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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Some pretty damning maps here. No matter what way you look at it, it’s loss


https://twitter.com/lastpositivist/status/1250179539399069701?s=20

Easily the biggest miscarriage of this campaign

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BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Some pretty damning maps here. No matter what way you look at it, it’s loss


https://twitter.com/lastpositivist/status/1250179539399069701?s=20

Failed campaigns are often harder on the candidate then on the supporters. :cadfan:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1250459862955438082?s=20

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
oh this mother fucker

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Checks got delayed because of this.

Sarern
Nov 4, 2008

:toot:
Won't you take me to
Bomertown?
Won't you take me to
BONERTOWN?

:toot:

BigDave posted:

Failed campaigns are often harder on the candidate then on the supporters. :cadfan:
:perfect:

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

ded posted:

Checks got delayed because of this.

The chud line is that it's the treasury department ordering this, so it's not bigly dondon's fault.


The first thread in comments is chuds talking about the "Russia hoax" and the Steele dossier. Great people, all of them.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Remember when a couple months / years ago we talked about red states juking the covid death stats so they wouldn't look as bad?

https://twitter.com/BGrueskin/status/1250425337227309057

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Florida should stand it's ground against the governor.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

That's quite a bit misleading.

Mutti did a press conference today that was delayed by two and a half hours since they were waiting for the conclusion and evaluation of what the appointed cabinet recommend. (I know, quite shocking that the leader of a Nation would wait for the experts to agree on a course of action, and then making an address based on those recommendations)

What had been announced before the conference was that all large-scale events would be prohibited until 31st of August. People were expecting an "exit strategy" for the lifting of restrictions, but whaz was essentially announced is that the current restrictions would be continued another 3 weeks until May 4th (following the policy of extending the restrictions for no more than 2 to 4 weeks at a time), and that - in the interim - the implementation of regulations for mandatory face mask use would be considered.

That news report of "schools reopening" on May 4th is based on the lifting of school-closings for specific school systems and their related grades under adherence of safety & health precautions to facilitate graduation exams.

What today's press conference essentially meant is that the restrictions are going to continue indefinitely, while relaxation of restrictions for crucial things is being considered.

Hell, the "governor" of Bavaria and Merkel's right hand (lol) specifically mentioned that "beer festivals" and other poo poo would be part of the VERBOTEN events until September, and while I'm sure his super loving conservative heart is hoping that all of this will clear up in the next two months, it was pretty much the guarantee that Oktoberfest will also be shitcanned.

Operational logistics for Oktoberfest usually start in late May/early June, so at this point I'm all but sure that this is a done deal.

And that is a good thing.

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Apr 15, 2020

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Amazon just went from masks are recommended to masks are required when working, even delivery drivers

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Kanye wants everyone to know he's voting for Donnie. Because he buys real estate.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010


I firmly believe that besides underlying mental illness, that accident that gave us "Through the Wire" also gave him brain damage.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


This was a good read imo.

https://forge.medium.com/prepare-for-the-ultimate-gaslighting-6a8ce3f0a0e0

quote:

What in the holy gently caress just happened? I hope you might consider this: What happened is inexplicably incredible. It’s the greatest gift ever unwrapped. Not the deaths, not the virus, but The Great Pause. It is, in a word, profound. Please don’t recoil from the bright light beaming through the window. I know it hurts your eyes. It hurts mine, too. But the curtain is wide open. What the crisis has given us is a once-in-a-lifetime chance to see ourselves and our country in the plainest of views. At no other time, ever in our lives, have we gotten the opportunity to see what would happen if the world simply stopped. Here it is. We’re in it. Stores are closed. Restaurants are empty. Streets and six-lane highways are barren. Even the planet itself is rattling less (true story). And because it is rarer than rare, it has brought to light all of the beautiful and painful truths of how we live. And that feels weird. Really weird. Because it has… never… happened… before. If we want to create a better country and a better world for our kids, and if we want to make sure we are even sustainable as a nation and as a democracy, we have to pay attention to how we feel right now. I cannot speak for you, but I imagine you feel like I do: devastated, depressed, and heartbroken.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



I liked that read.

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012


Why wouldn't he vote R?

The current republican party is literally The Party For Rich People To Get What They Want.

Kanye is loaded, so it is in his self interest to vote Republican.

everyone else voting that way is a stooge, but if capital Gains is a thing for you, it is in your rational financial interest to vote for the "Less taxes for the rich" party.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

BurningChrome posted:

What the gently caress is this Shao khan bullshit?


