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a glitch posted:>Challenge the Costco manager to a duel. If you win, become the new Costco manager.
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Anton Chigurh posted:>jump out of the truck with Babe and head into Costco Hyrax Attack! posted:>Go to Costco optical dept. Get Babe a pair of kicking rad sunglasses. a glitch posted:>Challenge the Costco manager to a duel. If you win, become the new Costco manager.
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Apr 11, 2020 17:20
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Hyrax Attack! posted:>Go to Costco optical dept. Get Babe a pair of kicking rad sunglasses.
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Apr 11, 2020 17:35
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>Buy Goldbond powder for Babe's ginormous ballsack. I'm sure the poor thing chafes.
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Apr 11, 2020 18:04
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> Rob Costco for some sweet cash cash money
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Apr 11, 2020 18:06
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Papa Emeritus III posted:>Buy Goldbond powder for Babe's ginormous ballsack. I'm sure the poor thing chafes. its already well lubed with hand sanitizer
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Apr 11, 2020 18:14
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> Get Kirkland whiskey Need that house brand
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Space T Rex posted:its already well lubed with hand sanitizer Won't that dry them out?  Edit: For content, cash stimulus check, buy tacky women's yoga pants or hip hop looney tunes shirts or whatever clothes they carry at Costco for awesome bargains Papa Emeritus III fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Apr 11, 2020 |
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Apr 11, 2020 18:40
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Anton Chigurh posted:>jump out of the truck with Babe and head into Costco
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> Take truck's keys with you as you leave. Wouldn't want anyone making an escape with it.
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>Take off boot >Put boot in inventory >Remove boot from inventory >Put boot on truck
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pixaal posted:>Take off boot That's some sam & max logic there and I love it.
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Hyrax Attack! posted:>Go to Costco optical dept. Get Babe a pair of kicking rad sunglasses.
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this is the most insane story involving a pig i've ever read
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Papa Emeritus III posted:Won't that dry them out? Dry balls are the least of our concerns right now
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Pinche Rudo posted:>have Carl gun it in reverse and slam on the brakes, sending the corpses all over the Costco entrance shock and awe
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Sjs00 posted:Dry balls are the least of our concerns right now Can't stop thinking 'bout that pig. And them hot dogs.
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Apr 12, 2020 01:34
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Why did we go to Costco with no money. WHY?
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>Go to head shop/weed dispensary next door. Or >Go behind Costco. Buy crack. Get chore boy and glass pen from inside. Smoke da crizack
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:> add Carl to inventory
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Sjs00 posted:Dry balls are the least of our concerns right now You don't speak for all of us
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Angelwolf posted:Why did we go to Costco with no money. WHY? We're literally wrapped in it, toilet paper is the world's new reserve currency.
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Pinche Rudo posted:>have Carl gun it in reverse and slam on the brakes, sending the corpses all over the Costco entrance
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> point femurs at Carl and tell him to give us his wallet > go into Costco and buy toilet paper so we can mummy up Babe
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Pinche Rudo posted:>have Carl gun it in reverse and slam on the brakes, sending the corpses all over the Costco entrance drive at the Costco at full speed then do a sick rear end corkscrew maneuver to send all the corpses careening about
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Giraffe posted:> go into Costco and buy toilet paper so we can mummy up Babe
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> Attack the Cosco > Don't stop fighting until you find the toilet paper. Those FUCKERS might tell you they're out, but I bet there's plenty of toilet paper in The Back.
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> Get the kid some candy or something. Poor kid.
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Pinche Rudo posted:>have Carl gun it in reverse and slam on the brakes, sending the corpses all over the Costco entrance   Hyrax Attack! posted:>Go to Costco optical dept. Get Babe a pair of kicking rad sunglasses. 
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Apr 12, 2020 07:17
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> find the toilet paper and poo poo on it
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>get a Costco hotdog
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promising carl posted:> Get the kid some candy or something. Poor kid. Why the gently caress did you drive away and abandon us CARL. >Head to the Costco auto repair bay
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corgski posted:> find the toilet paper and poo poo on it > realise you've shat over all of the paper before you used it for the typical use, which is an immediate issue now that you've shat > locate three Belgian chocolate seashells
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>Hit the liquor section and chug the most expensive bottles >Scatter toilet paper all over the aisle and lie in it making TP angels while making GBS threads Let's live like kings!
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Apr 12, 2020 08:35
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Grab all the crab legs and attach them to yourself. For science. 
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Apr 12, 2020 08:48
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Babe doesn't seem to like her sunglasses. > Demand to see the manager
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>find the gun section >arm up
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>to the guns asile!! then it's toilet paper season
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Booty Pageant posted:>to the guns asile!! then it's toilet paper season Costco doesn’t sell guns or ammo. You can’t take one in either unless you’re in law enforcement. Not even in Texas.
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