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gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

"Only in America"? "Whilst"?

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Mr. Sunshine posted:

Malleus Maleficarum, I assume. You can find modern reprints all over the place.

Correct.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Samovar posted:

Ok, ok. I'm dumb and I don't get it. Is there a type of hammer called a D hammer or something?

....well, there is now!

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/disc0pchela/status/1250078075854995457?s=19

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Blue Footed Booby posted:

This is how I ended up with ~$150 of comic books about centaurs, a 15th century manual for witchhunters, a copy of The Rise and Fall off the Third Reich, and socks with pictures of opossums. Drunk shopping is great.

Hell yeah Stinz

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Is she the Nazi centaur lady?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Who What Now posted:

Is she the Nazi centaur lady?
Well, one of them

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Splicer posted:

Well, one of them

In A Centaur's Life, Obama is a centaur but Hitler is not. Can't remember what he is, just that it's the same type as Trump.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.








Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Man, now I want to see one of those old-fashioned taxidermist recreations of animals they were unfamiliar with on a goblin shark. Or a modern incompetent taxidermist’s take on a goblin shark, either way really.

Pitch
Jun 16, 2005

しらんけど

Samovar posted:

Ok, ok. I'm dumb and I don't get it. Is there a type of hammer called a D hammer or something?

PurdWerfect
Aug 29, 2000


Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe

Really hosed up book, by the way. Kramer and Sprenger spend like the first third of the book going "Okay, listen, listen, we know the last five popes said there's no such thing as a witch and yes, technically, there's no such thing as magical powers that aren't granted by God so yes, technically any supposed witch would have to be operating with God's explicit consent but listen these witches are real and we need to kill them all."

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/jillisyoung/status/1247317970881318913







the Gecko With A Pearl Earring is really good

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Wonder who they get their insurance from

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Sound on
https://i.imgur.com/sWK5mJx.mp4

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle
If you access the forums from China it makes you fill in a captcha, it's never made a word until today.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter




dude did the right thing

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



No ring.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

TK-42-1 posted:

dude did the right thing

Imagine having Keanu upset with you...you'd be crushed.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

What an awful way to realize you're not breathtaking

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Blue Footed Booby posted:

This is how I ended up with ~$150 of comic books about centaurs, a 15th century manual for witchhunters, a copy of The Rise and Fall off the Third Reich, and socks with pictures of opossums. Drunk shopping is great.

it really does

It's like Christmas when everything shows up and you've forgotten buying it in the first place

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Mr. Sunshine posted:

Malleus Maleficarum, I assume. You can find modern reprints all over the place.

One would assume ( /hope )he didn't get drunk enough to buy an original edition

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


Original source is this guy on instagram

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Slippery posted:

One would assume ( /hope )he didn't get drunk enough to buy an original edition

One time I woke up to find me eBay inbox contained an autographed original run issue of Tales From the Crypt from the 50s. Dodged a biiiig bullet.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I remember being drunk and angry that I couldn't find a pencil to write something down. A few weeks later I got a delivery of 72 pencils, and 144 pencils.

At least they were a good deal.

A: also a Spongebob lego set. I've never even watched Spongebob :shrug:

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

yaffle posted:

If you access the forums from China it makes you fill in a captcha, it's never made a word until today.



I'm surprised this site is even accessible from China.

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Blue Footed Booby posted:

One time I woke up to find me eBay inbox contained an autographed original run issue of Tales From the Crypt from the 50s. Dodged a biiiig bullet.

Wow, that must have been thousands. But still, wouldn't it have been cool? There was a hardcover collection of those and other EC comics in the library when I was a kid and i remember those stories to this day - amazing stuff.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Goddamn :stare:. If you heard a gunshot off-camera shortly after he walked off after that, nobody would so much as blink at it.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Slippery posted:

Wow, that must have been thousands. But still, wouldn't it have been cool? There was a hardcover collection of those and other EC comics in the library when I was a kid and i remember those stories to this day - amazing stuff.

Yeah. I ended up sober buying a couple volumes of the anthology. A lot of it's quaint by modern standards but overall it holds up.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Memento posted:



Original source is this guy on instagram

:discourse:

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
Someone did this to Mt. Rush Hour in Houston the other day



Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.
the sam houston statue would be funnier

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


Samovar posted:

Ok, ok. I'm dumb and I don't get it. Is there a type of hammer called a D hammer or something?

*Pretends I actually get the joke*

Nobody tell 'em!

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

MizPiz posted:

Phalleus Maleficarum: Witches Just Want The D

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Samovar posted:

Ok, ok. I'm dumb and I don't get it. Is there a type of hammer called a D hammer or something?

Babe! It's 4pm, get the D hammer.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


This is the best one so far

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Ak Gara posted:

I'm surprised this site is even accessible from China.

You needs a VPN and things are slow (gifs!) but other than that it's ok.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I remember being drunk and angry that I couldn't find a pencil to write something down. A few weeks later I got a delivery of 72 pencils, and 144 pencils.

At least they were a good deal.

A: also a Spongebob lego set. I've never even watched Spongebob :shrug:

Gross!

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