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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
ordered some clippers on amazon finally as they're only £20, have the range of guards up to a number 8 and will be in stock on the 18th so not too far away

apparently not since amazon won't let me add it to my basket

Jose fucked around with this message at 11:02 on Apr 10, 2020

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Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

Cambridge police tweet is gone now, guess they realised that it really wasn't a good look.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Catzilla posted:

My local coop will only sell lucky dip lottery tickets now. I think as a knock on effect, there maybe a huge shortfall in funding to the arts, culture and museums sector as lottery revenues plummet.

I expect you’re right. unless most people just shift to buying their tickets online.

bad timing when it’s exactly now that the Arts Council will need more money to bail out orgs hit by losing all ticket sales, that the AC would have less money not more.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Jose posted:

ordered some clippers on amazon finally as they're only £20, have the range of guards up to a number 8 and will be in stock on the 18th so not too far away

apparently not since amazon won't let me add it to my basket

I had some weird messages from amazon that I hadn't seen before as well. Like my address wasn't authorised or something.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Angrymog posted:

Cambridge police tweet is gone now, guess they realised that it really wasn't a good look.

lol, look at the apology.

https://twitter.com/cambridgecops/status/1248546787394293760?s=21

The guy was just too delighted at the prospect of threatening people for their shopping choices.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Jippa posted:

I had some weird messages from amazon that I hadn't seen before as well. Like my address wasn't authorised or something.

my issue now is finding some that have a full range of guards instead of going only to a 4

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


Maugrim posted:

Fossilised fish-hooks, I can't believe you'd admit to that!

This made me smile.

My best friend at age 8, who on reflection was doubtless as autistic and weird as I am (and ended up transitioning in their late teens) was just as obsessed as I was with those books. Let’s just say we both wore our school caps unironically, and argued for literally several years over which of us was Jennings and which was Derbyshire.

Which actually raises a completely unrelated point in my mind- as mentioned, my friend transitioned (though after we had parted ways as friends and socially- I’ve never met her under her current identity). When referring to someone’s pre-transition life, is it correct to use their identity and pronouns as they presented at the time, or to refer to them as their present gender retroactively? In this case I’m talking about someone who I only knew as a curly haired prepubescent boy, so though I consciously know that they’ve transitioned I’ve never met them since.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

I tried Harry Potter, I really did. I even tried listening to the Stephen Fry spoken word (back when it first came out). But just didn't get on with it. Watched about 10 mins of one of the films, didn't grab me at all.
Stephen Fry reads Harry Potter sounds like the sort of thing that would summon Lib Dems into your living room and turn frogs gay (but the sort of urbane metropolitan type of gay frog that doesn't Do Crimes and instead has opinions on why the minorities are so loud these days).

OwlFancier posted:

And that the inventor of the crookes radiometer was an experimental theologian.
This is also true in real life. William Crookes was massively into paranormal and spiritual research as well as vacuum tubes and chemistry, and was interested in ways of detecting spiritual forces.

And looked pretty much like you'd expect.


OwlFancier posted:

It's strange in that it's religion shaped but it doesn't actually have much actual religion in it. Like they all live in an abbey but they don't appear to have any actual religion.
There's a joke about pretty much every state religion in the 21st century in here.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Is the RMT a decent union?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
It was the union of Big Bob Crow when he was alive, and regularly pisses off the right type of people, so I'll say yes.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Cerv posted:

coop this morning had a sign by the till asking “please consider if your lottery ticket / scratch card is really an essential purchase”

if we come out of this crisis with a permanent cultural shift from ‘the customer is always’ right to passively aggressively telling your customers to gently caress off, that’d be a silver lining
I look forward to being able to do that

Perhaps the shops can stop selling things that they think aren't essential?

bessantj posted:

Is the RMT a decent union?

