PYF Comic: The only time I'm pathetic... Is when I'm making sweet love to my wife!

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beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Silly Burrito posted:

So what creative uses are there for the rose?

Decorate your anus

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Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Slippery posted:

How they all what...?

lol sorry. "go" i guess

like, if early True is isolationist and later True is interventionist

# ? Apr 18, 2020 22:18

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Silly Burrito posted:

So what creative uses are there for the rose?

if you have to ask...

# ? Apr 18, 2020 22:19

Mister Olympus: Oct 31, 2011; Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies

Carthag Tuek posted:

lol sorry. "go" i guess

like, if early True is isolationist and later True is interventionist

Yeah that's exactly how it happens. He turns on a dime the moment the government hits the WAR button

# ? Apr 18, 2020 22:31

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Mister Olympus posted:

Yeah that's exactly how it happens. He turns on a dime the moment the government hits the WAR button

lol it doesnt surprise me

when i thiknk about it, ther are more where he's for or against the same idea. i guess mainly he doesnt like loudmouths & snoops, etc and he trounces them all the same (for a politically acceptable reason)

ps future historians: i just changed my name from krankenstyle cause i felt like it

# ? Apr 18, 2020 22:43

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Apr 18, 2020 23:32

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

yee i guess

# ? Apr 18, 2020 23:35

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

I haven't seen a shoop-da-whoop in what feels like decades.

# ? Apr 18, 2020 23:54

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Paladinus posted:

I haven't seen a shoop-da-whoop in what feels like decades.

Remember Goatse?

# ? Apr 18, 2020 23:58

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Remember Thundercats?

# ? Apr 19, 2020 00:01

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i 'memba

# ? Apr 19, 2020 00:02

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

I presume shoop-da-woop has been combined with goatse. Shoop-da-poop or something.

# ? Apr 19, 2020 00:06

Slippery: May 16, 2004; Muscles Boxcar

The deadpan look on the Remember song dude's face is awesome

# ? Apr 19, 2020 00:07

Slippery: May 16, 2004; Muscles Boxcar

Carthag Tuek posted:

lol sorry. "go" i guess

like, if early True is isolationist and later True is interventionist

Copy, yeah, he seems to have changed...or maybe he just got too old to be drafted

# ? Apr 19, 2020 00:08

Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Cartoon Man posted:

what the gently caress

# ? Apr 19, 2020 03:03

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Its a reverse matrushka doll where every layer is a bigger piece of poo poo

# ? Apr 19, 2020 03:54

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

OxySnake posted:

Its a reverse matrushka doll where every layer is a bigger piece of poo poo

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# ? Apr 19, 2020 03:57

The Maestro: Feb 21, 2006

Dear Mr. True,

My love was recently cremated. All I want is one last fling with her. It�s no word of a lie that we were into pain play, and I�m worried I won�t find another. What�s a poor man to do?

-SUB HERO

# ? Apr 19, 2020 09:56

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

I read that as Sub Zero. Everett True would probably fit right into Mortal Kombat.

# ? Apr 19, 2020 10:34

Peanut Butler: Jul 25, 2003

The Maestro posted:

Dear Mr. True,

My love was recently cremated. All I want is one last fling with her. It’s no word of a lie that we were into pain play, and I’m worried I won’t find another. What’s a poor man to do?

-SUB HERO

BEAT THE poo poo OUT OF EVERYONE YOU SEE

yes yes i know u wanted bone dust and i bet someone will oblige

# ? Apr 19, 2020 10:53

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

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Whatev: Jan 19, 2007; unfading

The main quest for the true gamer girl hits continue...

# ? Apr 19, 2020 12:07

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

I hate that comic a lot

# ? Apr 19, 2020 12:42

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

lol @ the gamer dude looking like he took a shower for that date.

# ? Apr 19, 2020 13:20

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

I mean, anyone that likes the KH series is a major major red flag.

# ? Apr 19, 2020 17:49

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Mentioning video games in a dating context at all is a larger red flag

# ? Apr 19, 2020 18:07

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Grendels Dad posted:

lol @ the gamer dude looking like he took a shower for that date.

Combing your hair is not the same as taking a shower.

Also his face becomes shorter by the panel.

# ? Apr 19, 2020 18:12

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Johnny Aztec posted:

I mean, anyone that likes the KH series is a major major red flag.

Sounds like someone has opinions on Kingdom Hearts lore!

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

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Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Thanks, I hate it.

# ? Apr 20, 2020 02:58

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

"Ladies are easy to get" says Ganon while he oils up his abs.

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END OF AN ERROR: May 16, 2003; IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh

Is Ganon really just Terry Crews with long orange hair?

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

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Rolo: Nov 16, 2005; Hmm, what have we here?

Is the real joke the DRAWTISM watermark?

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Josef bugman: Nov 17, 2011; Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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Tiny Lowtax posted:

Is Ganon really just Terry Crews with long orange hair?

It depends which fanfic you read I suspect.

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dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

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System Metternich: Feb 28, 2010; But what did he mean by that?

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Bad Sneakers: Sep 4, 2004; me irl

System Metternich posted:

a genuine laugh at power up comics. what has happened to us

# ? Apr 21, 2020 16:06

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Bad Sneakers posted:

a genuine laugh at power up comics. what has happened to us

You made me go look them up...well
https://twitter.com/ShadowPowerup/status/1251767918188257281?s=20

who the hell would want to read any of this?

# ? Apr 21, 2020 16:26

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moosecow333: Mar 15, 2007; Super-Duper Supermen!

I�ll admit the gag of him using the rope with crossed arms is kinda funny but it all ends there.

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