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ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006


I have no idea why this response hadn't occurred to me. It's perfect in every way.

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0 rows returned
Apr 9, 2007

there are biden supporters?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Gobblecoque posted:

Joe is such an obviously doomed candidate that even huge libs are posting their one or two milquetoast disagreements with the campaign so in november they can shrug their shoulders and say "well i told ya so"

The Jebian campaign vibes for the GE are incredible.

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
Can I get another no joe tag if I lost my last one in the Bernie toxx? The only reason to vote Joe is hoping that if he wins (he won't) state prosecutors go after Trump's rear end - I consider that really unlikely now, and in fact I expect Biden would interfere on Trump's behalf to quash that if he could lmao the decorum-addled old gently caress. gently caress for that matter I could see Obama and the dem congressional leadership intervening for THE HONORABLE FORMER PRESIDENT.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
I will not vote for Joe Biden today.

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Bernie Sanders endorsed Joe Biden
I voted for Bernie Sanders
I will not endorse Joe Biden
I will not vote for Joe Biden

I say, as I proudly increment the "Days with no voting for Joe Biden" calendar

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yxgw41pCJM

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Myron Baloney posted:

Can I get another no joe tag if I lost my last one in the Bernie toxx? The only reason to vote Joe is hoping that if he wins (he won't) state prosecutors go after Trump's rear end - I consider that really unlikely now, and in fact I expect Biden would interfere on Trump's behalf to quash that if he could lmao the decorum-addled old gently caress. gently caress for that matter I could see Obama and the dem congressional leadership intervening for THE HONORABLE FORMER PRESIDENT.

im slowly working my way back thru the thread from the beginning

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


NO JOE NOW
NO JOE TOMORROW
NO JOE FOREVER

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
im writing in eliazabeth warren

138
Oct 28, 2003




im kinda torn between writing in "a swift death" and howie

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

empty whippet box posted:

gently caress joe biden


Organ Fiend
May 21, 2007

custom title

oxsnard posted:

im writing in eliazabeth warren

... Mods?

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012




Is there a transitive property where if someone votes for someone who advocates voting for Joe Biden, the toxx triggers?

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Unfortunately allowed

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Warmachine posted:

Is there a transitive property where if someone votes for someone who advocates voting for Joe Biden, the toxx triggers?

Warren actually hasn't endorsed Biden, and she's the only major candidate not to do so

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Jewel Repetition posted:

Warren actually hasn't endorsed Biden, and she's the only major candidate not to do so

Yeah, but the question still stands. Because writing in Sanders now may trigger a bunch of toxxes.

:kheldragar:

Organ Fiend
May 21, 2007

custom title

Jewel Repetition posted:

Warren actually hasn't endorsed Biden, and she's the only major candidate not to do so

She's waiting for the next rape to drop.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
Can't believe I lost my primo tags.

Kreeblah
May 17, 2004

INSERT QUACK TO CONTINUE


Taco Defender
I am Joe. I am Joe? Joe I am?

That Joe-I-Am! That Joe-I-Am! I do not like that Joe-I-Am!

Would you vote for Joe-I-Am?

I will not vote blue, Joe-I-Am.
I will not vote for Joe-I-Am.

Would you vote blue here or there?

I would not vote blue here or there.
I would not vote blue anywhere.
I don't like fash, Joe-I-Am.
I will not vote for Joe-I-Am.

Would you vote to cut 'Security?
Or Medicare, to kill infirmity?

I will not vote to cut 'Security.
Nor Medicare, to kill infirmity.
I will not vote blue here or there.
I will not, shall not anywhere.
I want real change, Joe-I-Am.
I will not vote for Joe-I-Am.

Would you vote, to aid the bankers?
Or bail out owners of oil tankers?

Not to aid the bankers, nor to bail out tankers.
Not to cut 'Security. Not to kill infirmity.
I would not vote blue here nor there.
I would not vote blue anywhere.
Your record's poo poo, Joe-I-Am.
I will not vote for Joe-I-Am.

Don't you care about RBG?
SCOTUS soon will be five and three!

It doesn't matter. Five four, five three.
You'd need a chudge to pass the GOP.

You might love them! You'll see. I promise!
Just like you love Clarence Thomas!

He is not someone I have respect for.
I don't know what you must project for.
I will not vote to aid the bankers.
I will not vote to bail out tankers.
I will not vote to cut 'Security.
I will not vote to kill infirmity.
I will not vote blue here or there.
I will not, shall not anywhere.
I'm over here, Joe-I-Am.
You're wandering off, Joe-I-Am.

"Me too!" "Me too!" "Me too!" "Me too!"
Don't you think there's process due?

We rightly killed Al Franken's job.
But now it's you, you'll only dodge?
Do you simply lack all decency?
Or just have no sense of recency?
This poo poo is not OK, you arse.
You can't just make this a cynical farce.

Stop the Orange Man from being a king!
You have to do, you know, the thing!

You've not said word one about what you would do
To inspire someone to vote for you.
"Orange Man Bad" is your constant refrain.
That's all you say. Again and again.
I'll say it again, because it seems I must.
You've not done a whit to earn my trust.
I will not vote to aid the bankers.
I will not vote to bail out tankers.
I will not vote to cut 'Security.
I will not vote to kill infirmity.
I will not vote blue here or there.
I will not, shall not anywhere.
I don't owe you my vote, Joe-I-Am.
Nor shall you have it, Joe-I-Am.

