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yo mamma a Horus: Apr 7, 2008; Nap Ghost

> give baba yaga corpse heads, to make stew for dear babe

# ? Apr 17, 2020 19:44

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 00:17

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

yo mamma a Horus posted:

> give baba yaga corpse heads, to make stew for dear babe

# ? Apr 17, 2020 20:03

Koaxke: Jan 18, 2009

RepeatingMeme posted:

> "Am I being DETAINED???"

# ? Apr 17, 2020 20:40

Teketeketeketeke: Mar 11, 2007

RepeatingMeme posted:

> "Am I being DETAINED???"

THEN
> Loudly piss and poo poo self
> Reflect magic with Babe's shiny balls

# ? Apr 18, 2020 02:00

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

demand to speak to baba yaga's manager

# ? Apr 18, 2020 02:21

Chevy Slyme: May 2, 2004; We're Gonna Run.

We're Gonna Crawl.

Kick Down Every Wall.

Miss posted:

demand to speak to baba yaga's manager

To demand that the answer be explained.

# ? Apr 18, 2020 02:25

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

Miss posted:

demand to speak to baba yaga's manager

# ? Apr 18, 2020 03:09

Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Miss posted:

demand to speak to baba yaga's manager

# ? Apr 18, 2020 04:13

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

wasnt their like an ELF/Christmas one of these? i can't find it anywhere. i dont know if atma made it but i remember it.

# ? Apr 18, 2020 05:15

wynott dunn: Aug 9, 2006; What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Miss posted:

demand to speak to baba yaga's manager

Costco will learn about this!

# ? Apr 18, 2020 05:28

marathon Stairmaster sesh: Apr 28, 2009; ALL HAIL CEO NUGGET
1988-PRESENT

>ask for Baba Yaga's manager while Babe eats the corpse heads

# ? Apr 18, 2020 07:24

Pinche Rudo: Feb 8, 2005

>have Babe juke Baba yaga like a Madden game and hit the stiff hoof knocking the old witch towards the cauldron

Pinche Rudo fucked around with this message at 08:22 on Apr 18, 2020

# ? Apr 18, 2020 08:20

Mudfly: Jun 10, 2012

> save game

Papa Emeritus III posted:

>PET THE LADY AND SAY "GOOD PIG"

# ? Apr 18, 2020 08:39

alpaca diseases: May 19, 2009

Agree to get mandrake root

# ? Apr 18, 2020 09:41

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Teketeketeketeke posted:

THEN
> Loudly piss and poo poo self
> Reflect magic with Babe's shiny balls

# ? Apr 18, 2020 13:51

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

Papa Emeritus III posted:

>Have Babe turn around, with those shiney hand sanitizer balls, the sheen on Babe's monstrous ballsack act as a mirror and reflect the Lady's power back to her.

I forgot to add save game.

# ? Apr 18, 2020 13:57

Pinche Rudo: Feb 8, 2005

>save the drat game

# ? Apr 18, 2020 16:32

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

Pinche Rudo posted:

>save the drat game

# ? Apr 18, 2020 16:53

RC Cola: Aug 1, 2011; Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Pinche Rudo posted:

>save the drat game

# ? Apr 18, 2020 17:07

Giraffe: Dec 12, 2005; Soiled Meat

But if we die, we can finally see what was upstairs in our house. Maybe it's another Baba Yaga?

Like a male one, with a huge dick hanging down.

# ? Apr 18, 2020 17:23

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Giraffe posted:

But if we die, we can finally see what was upstairs in our house. Maybe it's another Baba Yaga?

Like a male one, with a huge dick hanging down.

There�s probably an anti witchcraft talisman in the bedroom

# ? Apr 18, 2020 17:35

Tenzarin: Jul 24, 2007; .; Taco Defender

If we dont have the option to poo poo everywhere then,

Pinche Rudo posted:

>save the drat game

# ? Apr 18, 2020 19:38

Plumps: Apr 21, 2010

>ram that sucker

>get in the cauldron

# ? Apr 18, 2020 21:19

The Strangest Finch: Nov 23, 2007

>Have Babe push the witch into the cauldron

>use hand sanitizer before eating dinner

# ? Apr 19, 2020 05:24

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Gotta add that cauldron to the covid-wagon

# ? Apr 19, 2020 06:02

Pinche Rudo: Feb 8, 2005

Outrail posted:

Gotta add that cauldron to the covid-wagon

If we make a baba stew let's tow it back to the Costco and give it out as samples

# ? Apr 19, 2020 06:07

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

Outrail posted:

Gotta add that cauldron to the covid-wagon

# ? Apr 19, 2020 06:41

Mudfly: Jun 10, 2012

Giraffe posted:

But if we die, we can finally see what was upstairs in our house. Maybe it's another Baba Yaga?

Like a male one, with a huge dick hanging down.

Actually, Baby Yaga often appears as "a many-faceted figure, capable of inspiring researchers to see her as a Cloud, Moon, Death, Winter, Snake, Bird, Pelican or Earth Goddess, totemic matriarchal ancestress, female initiator, phallic mother, or archetypal image." :eng101:

# ? Apr 19, 2020 06:52

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

>blink until Baba turns into our phallic mother
>start crying, poop self
>overpower baba when she comes to change our diapers

# ? Apr 19, 2020 12:55

Jigsaw: Aug 14, 2008

>make "BABA IS YOU"
>continue as baba

# ? Apr 19, 2020 15:27

Eastbound Spider: Jan 2, 2011

>post update

# ? Apr 19, 2020 17:47

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

Eastbound Spider posted:

>post update

corona.exe has encountered a critical error. Some source files are inaccessible, including Baba Yaga's hut.

Technicians are working on a fix. Sorry for delay.

Update will be posted some time today.

# ? Apr 19, 2020 22:13

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Atma posted:

corona.exe has encountered a critical error. Some source files are inaccessible, including Baba Yaga's hut.

Technicians are working on a fix. Sorry for delay.

Update will be posted some time today.

>UNPLUG the COMPUTER and then PLUG IT back in.

# ? Apr 19, 2020 22:16

Arrhythmia: Jul 22, 2011

>Delete Offending Operator

# ? Apr 19, 2020 22:17

MisterJed: May 9, 2004

> improvise by making a live action version of the next scene

# ? Apr 19, 2020 22:19

CopperHound: Feb 14, 2012

beanieson posted:

>UNPLUG the COMPUTER and then PLUG IT back in YOUR BUTT

# ? Apr 19, 2020 22:25

marathon Stairmaster sesh: Apr 28, 2009; ALL HAIL CEO NUGGET
1988-PRESENT

MisterJed posted:

> improvise by making a live action version of the next scene

# ? Apr 19, 2020 22:27

CopperHound: Feb 14, 2012

Maybe this is one of those things like metal gear where we can change the system time to make the boss die of ~~old age~~ the virus we exposed them to.

Set system clock to May 1st and reset.

# ? Apr 19, 2020 22:34

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

> puppets

# ? Apr 19, 2020 22:43

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 00:17

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

aww screw it

> delete save file
> start new game

# ? Apr 19, 2020 22:46

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