The RMT is about the only union in the country willing to flex its muscles. And they are considerable muscles. It is also, just coincedentally I'm sure, one of the fastest growing trade unions in the country. Also notable, they are one of the bigger unions not affiliated with Labour.

forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 11:24 on Apr 10, 2020

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
I've figured out what the problem with smoking is: it satisfies every craving. No matter what I've got an urge for, it can be satisfied with a ciggie. Unless the urge is to not have lung cancer, I guess.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Jose posted:

my issue now is finding some that have a full range of guards instead of going only to a 4

I bought some thinning scissors as well because they seem idiot proof.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Thanks. I've yet to join a union and it sounds like the one I should be joining.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

communism bitch posted:

I've figured out what the problem with smoking is: it satisfies every craving. No matter what I've got an urge for, it can be satisfied with a ciggie. Unless the urge is to not have lung cancer, I guess.

bad time to be smoking with a killer respiratory virus pandemic happening

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Maugrim posted:


I guess I just read whatever came within reach as a kid. Hardy Boys (my English teacher used to scowl when he caught me with this trash instead of Thomas Hardy). Duncton Wood! Amazing stuff.

E: my mum gave me a copy of Clan of the Cave Bear by Jean Auel. I found the sequels later in my grandmother's bookshelf and holy poo poo they're basically porn after a point.

Our English teacher tried to make us read Thomas Hardy for O-level. After 2 tedious lessons of going round the class with people reading a paragraph each (nothing more guaranteed to turn people off reading than waiting for the slow reader to stumble through a paragraph you can read yourself in 2 seconds) of Return of the Native (is that the one with the 'red man'?) we rebelled. She found a great syllabus for us to follow which gave a wide range of authors and meant I could do Orwell and Huxley.

I devoured the Clan of the Cave Bear series (in my early 30s when I found it) but I did get a bit fed up with Jondala discovering Ayla's 'wells' and Ayla essentially inventing everything from weaving baskets to riding horses!

Flipswitch
Mar 30, 2010


Ya should all buy the ukmt fudge BTW it is excellent

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
https://twitter.com/imraansiddiqi/status/1248445281454010368

this owns lol

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

forkboy84 posted:

Perhaps the shops can stop selling things that they think aren't essential?

with an attitude like that you’ll never get high in management

I’m sure the cashiers would love to, and give over the space to something useful instead

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde

Darth Walrus posted:

lol, look at the apology.

The guy was just too delighted at the prospect of threatening people for their shopping choices.

Just tweeting my police state fanfic on main :cop::fh:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Cerv posted:

with an attitude like that you’ll never get high in management

Nicest thing you've ever said to me Cerv

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Got a newsletter from Verso immediately after one from Argos and was a bit confused for a second.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Cerv posted:

with an attitude like that you’ll never get high in management

I’m sure the cashiers would love to, and give over the space to something useful instead

What's "non-essential" though? Thinking of the stock of even those ridiculous Tesco Extra places you could certainly make a case for everything in there being essential to someone, somewhere.

TVs? Well if you're on the Belmarsh Activity Plan, locked in 23.5 hours a day, and your telly breaks a new one is pretty loving essential. Ditto DVDs, consoles, and all other entertainment stuff.

Toys and games? Millions of parents are now having to deal with kids who are well over the novelty of not being at school and not being allowed out to play. A couple of Lego sets and a paddling pool will make things a lot easier for parents and kids alike.

Clothing? Well, there's more of a debate there, but the longer the lockdown goes on (and the warmer the weather gets) the more essential a new pair of shorts gets. Also kids aren't miraculously not growing because of the lockdown.

The point isn't that we're all supposed to now live a life of Spartan self-denial, it's to slow down the spread of a disease. Someone picking up some new undies and a couple of packets of seeds along with their weekly shop isn't causing any extra harm.

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum
Some more breakfast birds. Today a blackbird with hot tongue action, a robin and the bullfinches love black sunflower seeds:



Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
I just feel bad that I can't have restaurant food atm. I generally leave a bit aside each month for one per week, just to have that little bit of food I like without having to cook.

Now I don't feel able to because the only places that are open clearly don't care about their workers.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

*Gambler rolls into the casino, put his life savings on black, and instantly loses everything*

Newsguy: BUT WHY DID MY FRIEND DESERVE TO GET WIPED OUT :saddowns:

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
https://twitter.com/ComputerChick1/status/1248330647724347395?s=20

radmonger
Jun 6, 2011

big scary monsters posted:

Corbyn failed at the ballot box, but the purpose of politics isn't to win elections, it's to win policies. I think Corbynism had plenty of success there - the current Tory government is cribbing from his manifesto.

