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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/conor_tripler/status/1251290984266166278?s=20

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Alan Smithee posted:

australia in a nutshell

"yes I want that bird"

"No I...still want that bird"

If you had fingers that didn't look like delicious sausage worms then they wouldn't get eated. The only thing wrong with this clip is that someone has cooked sauceless pasta in the fridge.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/Alejandrobot/status/1251309187314966528?s=20

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Dok845/status/1251159187461029890?s=19

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


https://twitter.com/ellegist/status/1251193038665285632

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/AmandaFoody/status/1250815506812211202

https://twitter.com/FunkButcher/status/1251039907268755456

https://twitter.com/cmckendry/status/1250600179427872768

https://twitter.com/atdanwhite/status/1250856297370660864

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://twitter.com/StefanieNaps/status/1250095800195133445?s=09

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


Owns because it's impossible to comment without pegging yourself. I'm somewhere in the red square for the record.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://mobile.twitter.com/shit_rock/status/1249756652456357888

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/AAAAAGGHHHH/status/1251334630604587009?s=19

Triarii
Jun 14, 2003

mind the walrus posted:

Owns because it's impossible to comment without pegging yourself. I'm somewhere in the red square for the record.

None of them describe me and no one dates me, checks out

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
Is Oxbridge a new term that I've seen recently or an old term that I've only started to notice?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Mauser posted:

Is Oxbridge a new term that I've seen recently or an old term that I've only started to notice?

First used in the 19th Century.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Doubleposting for content:

https://twitter.com/rollo75/status/1251306995992244224

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/milliedechirico/status/1251280787720163329

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

mind the walrus posted:

Owns because it's impossible to comment without pegging yourself. I'm somewhere in the red square for the record.

I guess I'm "what's the byzantines reference?" Does she date a lot of medieval historians? :shrug:

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Lol, this cracked me up. Strong Garfunkel and Oates energy in there.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

https://twitter.com/SimoneGiertz/status/1251207296954204160

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/OregonProgress/status/1251405721981181953?s=20

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Nintendo: "alright son, you've got 32 kilobytes to play with, make me some loving magic"

Shigeru Miyamoto: "hold my loving pocari sweat and watch this poo poo"

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://twitter.com/A_Rosie_Life/status/1251275590717501440

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


She's a real life Gilbert Ratchet.

(Well, if it also had a big lever which switched between "Gentle Pat", "Strong Thump", "Punch In Face" and there was a comedy vicar involved.)

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/gabimoskowitz/status/1250993053721964544

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/rexchapman/status/1251536740017414144?s=21

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

https://twitter.com/elainaplott/status/1251310682269777922

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/palestdame/status/1251639880855236611?s=21

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/SixthTone/status/1250031048387248130

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

https://twitter.com/paulmoment/status/1251615856800329728

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/taikawaititi/status/1251700876978208768?s=21

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬




It’ll be hilarious if all the awards go to January releases, essentially the dumping ground for crap. The Academy loves to deny allowing eligibility to anything that didn’t get a minimum theatrical release too, so anything that got VOD’d currently isn’t eligible.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

EL BROMANCE posted:

It’ll be hilarious if all the awards go to January releases, essentially the dumping ground for crap. The Academy loves to deny allowing eligibility to anything that didn’t get a minimum theatrical release too, so anything that got VOD’d currently isn’t eligible.

Multiple Academy Award Winning Movie, Sonic The Hedgehog.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/TwoPaddocks/status/1249462223098925056

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Cleretic posted:

Multiple Academy Award Winning Movie, Sonic The Hedgehog.

That would be the only reason I'd bother watching the Oscars. "Uh.. so.. um.. that's what we had qualify this year. And.. well.. yeah."

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

https://twitter.com/darth_erogenous/status/1251590722161184771?s=20

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
more like Master Thief

of valor

morallyobjected
Nov 3, 2012
idgi

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

https://twitter.com/darth_erogenous/status/1251696043760275460?s=20

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

“Master Chief” is a military rank that that man allegedly holds.

“Theft of valor” is a charge that a person is impersonating military experience they never had.

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy
Master Chief is also the main character of the popular Halo videogame franchise.

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


where he fights the alien forces of the covenant, composed in part by aliens called elites

you're welcome, future joke historians

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