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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:woops sorry in the time i took to post this it went to 30 cents a barrel so what youre saying is that i should buy some oil
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loving bas prices had better start being below $1/gal real soon
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Sir Tonk posted:loving bas prices had better start being below $1/gal real soon Costco by me is down to 1.25 a gallon right now. I'm 39 and when I started driving at 16 gas was around 99 cents a gallon. I could fill up my little Ford Escort and buy a Wild Cherry Pepsi and get a few coins back from a 10 dollar bill.
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WTI crude is currently 1 penny a barrel e: nvm https://twitter.com/JavierBlas/status/1252298213115265024
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!-2NITE-! AT THE REFINERY ALL YOU CAN EAT (B.Y.O.Barrels) MUSICAL GUEST TO BE ANNOUNCED
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Excited to buy weed in a casino on sixth street in one year's time.
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zoux posted:Excited to buy weed in a casino on sixth street in one year's time. p much
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So all we had to do to get legal weed was kill Boomers?
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zoux posted:Excited to buy weed in a casino on sixth street in one year's time. Just let me gamble on sports dammit. I'll even do it at the horse track if I have to.
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https://twitter.com/TheStalwart/status/1252303673029545984 I am not an economist but that doesn't sound great
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This seems like some spherical cow equation you do in class to demonstrate knock on effects by greatly exaggerating the values. But instead it is reality.
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skipdogg posted:Costco by me is down to 1.25 a gallon right now. I remember the lowest I remember seeing it in my lifetime was in the early 2000s in Oklahoma, at 86 cents/gallon. Then it was $3.50/gallon (in Arkansas) when I was in college in 2012. I didn't think it would ever drop below $2 ever again. My Dad worked for Big Oil though, so the price drops sucked for us. I don't know for sure where I'll be working next session, but I'm hoping mental health funding doesn't get slashed because everyone is going to come out of this traumatized and broke.
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Mistaken Frisbee posted:I don't know for sure where I'll be working next session, but I'm hoping mental health funding doesn't get slashed because everyone is going to come out of this traumatized and broke. All state mental health funding eliminated as Abbott declares that "our state's amazing network of churches will help us heal".
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Texas Politics: I don't think you grasp how hosed this state is yet Gonna keep lobbying for this.
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Now would be a great time to raise the gas tax! Who would even notice
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Guessing that might be bad news in terms of hearing back on the software engineer job I applied for with NOV
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If you own an oil tanker right now, I know some people who would like to speak with you lol.
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Ah the old fractional signs. Most appropriately paired with one of these, which I have not seen in person since buying gas at a rural station in 1993:
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I started UT in 1993, heh. Stopped for gas somewhere between Columbus and Jail Valley driving up for the Honors Colloquium (my first trip to Austin ever) and it was like the gas station from No Country For Old Men, minus the serial killer (I assume).
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Wait does that mean someone will pay me for taking a barrel of oil? Something trading in the negatives sounds insane. My brain can't parse it.
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poemdexter posted:Wait does that mean someone will pay me for taking a barrel of oil? Something trading in the negatives sounds insane. My brain can't parse it. Storage is full. That's it
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poemdexter posted:Wait does that mean someone will pay me for taking a barrel of oil? Something trading in the negatives sounds insane. My brain can't parse it. It's basically futures trading at this point since the contract expires tomorrow, as others have said.
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https://twitter.com/miyashay/status/1252325128811220995 Can't wait for COVID-19 testing to be free with the purchase of 8 or more gallons of supreme unleaded.
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I got my appraisal today (higher than last year, of course) and the AD added an insert that basically just gave everyone a gigantic gently caress YOU, in red bolded font no less: "This appraisal notice represents your property value as of January 1, 2020 per the property tax code. Any impact on values from the current health crisis will be reflected in the 2021 property valuations. There are currently no provisions in the tax code to allow for reduced values for 2020 based on an event such as the current health crisis." In other words, we don't care that some of you lost your jobs and are homeschooling your kids. Fork it over, scumbags.
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IT BURNS posted:I got my appraisal today (higher than last year, of course) and the AD added an insert that basically just gave everyone a gigantic gently caress YOU, in red bolded font no less: didnt expect this kind of complaint on these forums
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https://mobile.twitter.com/JBellamyTV/status/1252330778807209989 Thank you Georgia for being the example in 10 days about the real consequences of relaxing distancing rules prematurely. I was really worried it was gonna be us.
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poemdexter posted:Wait does that mean someone will pay me for taking a barrel of oil? Something trading in the negatives sounds insane. My brain can't parse it. They'll pay you $40,000 to take their 1000 barrels of oil. You supply the empty barrels.
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Hawkline posted:https://twitter.com/miyashay/status/1252325128811220995
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LanceHunter posted:All state mental health funding eliminated as Abbott declares that "our state's amazing network of churches will help us heal". The Church of Scientology will be thrilled.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1252400233662693377 Pro life schmo life
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