Dana White has bought an island somewhere converting it to be the UFC fight HQ until they can hold public events again.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I'm trying not to directly link things that make me/you mad, but

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1250491829155500032

I wish injury upon these people.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
Just as a heads up, don't make posts that can be construed as threats against political figures. There's been some recent events and developments that make the whole situation... let's go with "frustrating and problematic."

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

facialimpediment posted:

I'm trying not to directly link things that make me/you mad, but

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1250491829155500032

I wish injury upon these people.

Delivery requires 5-9 days.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


facialimpediment posted:

I'm trying not to directly link things that make me/you mad, but

:glomp:

feel you man

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

McNally posted:

Just as a heads up, don't make posts that can be construed as threats against political figures. There's been some recent events and developments that make the whole situation... let's go with "frustrating and problematic."

Did low tax get a visit from some stern men in stern looking suits again?


edit: Might have check lepers colony, yikes.

Defenestrategy fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Apr 15, 2020

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




McNally posted:

Just as a heads up, don't make posts that can be construed as threats against political figures. There's been some recent events and developments that make the whole situation... let's go with "frustrating and problematic."

Did Lowtax get yet another Secret Service visit?

E:fb

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



QCS thread where it went down and Lowtax comes in at the end to lay down the law.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

McNally posted:

Just as a heads up, don't make posts that can be construed as threats against political figures. There's been some recent events and developments that make the whole situation... let's go with "frustrating and problematic."

what if I just quote fascist posts from tfr calling for protesters to be run over but with a slight edit

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

facialimpediment posted:

I'm trying not to directly link things that make me/you mad, but

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1250491829155500032

I wish injury upon these people.

Y'know, my grandmother, who is in her 90s, grew up on a farm with no running water and tells me that in the winter time people just didn't go to town. I don't know how people of that generation turned out children who are such whiney loving babies.

Why is that guy wearing his garrison cap? I mean, WTF? Probably a National Guardsman who served from 1975-1999 and never deployed anywhere.

And lady, the your hair isn't the problem with your looks.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
They all look like people that no one normal would want to be around anyway.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


:cry: I can't get paint or lawn fertilizer.

JFC get some priorities in order.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

PeterCat posted:

Why is that guy wearing his garrison cap? I mean, WTF? Probably a National Guardsman who served from 1975-1999 and never deployed anywhere.

The oval office cap is like the Harry Potter sorting hat but for dumbasses.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

facialimpediment posted:

I'm trying not to directly link things that make me/you mad, but

Here's an antidote! Fauci was asked about health things and responded with answers about health things! We need a fuckload more of this, rather than political garbage.

https://twitter.com/benyt/status/1250517922516291587

BurningChrome
Jan 18, 2020

They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Dana White has bought an island somewhere converting it to be the UFC fight HQ until they can hold public events again.

Perfect

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
https://twitter.com/futurecanon/status/1250502000640512000

Like something out of a satirical zombie movie parody.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


C.M. Kruger posted:

https://twitter.com/futurecanon/status/1250502000640512000

Like something out of a satirical zombie movie parody.

Weird that they're zombies before getting the virus.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

C.M. Kruger posted:

Like something out of a satirical zombie movie parody.

It's like every single one of Ohio's Karens had their mom and dad show up to a MAGA rally demanding that the local Burger King honor their McDonalds coupons.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Boating fun.


https://twitter.com/wjhenn/status/1250524602935230467?s=21

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
In shocking news to absolutely no one, fish tank pills do not help against covid and give you heart problems.


https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/15/health/new-french-study-hydroxychloroquine/index.html

quote:

A drug that's been touted by President Donald Trump as a "game changer" didn't help hospitalized patients with coronavirus and was associated with heart complications, according to a new study.
"This provides evidence that hydroxychloroquine does not apparently treat patients with Covid 19," said Dr. Paul Offit, an infectious disease specialist at Children's Hospital of Philadelphia. "Even worse, there were side effects caused by the drug -- heart toxicities that required it be discontinued."

BurningChrome
Jan 18, 2020

They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Wake me up when someone gets around to lighting them up.

BurningChrome
Jan 18, 2020

They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

ded posted:

In shocking news to absolutely no one, fish tank pills do not help against covid and give you heart problems.


https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/15/health/new-french-study-hydroxychloroquine/index.html

what about gills tho? Do they help in gill formation?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

BurningChrome posted:

what about gills tho? Do they help in gill formation?

Different pill, you want fish antibiotics.

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piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Different pill, you want fish respiratory agents.
Corrected.
Edit: not a vanity search

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