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Johnny Aztec posted:I want to suddenly find myself 300-400 years in the future, and a historian is excitedly anxious to ask me about the significance of the common themes between the items, and he just has a pile of third and fourth generation Loss reference memes. 'I'm glad you could make it, Mr. Aztec. We keep coming across these symbols and hope you could help us.' 'Of course. What are these symbols?' The historian draws: I II II I- Aztec begins to sweat furiously. In the distance, a dog begins to bark.
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The Maestro posted:The female dams are apparently designed by someone who has no idea what a female dam would look like. The idea of introducing gendered identities to normally non-gendered objects so often treats the familiar as inherently masculine.
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The reason she looks uncertain is because she'd always thought of herself as a dike
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Flint_Paper posted:The reason she looks uncertain is because she'd always thought of herself as a dike 
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Plus it's totally backwards. Putting a finger in was supposed to stop the town from flooding!
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See it's funny because he is loving the anthropomorphized structure
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Just Offscreen posted:See it's funny because he is loving the anthropomorphized structure Nobody has a problem with loving anthropomorphized dams, bridges, viaducts, stiles, or any other infrastructure. People just want a little internal consistency.
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wow i had no idea there was a new silent hill coming out too
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Dewgy posted:wow i had no idea there was a new silent hill coming out too That's a deep cut
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Zil posted:That's a deep cut That's a deep cut
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It's actually pretty shallow, foreskins aren't that thick.
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Zil posted:That's a deep cut What tipped you off?
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I'd ask you to stop, but I don't really have skin in this game.
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poo poo I didn't know there were more of these. These own. https://youtu.be/lm86qDC9NaE
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Dagwood foreverially roastmeatized. Roast turkey is eating Dagwood's right arm and roast beef is eating Dagwood's left arm. Dagwood's hands are already swallowed by greasy roast meat and he cannot escape. Dagwood's hands feel so good inside the roast meat which is warm and soft on his hands. Roast pulled pork is jealous and wants to join but there are no hands to eat. Dagwood cannot resist the temptation of being swallowed alive by giant roast meat.
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The Maestro posted:The female dams are apparently designed by someone who has no idea what a female dam would look like. The idea of introducing gendered identities to normally non-gendered objects so often treats the familiar as inherently masculine. I think we should complain about the implied bestiality first. All animals are born to dams, after all.
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Dominic, you rat! Giving your own brother the ol' spicy pulled pork!
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Whybird posted:Dagwood foreverially roastmeatized. Roast turkey is eating Dagwood's right arm and roast beef is eating Dagwood's left arm. Dagwood's hands are already swallowed by greasy roast meat and he cannot escape. Dagwood's hands feel so good inside the roast meat which is warm and soft on his hands. Roast pulled pork is jealous and wants to join but there are no hands to eat. Dagwood cannot resist the temptation of being swallowed alive by giant roast meat. literally a roast, literally a roast and loving it
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Skwirl posted:Was there a point in time when the comic titled Blondie was actually about Blondie and not Dagwood? Very early, yes. But then people were concerned about the implications of a single female protagonist, so they retooled it to be far blander.
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Elfface posted:Very early, yes. But then people were concerned about the implications of a single female protagonist, so they retooled it to be far blander. I really want an edgy reboot of Blondie, like the Flintstones comic where Fred says "We committed a war crime Barnie."
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Elfface posted:Very early, yes. "Very early" being back in 1930, the strip is old as hell. They made 28 Blondie films between 1938 and 1950 and there were even two Blondie TV sitcoms in 1957 and 1968. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuQkxMl-8lQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wblyhLYKrFg
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Skwirl posted:Was there a point in time when the comic titled Blondie was actually about Blondie and not Dagwood? Ah so it's like the opposite of the band
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System Metternich posted:Hägar gonna get hosed up by Popeye next panel Why? He's not taking any spinach.
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Popeye famously friendly with pirates and people of that sort.
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