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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

ynohtna posted:

it hungers
you are what all life is to it. food!

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Complications
Jun 19, 2014

SpacePig posted:

Don't worry, empty grocery stores and long lines at food banks aren't a sign of capitalism failing at its most basic level. This is actually what socialism is like, so if you don't like this, you don't like socialism.

Trump floated the idea of trumpbux which is unmitigated socialism, Congress voted it through, couple weeks later stores are empty and people are in bread lines. Yup, timeline checks out. Truly, we learned nothing from communism. Clearly America needs to remove the social safety nets it just threw together from the money scraps it had laying around after throwing $6+ trillion at the stock market which is definitely not communism.

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Indiana's 9th, great job bloomington & the louisville suburbs :goodshit:

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Chomp8645 posted:

My dad was in one of these things once (not COVID related, it was a few years ago). My understanding is that it is a device which maybe marginally increases a patients chance of survival in certain situations, while torturing them at comical expense.

oh thats just a standard medical device then

necroid
May 14, 2009


he should set an example for everyone to follow then

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004


remember folks, death threats are totally ok and normal if youre an elected representative threatening your constituents!

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Breakfast All Day posted:

remember folks, death threats are totally ok and normal if youre an elected representative threatening your constituents!

You just have to make sure you don't threaten any specific individuals, and don't imply that you'd be causing any of the harm. So for example, you can totally wish something awful and unfortunate were to happen to a percentage of otherwise unspecified Indiana state legislators. I mean, not because that'd be good, but it'd be the lesser evil, obviously.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Reminder that this machine makes everything you own and runs all your favorite services:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7-fINQZUIM

Clearly if we throw more people into it it will smile on us and give the economy the much-needed rainfall.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Orange Devil posted:

You just have to make sure you don't threaten any specific individuals, and don't imply that you'd be causing any of the harm. So for example, you can totally wish something awful and unfortunate were to happen to a percentage of otherwise unspecified Indiana state legislators. I mean, not because that'd be good, but it'd be the lesser evil, obviously.

I thought the way it worked according to Facebook was you have to add more than one qualifier, so "Bad things should happen to Indiana state legislators who also own one or more cars".

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!


death crew as gently caress

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Shame Boy posted:

I thought the way it worked according to Facebook was you have to add more than one qualifier, so "Bad things should happen to Indiana state legislators who also own one or more cars".

Oh ok, then let's say white and/or male Indiana State legislators.

Lansdowne
Dec 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/CowlonFullerton/status/1250629873615413253

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


It makes sense that Dr. Pepper isn't available, he's probably busy treating covid patients

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Lmao it's not even a single month duration

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Someone linked me something from the website Visual Capitalist Dot Com today and boy that's a fun site

https://www.visualcapitalist.com/media-consumption-covid-19/

Look I don't give a gently caress about people dying or whatever, I want to know what's happening to consumption god dammit!!



Wow, Gen-Z loves Looking At Memes!

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

https://www.visualcapitalist.com/the-front-line-visualizing-the-occupations-with-the-highest-covid-19-risk/



I'm the CEO who's job is more dangerous than *checks notes* mail carriers and janitors.

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!
i see that logo as the pringles guy for some reason

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

I'm the 23% increase in sports news while all sports have been suspended.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Shame Boy posted:

Someone linked me something from the website Visual Capitalist Dot Com today and boy that's a fun site

https://www.visualcapitalist.com/media-consumption-covid-19/

Look I don't give a gently caress about people dying or whatever, I want to know what's happening to consumption god dammit!!



Wow, Gen-Z loves Looking At Memes!

Porn left off because it's 100% and they ran out of colors

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


Giga Gaia posted:

i see that logo as the pringles guy for some reason

drat, it's not! I always thought it was a moustache too.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Shame Boy posted:

https://www.visualcapitalist.com/the-front-line-visualizing-the-occupations-with-the-highest-covid-19-risk/



I'm the CEO who's job is more dangerous than *checks notes* mail carriers and janitors.

Reread the legend.

e. need to read my own advice.

CommonShore has issued a correction as of 21:35 on Apr 16, 2020

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

CommonShore posted:

Reread the legend.

it does appear to say that the job of CEO is more dangerous than janitor but less than teachers

I don’t understand how they are claiming internists are less dangerous and make less money than family medicine. basically all the medical specialties are screwy. dentist should have a danger of about zero because they’re not seeing any patients

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

hobbesmaster posted:

dentist should have a danger of about zero because they’re not seeing any patients

Except plenty of dentists are still seeing patients.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


hobbesmaster posted:

it does appear to say that the job of CEO is more dangerous than janitor but less than teachers

I don’t understand how they are claiming internists are less dangerous and make less money than family medicine. basically all the medical specialties are screwy. dentist should have a danger of about zero because they’re not seeing any patients

CEOs travel a lot and meet a lot of people who also travel a lot

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
Also, all those business lunches and bordello visits.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

CommonShore posted:

Reread the legend.

Nah I know, what I said was right.

Andrast posted:

CEOs travel a lot and meet a lot of people who also travel a lot

Somehow I think CEO's are all locked down at home and telecommuting to meetings instead of traveling while janitors are somehow unable to telecommute :iiam:

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Shame Boy posted:

Nah I know, what I said was right.


Somehow I think CEO's are all locked down at home and telecommuting to meetings instead of traveling while janitors are somehow unable to telecommute :iiam:

I'm sure there are a handful of True Believers out there.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I reread the legend and :psyduck: First glance had me thinking that the size of the balloon was the risk.

Mind you CEOs have been getting it BOJO style - flying everywhere and shaking people's hands all the time

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Shame Boy posted:

https://www.visualcapitalist.com/the-front-line-visualizing-the-occupations-with-the-highest-covid-19-risk/



I'm the CEO who's job is more dangerous than *checks notes* mail carriers and janitors.

the pay scales for engineers and ceos and managers seems a bit low on this tbh

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
you’re thinking of c3p0s

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/BWestbrookAZ8/status/1250563107874918400?s=19

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Maaaaaybe, in some places, if you're single and don't have any debts/extra expenses.


Like yeah some healthy young guy with no dependents living in small town Kansas. Ok maybe he can do 10 weeks with that $1,200 without any trouble. But anyone with a family, or living essentially anywhere on either coast or any major city, loving forget about it.

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer
What's the problem? This should be easy: just cut back on the Starbucks and avocado toast, turn the thermostat down a bit, take shorter showers, and stop using your living room and one of your bedrooms in order to cut back on rent. No problem.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Thanatosian posted:

What's the problem? This should be easy: just cut back on the Starbucks and avocado toast, turn the thermostat down a bit, take shorter showers, form a renters union and go on strike. No problem.

yup

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
it owns that the most charitable thing you can say is that they’re completely detached from the realities the vast majority of Americans face

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

It's the Arrested Development meme again but it's true. Get rich enough and you stop being able to comprehend any amount of money. If anything you want is effectively free to you, all values between zero and billion get blurred together.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?


lol that covers like 60% of my rent and 0% of my utilities

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

Thanatosian posted:

What's the problem? This should be easy: just cut back on the Starbucks and avocado toast, turn the thermostat down a bit, take shorter showers, and stop using your living room and one of your bedrooms in order to cut back on rent. No problem.

Reminds me of when McDonalds put out a budget on how to live on their wages: https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2013/07/mcdonalds-cant-figure-out-how-its-workers-survive-on-minimum-wage/277845/

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Eat This Glob posted:

lol that covers like 60% of my rent and 0% of my utilities

you're not supposed to pay your rent or utilities, you have the llc that owns your house declare bankruptcy, duh

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