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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Football's a team sport, lads.

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Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

Bape Culture posted:

Where do you think a vagina/butthole is my friend

Don't kinkshame.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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Bape Culture posted:

Where do you think a vagina/butthole is my friend

I think its here:

https://i.imgur.com/RqEGeTb.mp4

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/kyle-walkers-england-career-over-21823579

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Yeah. The jerk didn’t invite the gaffer. :(

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
He encouraged people to stay home and have a sex party, I don't get what is so objectionable about this. Broken Britain imo.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

sticksy posted:

He encouraged people to stay home and have a sex party, I don't get what is so objectionable about this. Broken Britain imo.

You can have a sex party with the people in your household but no ordering out.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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sassassin posted:

You can have a sex party with the people in your household but no ordering out.

What if they bring food?

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

pik_d posted:

What if they bring food?
Well depending on what you're doing it might be a case of eating out while ordering in.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Crazy Ted posted:

Well depending on what you're doing it might be a case of eating out while ordering in.

If he's going down on prostitutes he might have more issues than COVID-19.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




He's not that kind of player

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Bundy posted:

He's not that kind of player

He just fucks a lot.

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
https://twitter.com/Sian65785487/status/1251154574993313794?s=19

Yan Valery with some proper psycho poo poo

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
jfc

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


jesus christ

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Wow that's grim

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
loving hell

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
That's a major criminal offence surely?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



It’s gone, what was it?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

It’s gone, what was it?

Yan Valery ***allegedly*** gave his ex a Plan B pill when she was like 6 months pregnant which resulted in the baby developing a heart condition which didn't terminate the pregnancy but led to the baby dying two hours after it was born.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

It’s gone, what was it?

Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.


big crush on Chad OMG posted:

It’s gone, what was it?

Impregnated a woman, tried to get her to have an abortion, she refused, spiked a drink with an abortion pill anyway 20 weeks in which didn't outright kill the baby at the time but gave it a hosed up heart.

e:f,b.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
he also so thoroughly galaxybrained this poo poo that he apparently outright admitted he did it to the girl right after she drank the spiked drink, what a wonderful human being

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/lfcwiII/status/1251258281080782850?s=20

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

oh drat

Brass Hand
Feb 27, 2020

Dammit, Will

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
https://twitter.com/rovrumjay/status/1251248607900176390?s=21

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Isn’t it a crime to write NDAs that cover up crimes n all

Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.


Bape Culture posted:

Isn’t it a crime to write NDAs that cover up crimes n all

Not if it's part of a settlement, I don't think.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Bape Culture posted:

Isn’t it a crime to write NDAs that cover up crimes n all

It’s a crime to break them, that’s for sure

djssniper
Jan 10, 2003


Shrapnig posted:

It’s a crime to break them, that’s for sure

No it's not, depends on the damage, usually a civil suit

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

djssniper posted:

No it's not, depends on the damage, usually a civil suit

Fair, I guess breach of contract falls on the civil side not the criminal side

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Oh hey some posts.. :stonk:

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

:drat:

Bea Nanner fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Apr 18, 2020

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Here’s my prediction... nothing will happen to Yan Valery.

Marcos Alonso undoubtedly killed someone and he’s still playing

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

That's some horrific poo poo but it also seems like a pretty hard thing to prove

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
He seems to be thick as pig poo poo and arrogant to boot. Just ask him if he did it again, he'll probably say yes.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Spurs players being idiots part # who knows

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/apr/21/tottenham-serge-aurier-and-moussa-sissoko-ignore-coronavirus-guidelines-to-train-together

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
To be fair that wasn't outdoor exercise it was two guys going to work like loads of people are doing.

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funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
Aurier was probably only wearing a mask so police wouldn't recognize him

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