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nockturne: Aug 5, 2008; Soiled Meat

ilmucche posted:

>Check quest log, what even is the goal here?

# ? Apr 13, 2020 08:38

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 00:32

Tenzarin: Jul 24, 2007; .; Taco Defender

a glitch posted:

>Challenge the Costco manager to a duel. If you win, become the new Costco manager.

# ? Apr 13, 2020 08:42

VivaLa Eeveelution: Apr 3, 2011

ilmucche posted:

>Check quest log, what even is the goal here?

I hope there's nothing in there about not abducting orphans

# ? Apr 13, 2020 09:28

Beartaco: Apr 10, 2007; by sebmojo

MisterJed posted:

> pick up some dvds to watch with Carl

> Call Carl and ask if he has any preferences. I hear the new Tarantino movie is pretty good.

# ? Apr 13, 2020 09:29

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Goals are for the small minded. We think BIG

# ? Apr 13, 2020 09:29

corgski: Feb 6, 2007; Silly goose, you're here forever.

The MSQ is probably all just tutorial fodder for people who�ve never played a CYOA before *fails to dash-jump a dozen times before writing an article about how much this game sucks*

# ? Apr 13, 2020 09:33

duck monster: Dec 15, 2004

> Capture Costco PA and announce "The Corpse collector van has abandoned you. Its every man for themselves".|
> Charge around on battle vehicle enforcing social distancing

# ? Apr 13, 2020 10:10

fins: May 31, 2011; Floss Finder

>obtain 6 feet.

# ? Apr 13, 2020 10:42

a glitch: Jun 27, 2008; no wait stop; Soiled Meat

ilmucche posted:

>Check quest log, what even is the goal here?

Also, if this is New Game +;

>View alternate outfits

If not,

a glitch posted:

>Challenge the Costco manager to a duel. If you win, become the new Costco manager.

a glitch fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Apr 13, 2020

# ? Apr 13, 2020 12:21

Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

ilmucche posted:

>Check quest log, what even is the goal here?

# ? Apr 13, 2020 12:23

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

>remove child from inventory, use as a hostage/bartering chip to continue your leisure shopping in CostCo

# ? Apr 13, 2020 13:42

wynott dunn: Aug 9, 2006; What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

a glitch posted:

>Challenge the Costco manager to a duel. If you win, become the new Costco manager.

# ? Apr 13, 2020 13:46

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

ilmucche posted:

>Check quest log, what even is the goal here?

lmao the goal will be �stay in your house and avoid all human contact�

# ? Apr 13, 2020 14:32

The Dirtiest Harry: May 31, 2011; "Now you know why they call me Dirty Harry: every dirty job that comes along."

ilmucche posted:

>Check quest log, what even is the goal here?

We need purpose. And perhaps later >acquire porpoise.

# ? Apr 13, 2020 14:44

Lord Decimus Barnacle: Jun 25, 2005; Hell Gem

ilmucche posted:

>Check quest log, what even is the goal here?

I think this game is like Skyrim where there is no goals

>Go to nearest Costco customer and cast CO-RO-NA

# ? Apr 13, 2020 14:55

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

it is time

a glitch posted:

>Challenge the Costco manager to a duel. If you win, become the new Costco manager.

>once you have control of the PA system, put on a 24 hour tape of Louie Louie

# ? Apr 13, 2020 15:08

The Strangest Finch: Nov 23, 2007

ilmucche posted:

>Check quest log, what even is the goal here?

VivaLa Eeveelution posted:

I hope there's nothing in there about not abducting orphans

>if so ABANDON "dont abduct orphans" quest.

# ? Apr 13, 2020 15:22

Arrhythmia: Jul 22, 2011

ilmucche posted:

>Check quest log, what even is the goal here?

