this why the cat isn’t eating the bird. Or is it that the eating starts at 9m46s?

I think it's fully looped once, but at the end the bird is very large. Perhaps the catte is biding his time until the birb is most succulent.

# ? Apr 8, 2020 03:49

SubponticatePoster: Aug 9, 2004; Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.; Slippery Tilde

Dreadwroth2 posted:

Those look a lot like garter sneks, so probably totally harmless.

They are. IIRC garters are a species that den up in the wintertime, meaning a whole bunch of them find a suitable place and all crash together. This is cute. Rattlesnakes also do it, which is less cute if you stumble upon it in the spring.

# ? Apr 8, 2020 04:15

RoboRodent: Sep 19, 2012

Garters are the only sneks around here at all and I love them so much. They are cute friends and the most harmless things ever.

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my cat is norris: Mar 11, 2010; #onecallcat

ILL Machina posted:

I think it's fully looped once, but at the end the bird is very large. Perhaps the catte is biding his time until the birb is most succulent.

That's a different cat when the bird is big. Possibly also different bird. :psyduck:

# ? Apr 8, 2020 05:03

there wolf: Jan 11, 2015; by Fluffdaddy

Mr. Grumpybones posted:

I can�t understand why in cat/bird videos like this why the cat isn�t eating the bird. Or is it that the eating starts at 9m46s?

Some cats are just gently caress-all lazy bastards. I have watched a giant cockroach run across the floor, underneath the bulk of our giant, flopped out but otherwise totally awake cat, and out the other side to continue it's merry journey. The catch watched it too until it disappeared under his bulk at which point he lost interest. gently caress-all lazy bastard.

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