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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
shoelaces are probably to tie off prior to shooting up something

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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

I went a completely different rout with my guess, using the shoe laces to tie off your cock and balls and the rose for sounding.

Drugs aren't really my thing

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Kennel posted:




IIRC the World War comics where pretty bad with True beating the poo poo out of every pacifist.

I'm fascinated with the husband who discusses North pole discovery conspiracy theories to the point of losing friends. Was that a real thing or just something the creator thought amusing?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Kennel posted:




IIRC the World War comics where pretty bad with True beating the poo poo out of every pacifist.

Christ

The ol' ultraviolence really is his response to everything

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol

Randaconda has a new favorite as of 12:30 on Apr 18, 2020

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I still have a billy tooth

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Skwirl posted:

I'm fascinated with the husband who discusses North pole discovery conspiracy theories to the point of losing friends. Was that a real thing or just something the creator thought amusing?

Cook and Peary claimed discovery of the North Pole in 1908 and 1909 respectively. Cook turned out to be a fraud, but there's strong circumstantial evidence that Peary was also lying.

The dispute between the two of them was huge news at the time.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Wait, so the North Pole actually hasn't been discovered yet?

i knew it, the Flat Earthers were right all along

e: I seem to recall a Norwegian at some point but he was probably lying as well, if he even existed

Phlegmish has a new favorite as of 13:12 on Apr 18, 2020

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



norwegians are notorious for tall tales

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Phlegmish posted:

Wait, so the North Pole actually hasn't been discovered yet?

i knew it, the Flat Earthers were right all along

Flat Earthers believe in the North pole, it's the center of the disk they think Earth is, they don't believe in antarctica.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Phlegmish posted:

e: I seem to recall a Norwegian at some point but he was probably lying as well, if he even existed

Norwegians definitely exist, but Finland is just an elaborate hoax

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Norwegians definitely exist, but Finland is just an elaborate hoax

The Red Army begs to differ :gibs:

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


By popular demand posted:

The Red Army begs to differ :gibs:

I think you'll find they were eaten by Baba Yaga.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Phlegmish posted:

Wait, so the North Pole actually hasn't been discovered yet?

i knew it, the Flat Earthers were right all along

e: I seem to recall a Norwegian at some point but he was probably lying as well, if he even existed

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roald_Amundsen

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Cage posted:

Have 2 or 3 more if people are interested in seeing.

no

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Norwegians definitely exist, but Finland is just an elaborate hoax

Have been there, can confirm

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org
Thank you friend I figured the 0 interested posts was hint enough but thanks for the jab.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy

Cage posted:

Thank you friend I figured the 0 interested posts was hint enough but thanks for the jab.

I was interested and then I read them and remembered how not-entertaining daily comics out of context are. It was a good post of bad content.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Norwegians definitely exist, but Finland is just an elaborate hoax

Not that elaborate. They clearly didn't spend very long on coming up with the language. It's just gibberish!

Mierenneuker has a new favorite as of 15:15 on Apr 18, 2020

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
These rule

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Norwegians definitely exist, but Finland is just an elaborate hoax

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Kennel posted:


IIRC the World War comics where pretty bad with True beating the poo poo out of every pacifist.

i have a book of Everett True & i think theres one where he tells some warmongering type to go fight the war himself if hes so gung ho for it (while pushing his hat down over his eyes, naturally)

could be a different WW tho

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Len posted:

I know the little tubes because to quote the Indian guy that runs the small town gas station I grew up near "people use those to smoke crack" but I haven't seen shoelaces at a gas station

For content I made an Instagram for the MM&O quarantine comics and this is a weird,funny, and sad story arc

How do you smoke crack out of a plastic tube? The plastic would melt before the crack could smoke.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Seeing this in isolation makes me think of bone hurting juice.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Norwegians definitely exist, but Finland is just an elaborate hoax

I have yet to see any evidence that Norwegians are not just Danes putting on a funny accent to mess with people.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Who What Now posted:

How do you smoke crack out of a plastic tube? The plastic would melt before the crack could smoke.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Krankenstyle posted:

i have a book of Everett True & i think theres one where he tells some warmongering type to go fight the war himself if hes so gung ho for it (while pushing his hat down over his eyes, naturally)

could be a different WW tho
Yeah, some of them were fine, but there were tons of them for months, so it got quite tiresome.

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

I mean, it's no Nobody Loves A Fat Man, but what is.

Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.
North Pole comic!

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Who What Now posted:

How do you smoke crack out of a plastic tube? The plastic would melt before the crack could smoke.

They’re glass tubes.

The roses are merely an elaborate hoax to justify the tube!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
It's stupid anyway because Santa Claus discovered the North Pole first.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Kennel posted:

Yeah, some of them were fine, but there were tons of them for months, so it got quite tiresome.



Dang lol I wonder how they all with the govt sentiment

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Gann Jerrod posted:

North Pole comic!



I love the photorealistic dogs.

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Krankenstyle posted:

Dang lol I wonder how they all with the govt sentiment

How they all what...?

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I love the photorealistic dogs.

Aren't they the platonic ideal of dogness?

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Slippery posted:

How they all what...?

Oh, YOU know *wiggles eyebrows*

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Chitin posted:

They’re glass tubes.

The roses are merely an elaborate hoax to justify the tube!

So what creative uses are there for the rose?

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
You could probably sound with them. If they're wirey you could even bend your wiener into fun shapes

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