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Previous incarnations of this thread have included the phrase "degloving of the penis."
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Apr 12, 2020 06:02
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From a FB group I stalk for work purposes:
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Apr 12, 2020 06:07
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chitoryu12 posted:Previous incarnations of this thread have included the phrase "degloving of the penis." No glove, no love.
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Apr 12, 2020 06:08
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Memento posted:During my first week of mechanic's trade school, they told us not to gently caress about with compressed air, not to gently caress about with bearings and definitely not to gently caress about with compressed air and bearings. A dude in second year clearly missed that class and as another student was walking over to tell him why it was a bad idea to spin up a bearing on his little finger with compressed air regardless of the cool noise it made, it seized and twisted his fingat straight off. I didn't see the end result but the high pitched whizzing whine of the bearing was replaced by a high pitched wheezing scream from the student. Didn't see him again after that. Well, now he'll never be Dr. Evil for halloween.
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Apr 12, 2020 06:09
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Memento posted:During my first week of mechanic's trade school, they told us not to gently caress about with compressed air, not to gently caress about with bearings and definitely not to gently caress about with compressed air and bearings. A dude in second year clearly missed that class and as another student was walking over to tell him why it was a bad idea to spin up a bearing on his little finger with compressed air regardless of the cool noise it made, it seized and twisted his fingat straight off. I didn't see the end result but the high pitched whizzing whine of the bearing was replaced by a high pitched wheezing scream from the student. Didn't see him again after that. I wonder if it's possible to adapt this to a stuck fastener.
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Apr 12, 2020 06:29
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I think my first introduction to what "degloving" meant was a description of some kind of accident, and I can't remember if it was factory-related or what, that involved a woman's hair getting caught in some kind of machinery and her being scalped, like forehead to nape of the neck. After that every other example of it that I have heard has only served to drive home the point it is one of the more horrifying words there is.
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Apr 12, 2020 07:08
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The first time I ever heard he term was someone that had gotten a metallic wedding ring between 2 high voltage terminals in an aircraft wiring harness and cooked their finger like one of those 1950's hotdog cookers and basically all the flesh came off when they finally got it out. The pictures will probably stay with me until they day I die.
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Apr 12, 2020 07:24
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Degloving is an amazingly evocative medical term, up there with "injuries not compatible with life"
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Apr 12, 2020 07:28
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I heard the term devolving in reference to someone dunking a basketball and getting a ring stuck on a net hook or something. Not sure if that was actually possible though
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Apr 12, 2020 07:55
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I dunno, you put a lot of weight on a small portion of the body and a metal thing with potentially sharp edges and I'm pretty sure it'll remove itself from the body fairly quickly. Hell, there used to be problems with the hangman noose being too tall or long and popping the heads off the people getting hung. I can easily imagine a ring doing some damage during the drop from the net to the ground.
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Apr 12, 2020 07:59
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Sankis posted:Degloving is an amazingly evocative medical term, up there with "injuries not compatible with life" “morselized”
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Apr 12, 2020 09:39
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Penile bifurcation
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Apr 12, 2020 11:03
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Ak Gara posted:Penile bifurcation Conan! What is best in life? (about seven people on the planet will get that reference, and I doubt any of them post here)
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Apr 12, 2020 11:09
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EoinCannon posted:I heard the term devolving in reference to someone dunking a basketball and getting a ring stuck on a net hook or something. Not sure if that was actually possible though Completely plausible. My brother almost had it happen to him when jumping down from a warehouse shelf and his wedding ring got caught on a hook of some sort. Thankfully it was a cheap ring that deformed and he got away with a broken knuckle instead of losing a fingat.
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Apr 12, 2020 11:17
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Ak Gara posted:Penile bifurcation people do this on purpose sometimes
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Apr 12, 2020 11:20
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https://i.imgur.com/JuZfMio.mp4
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Apr 12, 2020 12:33
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How hard is it to get into things like researching human factors?
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Apr 12, 2020 13:16
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Following correct procedure by wearing helmets, and not going onto the top step. 10/10.