# ? Apr 13, 2020 15:31

Tenzarin: Jul 24, 2007; .; Taco Defender

Johnny Truant posted:

>once you have control of the PA system, put on a 24 hour tape of Louie Louie

This but one change

>once you have control of the PA system, put on a tape of Dio Holy diver on loop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lvs2FzF64o

>also paint tiger stripes on babe

# ? Apr 13, 2020 15:32

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

Pinche Rudo posted:

>have an epiphany after being surrounded by all the capitalist excess

>recruit the staff to make their own battle wagons and join you forming a new People's Liberation Army to destroy the Quarantine council

# ? Apr 13, 2020 15:42

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

Our throne shall rise from the ashes of the old world

> burn this fucker to the ground

# ? Apr 13, 2020 15:44

Sjs00: Jun 29, 2013; Yeah Baby Yeah !

EorayMel posted:

>remove child from inventory, use as a hostage/bartering chip to continue your leisure shopping in CostCo

>There's no child

# ? Apr 13, 2020 16:44

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Sjs00 posted:

>There's no child

> only Zuul

# ? Apr 13, 2020 16:46

Giraffe: Dec 12, 2005; Soiled Meat

> If someone tries to check our receipt on the way out, use battle wagon on them.

# ? Apr 13, 2020 17:33

guidoanselmi: Feb 6, 2008; I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

does someone have links to the old atma CYOAs?

# ? Apr 13, 2020 17:34

Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

>Construct idol depicting the Horseman of the Apocalypse, Pestilence

# ? Apr 13, 2020 17:43

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Xelkelvos posted:

>Construct idol depicting the Pigman or Horsepig of the Apocalypse, Pigstilence

# ? Apr 13, 2020 18:09

Shankel Magnus: Jul 4, 2007; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

> Ride your murder wagon to Washington to fight the ones responsible for the quarantine.

# ? Apr 13, 2020 18:22

Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

>develop a weird trait where you occasionally lean down to babe, as if babe has beckoned you over, and "listen" to babe tell you stuff and go, "mhmm, mhmm, I agree and I like that and I will proceed" before doing weird/bad/wrong/badong/comical things

# ? Apr 13, 2020 18:44

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

guidoanselmi posted:

does someone have links to the old atma CYOAs?

There are definitely a few in the goldmine

# ? Apr 13, 2020 18:49

Space T Rex: Sep 15, 2007; Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell

>Construct ramp
>Jump freshwater shark aquarium

# ? Apr 13, 2020 19:16

Plumps: Apr 21, 2010

>continue to harvest the skulls of everyone you meet, living or dead

# ? Apr 13, 2020 19:40

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

ilmucche posted:

>Check quest log, what even is the goal here?

seems to be gruesomely covering ourselves and others in poo poo and rancid gore from dead bodies

# ? Apr 13, 2020 20:32

Giraffe: Dec 12, 2005; Soiled Meat

Play posted:

seems to be gruesomely covering ourselves and others in poo poo and rancid gore from dead bodies

First trip to Costco?

# ? Apr 13, 2020 20:55

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

Play posted:

seems to be gruesomely covering ourselves and others in poo poo and rancid gore from dead bodies

It's the end result at least

# ? Apr 13, 2020 21:46

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

ilmucche posted:

>Check quest log, what even is the goal here?

# ? Apr 13, 2020 22:12

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

>Ask CostCo cashier how to join the Thieves Guild, seductively stripping out of hazmat suit to help inquire.

# ? Apr 13, 2020 22:19

a glitch: Jun 27, 2008; no wait stop; Soiled Meat

Atma posted:

Hang on, are we a virgin? That could have a big impact on becoming a vampire.

>Confirm weather you are a virgin or not

# ? Apr 13, 2020 22:19

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

We should probably try and find that truck again to progress the main quest. I'm pretty intrigued by the thieves guild though. Maybe they'll get in touch since we stile a child. Just in case

>Leave the store walking backwards and flipping the double bird to everyone inside, grabbing something small by the doors on the way our

# ? Apr 13, 2020 22:20

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Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

wait did we already poo poo on the child? or not yet?

# ? Apr 13, 2020 22:20

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