How privileged you lot all must be,
To vote for Trump instead of me.
Don't you care about kids in cages?
Or our Job Creators reducing their wages?

When did I say I'm voting for him?
And who built those cages to put them in?
Your offer is more of the same thing that fails us,
In which any disruption to commerce derails us.
I will not vote to aid the bankers.
I will not vote to bail out tankers.
I will not vote to cut 'Security.
I will not vote to kill infirmity.
I will not vote blue here or there.
I will not, shall not anywhere.
I'm through with voting for Republican Lite.
So, I'm out of here. So long. Good night.

Seven Force
Nov 9, 2005

WARNING!

BOSS IS APPROACHING!!!

SEVEN FORCE

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SHITPOSTING

LOVE LOVE DANCING

Squizzle posted:

beginning the slow walk back from the start of the thread. im gonna try to get you all, friendos

Thanks man, appreciate it!

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Warmachine posted:

Yeah, but the question still stands. Because writing in Sanders now may trigger a bunch of toxxes.

:kheldragar:

Bernie Sanders is not Joe Biden :colbert:

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Did anyone see the tweet from Kyle Kulinski about wanting them to blame him for Trump winning again? I don't have twitter so I can't post it. I read a lot of the replies. These liberals are so loving stupid. They think it is our fault that they have never given us even a second thought other than we automatically need to vote blue no matter who. gently caress that. Im done with this party. These people are all pieces of poo poo and they don't deserve people that actually care about the downtrodden to be in their coalition.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Thump! posted:

Bernie Sanders is not Joe Biden :colbert:

Huge if true

Rastor
Jun 2, 2001

ManBoyChef posted:

Did anyone see the tweet from Kyle Kulinski about wanting them to blame him for Trump winning again? I don't have twitter so I can't post it. I read a lot of the replies. These liberals are so loving stupid. They think it is our fault that they have never given us even a second thought other than we automatically need to vote blue no matter who. gently caress that. Im done with this party. These people are all pieces of poo poo and they don't deserve people that actually care about the downtrodden to be in their coalition.

Here you go

https://twitter.com/KyleKulinski/status/1249842584652054530

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Do you hate Joe Biden?

Yeah? Good.

Do you hate his predecessor in Delaware, Chris Coons too? Famous for letting his daughter get molested by Biden and then saying she liked it?

You know - this photo


So it turns out that fucker is getting primaried by Jessica Scarane - who remember's sailor.

I recently got furloughed and I dont even fuckin live in Delaware but I hate Joe Biden so much and by proxy the politicians in his state that I decided to phonebank for Jessica. Before I was furloughed I was also donating and you can too.

https://secure.actblue.com/donate/coosphoto

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


silicone thrills posted:

Do you hate Joe Biden?

Yeah? Good.

Do you hate his predecessor in Delaware, Chris Coons too? Famous for letting his daughter get molested by Biden and then saying she liked it?

You know - this photo


So it turns out that fucker is getting primaried by Jessica Scarane - who remember's sailor.

I recently got furloughed and I dont even fuckin live in Delaware but I hate Joe Biden so much and by proxy the politicians in his state that I decided to phonebank for Jessica. Before I was furloughed I was also donating and you can too.

https://secure.actblue.com/donate/coosphoto

can I emphasize the fact that Chris Coons wrote a loving op ed after this that amounted to "yeah, my daughter loves being groped by joe"

https://www.delawareonline.com/story/news/2019/04/01/coons-addresses-photo-biden-daughter-during-2015-swearing/3333267002/

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

maybe she should write her own article, chris

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


the face of someone who loves to be groped

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
I have tremendously poo poo luck when it comes to toxxes, but hey something I have control over for once!

NOOOOOO JOE!!!


It's a good tweet, but lol if he actually believes the Dems want to win.

Majorian has issued a correction as of 23:58 on Apr 14, 2020

A4R8
Feb 28, 2020

We have a smilie for this now! :mods:

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
No joe toxx, you love to see it, and yet?

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



138 posted:

im kinda torn between writing in "a swift death" and howie

vote guillotine

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



i would like to build a trebuchet and use it to sling the living politicians that we capture towards the castles of those who still elude the grasp of the people

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Still trying to decide between writing in Vermin Supreme, Chairman Daou or Dr. Theodore J. Kaczynski. All vastly superior choices to Joe Biden.

Rastor
Jun 2, 2001

old beast lunatic posted:

Still trying to decide between writing in Vermin Supreme, Chairman Daou or Dr. Theodore J. Kaczynski. All vastly superior choices to Joe Biden.

Write-ins don't get counted, choose someone who's on your ballot

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Rastor posted:

Write-ins don't get counted, choose someone who's on your ballot

no

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

just came by to say gently caress joe biden, definitely not voting for that sack of poo poo

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Rastor posted:

Write-ins don't get counted

That's the point. It's a protest vote.

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Rastor
Jun 2, 2001

Yelling into a pillow is a piss poor protest

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