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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
>Invite checkout chick (played by Anna Kendrick) to be our kooky twee wasteland wife

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Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

a glitch posted:

Hang on, are we a virgin? That could have a big impact on becoming a vampire.

>Confirm weather you are a virgin or not

>Afterwards, confirm whether you are a virgin or not.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


> lick every item in the store

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
>report a neighbor for violating quarantine
>publicly shame the costo employees for being outside

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Oh drat, we'll never 100% this badboy if we dont go back to the blue car

>Go back to highway and put poo poo back in butt

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
>Drink some blood.

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
OK, the corpse collection facility is definitely somewhere in Costco. Where else would it be?

> Look behind milk

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":
> Enter Baba Yaga's hut

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Giraffe posted:

> Look behind milk

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

More than a little shocking that we got credit for rescuing that child.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
>create more corpses to lure in another corpse truck. Commandeer truck, follow GPS to home base.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

They already called the quarantine council on us! We just need to build our army to overthrow them

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

gently caress it

>Pray to Nurgle for guidance

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Pinche Rudo posted:

gently caress it

>Pray to Nurgle for guidance

>Summon Nurgle

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

We're going to need an awful big sacrifice to summon the big guy (looks over at Quarantine Council)

Victis
Mar 26, 2008

>search hazmat suit pockets for permit

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
>Randomly poo poo on the ground

Foul Ole Ron
Jan 6, 2005

All of you, please don't rush, everyone do the Guybrush!
Fun Shoe

Pinche Rudo posted:

gently caress it

>Pray to Nurgle for guidance

Best answer right now.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender

RC Cola posted:

>Randomly poo poo on the ground

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
>Predictably poo poo on the ground

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

>poo poo into the air, fountain style

Greaseman
Aug 12, 2007
>Declare "You're not the boss of me you goddamn journal!"

Sjs00 posted:

>Predictably poo poo on the ground

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Fartbox posted:

>poo poo into the air, fountain style

Adding this to the nurgle prayer

Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
We never did go upstairs in the house we started out in.

Fuckin' goons.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Anton Chigurh posted:

We never did go upstairs in the house we started out in.

Fuckin' goons.

> ride Babe back to house, go upstairs, then leave and go back to Costco

Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

guidoanselmi posted:

does someone have links to the old atma CYOAs?

Here are two of them:

MH370.exe
1848.exe

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender

finalellipsis posted:

> ride Babe back to house, go upstairs, then leave and go back to Costco


IS.exe
endtimes.exe
The adventures of satan
The adventures of bob
Bendyman sorry couldn't find the thread so enjoy this frontpage article!

Really in retrospec the frontpage articles might be the best way to view these great stories atma has made for us.

Tenzarin fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Apr 14, 2020

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
If our characters previous actions are any indication, we’re gonna go up the stairs and find that girls mother :ohdear:

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Tenzarin posted:

Bendyman sorry couldn't find the thread so enjoy this frontpage article!

This one is right around the time that the archiver script stopped working. The thread might just be gone forever.

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
>call quarantine hotline and randomly report neighbors for being outside. They were dicks anyway. Also, find address for quarantine place and ride death machine onward to facility.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
> Go to the Baba Yaga section of the Cosco

The Dirtiest Harry
May 31, 2011

"Now you know why they call me Dirty Harry: every dirty job that comes along."

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

> Go to the Baba Yaga section of the Cosco

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

> Go to the Baba Yaga section of the Cosco

Mudfly
Jun 10, 2012

beanieson posted:

>create more corpses to lure in another corpse truck. Commandeer truck, follow GPS to home base.

This. Keep perusing the store but then turn on the staff following you like a zombie that's just been discovered eating.

edit: Actually probably need a better plan to get corpses. Cough on one of them.

Mudfly fucked around with this message at 12:06 on Apr 14, 2020

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

beanieson posted:

More than a little shocking that we got credit for rescuing that child.
We let her out of the car, brought her to someone considerably more responsible, bonded them thorough shared trauma, and then left. Quite frankly we S ranked that poo poo.

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
>Turn around, point at the workers following you and scold them for being outside... and for following you. Who do they think they are, anyway? Society made you do this.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

lol guys imagine if instead of covid-19 it was actually corvid-19 and the symptoms were that a flock of birbs followed u around and you got to watch them make tools out of paperclips and stuff? i would break quarantine soo hard it would rule lmao

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

Call Your Grandma posted:

lol guys imagine if instead of covid-19 it was actually corvid-19 and the symptoms were that a flock of birbs followed u around and you got to watch them make tools out of paperclips and stuff? i would break quarantine soo hard it would rule lmao

:hmmyes:

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Blurry Gray Thing posted:

> Go to the Baby Yoda section of the Cosco

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RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Thanks to the links ive been catching up on old ones. Its surprising we havent had to reload so far, we must be doing something right. Maybe its babe being so drat cool :cool:

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