Counterpoint is that by not being competitive in the election, Corbyn allowed Boris to run further to the right than he would have been able to get away with otherwise.

which you think is true will depend on how well you rate current Tory policies; they don’t seem that great to me.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



Really glad now for the big hedge around our garden meaning no one can see me sat at the bottom of the garden reading

This is so loving dumb. The police are so stupid.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

radmonger posted:

Counterpoint is that by not being competitive in the election, Corbyn allowed Boris to run further to the right than he would have been able to get away with otherwise.

which you think is true will depend on how well you rate current Tory policies; they don’t seem that great to me.

Counter-counterpoint is that a competitive centrist Labour would have forced Boris further to the right to distinguish his manifesto from theirs. Or the Tories rely on their incumbant advantages like friendly press and institutional bias towards them to basically do whatever the hell they want and pretend that the Tories play by the rules rather than make them.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Pretty poo poo police state. I would at least have stamped on that pink football at the end to demonstrate my authority.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
What legislation has there been so far granting police additional powers and creating new crimes related to quarantine and infection. Or under what existing legislation are police harassing people out shopping and sitting in their gardens? Does someone have a good summary?

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

I'm signed off work sick atm but I ring my boss every week or so as a courtesy and the last time they said to make sure to wear my badge and lanyard from I leave the house if I'm coming into work. Like a lot of others in the NHS we don't wear a uniform. Didn't think much of it at the time but presumably someone has been on the receiving end of something like this and that's even more dangerous in NI where there are so many people well experienced in vigilantism

Also doing circles for dots really doesn't contribute a threatening aura to a missive, imo

goddamnedtwisto posted:

The point isn't that we're all supposed to now live a life of Spartan self-denial, it's to slow down the spread of a disease. Someone picking up some new undies and a couple of packets of seeds along with their weekly shop isn't causing any extra harm.

This is actually the life that many would assert people on benefits should be living because of the last couple of decades of government policy and messaging. There are reels of TV shows from the past decade that were pretty much just pointing the camera at the stuff people on benefits have in their houses. It'll be interesting to see if people change their minds having had a taste of the experience thems... lol no :laugh:

blunt
Jul 7, 2005


So we're starting with vote leave constituencies, right?

So rarely does an opportunity to literally reap what you sow appear...

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


It's funny that our cops are also just making it up as they go along like our gov
Theyr just bored

Even our police state is illusory

justcola
May 22, 2004

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

forkboy84 posted:

Really glad now for the big hedge around our garden meaning no one can see me sat at the bottom of the garden reading

This is so loving dumb. The police are so stupid.

Hate the way they speak so patronisingly to him. As I've had it I'm now more worried about some over-eager police officer fining me for going outside for a cig (I have no garden or yard so have to go out back?)

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I think you could get away with smoking as your once daily government authorised exercise.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

crispix posted:

This is actually the life that many would assert people on benefits should be living because of the last couple of decades of government policy and messaging. There are reels of TV shows from the past decade that were pretty much just pointing the camera at the stuff people on benefits have in their houses. It'll be interesting to see if people change their minds having had a taste of the experience thems... lol no :laugh:
No see I bought my loving massive flatscreen before they made us all go on benefits, where themmuns get a free TV from the magic scrounger store that I can't see but is funded entirely by My Taxes what I Pay.

e: It's like Hogwarts but for teen pregnancy and immigrants.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
The pharmacy has already switched the tone to being able to tell people 'no it's not ready yet, please go away' and it's kind of glorious. No, you can't jump the queue. No, we can't do yours first. No, you can't come in if two people are already in here. gently caress off out of it. We're doing our best for everyone and it's kind of nice to not have to roll over constantly for the minority of selfish arseholes.

Also I have to work today for three hours and I'm getting paid well over the odds for it, whee

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Surely we've come full circle on the flat screen TVs by now and we've got unemployed council estate scroungers in track suits sniffing haughtily and saying I don't even own a TV actually.

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