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Apr 12, 2020 13:16
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Frazzbo posted:Following correct procedure by wearing helmets, and not going onto the top step. 10/10. I mean, they obviously know what they're doing. Sun maintenance is not some fly-by-night operation.
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Apr 12, 2020 13:36
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I dunno, you put a lot of weight on a small portion of the body and a metal thing with potentially sharp edges and I'm pretty sure it'll remove itself from the body fairly quickly. Hell, there used to be problems with the hangman noose being too tall or long and popping the heads off the people getting hung. I can easily imagine a ring doing some damage during the drop from the net to the ground.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_Table_of_Drops
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Apr 12, 2020 13:37
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Lol at it capping out at like 200lbs
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Apr 12, 2020 13:41
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Fatkraken posted:Lol at it capping out at like 200lbs Time for another goon project.
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Apr 12, 2020 13:49
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Fatkraken posted:Lol at it capping out at like 200lbs Would be OSHA to hang someone heavier than that. Guidelines say to use the guillotine.
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Apr 12, 2020 13:51
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Sankis posted:Degloving is an amazingly evocative medical term, up there with "injuries not compatible with life" I’ve gotten to use that phrase twice as an EMT, both from car accidents.
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Apr 12, 2020 14:13
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I’ve gotten to use that phrase twice as an EMT, both from car accidents. In one of Randall Munroe's "What Ifs?" someone asked him what would happen if you focused all of the sun's energy at a single point, and how you would die if you were standing there. His response has always stuck with me: "You don't die of anything in the traditional sense. You just stop being biology and start being physics."
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Apr 12, 2020 14:15
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Memento posted:Conan! What is best in life? To crush your enemy, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women
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Apr 12, 2020 14:56
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Explosionface posted:To crush your enemy, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women I'm sorry, it's women, of course, dinosaurs, and the violence of the octagon.
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Apr 12, 2020 15:03
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Memento posted:Conan! What is best in life? Lol, it was my first thought. At least, my thought was of Warren Ellis sharing posts like that with that phrase. Was it on LiveJournal at the time?
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Apr 12, 2020 15:05
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looks like this guy only had Life 1.0, but these injuries would require at least Life XP
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Apr 12, 2020 15:07
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Z the IVth posted:Would be OSHA to hang someone heavier than that. Guidelines say to use the guillotine. And what if they're so fat they don't have a discernible neck?
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Apr 12, 2020 15:12
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https://i.imgur.com/0CBkzjW.gifv
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Apr 12, 2020 15:21
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"Hello, this is Mike....yeah Mike Mulligan" "YEAH THAT MIKE MULLIGAN" "Okay you remember that steam shovel?"
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Apr 12, 2020 15:31
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Mozi posted:looks like this guy only had Life 1.0, but these injuries would require at least Life XP Why couldn't they just cast life on Aeris?
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Apr 12, 2020 15:33
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Hot drat, are those the heads of anchor bolts being popped off? Earth heavy.
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Apr 12, 2020 15:36
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You can also see water pouring out at the bottom.
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Apr 12, 2020 15:37
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Yeah, it was a wall collapse in Istanbul. https://digg.com/video/retaining-wall-istanbul https://www.geoengineer.org/news/disastrous-retaining-wall-failure-followed-by-building-collapse-in-turkey
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Apr 12, 2020 15:42
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Lazyhound posted:“morselized” is that the next step after gibbed?
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Apr 12, 2020 15:49
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Mozi posted:looks like this guy only had Life 1.0, but these injuries would require at least Life XP Chet is running a bit slow after the accident, looks like we will have to defrag him again Lazyhound posted:“morselized” The most delicious way to die
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Apr 12, 2020 16:34
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Cartoon Man posted:I don’t know what it’s for, but watching this: I'm remembering a post... maybe in the meme thread? one of these big hydraulics slamming on a disc, with it labelled "My rear end" and a guy with a broom sweeping off he slag or whatever labelled "maybe a little lube"
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Apr 12, 2020 16:42
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drat, even Superman would fly there and just be like "Nope. Sorry guys, nothing I can do here." and just fly off.
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Apr 12, 2020 17:47
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