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bike tory posted:I got moon moon moon, can we move on now? Literally the only person reading what you "got" is yourself. Why do you hate fun?
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Also I read them in case there's a funny joke. Not very often, but sometimes I get a sensible chuckle out of it so I don't feel my time is wasted.
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bike tory posted:I got moon moon moon, can we move on now? Literally the only person reading what you "got" is yourself. You got moon moon moon! I read your post  Doc Hawkins posted:powerade isn't made from fruit Also tomatoes are really only fruit in the botanical sense. As food they're typically vegetables. It's supposed to be funny to think of ketchup as a drink except V8 is already a thing.
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alexandriao posted:Huh, what's the one that's a renamed matroska file then? Or am I misremembering https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matroska quote:In 2010, it was announced that the WebM audio/video format would be based on a profile of the Matroska container format together with VP8 video and Vorbis audio. The format wars are so confusing.
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Lobok posted:You got moon moon moon! I read your post Don't sleep on clamato
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Scaramouche posted:Don't sleep on clamato No, won't do that ever again. Was super uncomfortable the last time.
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this reminds me of the photoshop versions of farside cartoons way back in the days.
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Lobok posted:Also tomatoes are really only fruit in the botanical sense. As food they're typically vegetables. It's supposed to be funny to think of ketchup as a drink except V8 is already a thing. yeah, good point, vegetables are a culinary category and fruits are a botanical one also strawberries aren't berries i am very fun at parties
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mrfart posted:this reminds me of the photoshop versions of farside cartoons way back in the days. Wait what?
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Cyberman is intrigued
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Scaramouche posted:Don't sleep on clamato The most delicious drink in the world. Did you know it has more MSG than salt? It's loving incredible. Drank some just today.
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Mix and match your jokes without doing a loving word search. ABODE ACRE ANAL rear end BEACH BEEN BOAR BODE BOOB BOOBS BOOBY BOSS BOYFRIEND BUTT BUTTE BUTTER CAPPS CARL CARLA CHIP CHOP COLO CRAB CRABS CRED CUPS DOVE EACH ENDS EONS EXIT FRIEND GHAT HOMO HOPE HULA JOSH LANA LEND LENDS LIEU LOAF LOCK MONEY NACHOS PATE PENIS PUSSY RAVE SINE TALK TEST TRAVEL TRAVELS TUBE UTTER VODKA WINE Zesty has a new favorite as of 00:06 on Apr 21, 2020 |
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you missed 'rear end' which was my first hit
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A computer missed "rear end". And you people are worried about the robots taking over.
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Someone told me that the Soviet Union had like 6 different standard Lenin statue types and each had a different nickname by common folk, like "Lenin hails a cab". Confirm/deny? Surely we have some middle-aged ex-soviet person reading this.
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Doc Hawkins posted:who made this image and why did they include "crabs" looks like we have an answer: Carla Homoloaf never could resist signing her work
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Pick posted:The most delicious drink in the world. Did you know it has more MSG than salt? It's loving incredible. Drank some just today. Canadians drink that poo poo up since it's the main ingredient of a Caesar. Basically our national drink.
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Yeah a good Caesar with some pickled asparagus spears and extra tobasco is just a dinger of a drink eh? What you gotta do is get a Caesar and a schooner of beer, drink about half the beer, then pour in the Caesar. It's called a Beezer.
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I understand that Clamato is Clam and Tomato. I was, however, disappointed to find out what was in Orangina.
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Zesty posted:A computer missed "rear end". And you people are worried about the robots taking over.
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Apr 21, 2020 01:08
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Fifth row from the top, left side. Can't believe no one's seen that one yet.
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dialhforhero posted:I understand that Clamato is Clam and Tomato. Tomato juice. No problem. What the gently caress is clam juice? Do they squeeze the clams? Or puree them?
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Memento posted:Tomato juice. No problem. Never seen a clam press before?
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Memento posted:Tomato juice. No problem. It's the stuff that leaks out when you open them. Mostly seawater probably.
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Memento posted:Tomato juice. No problem. 
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Memento posted:What the gently caress is clam juice? It's how you know you're doing it right.
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(tis the liquid from steaming clams)
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Pick posted:(tis the liquid from steaming clams) Mmm, steamed clams.
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I got North Korea and I'm not good at math.
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It's weird to me Clamato is primarily a mixer. I mean I know it is, but I've known a lot of people who drink it who've never used it that way. You just, you know, drink it. It's got sugar and salt. Basically unfiltered tomato gatorade with a smack o' clam.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I got North Korea and I'm not good at math. I got Antarctica
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I got North Korea and I'm not good at math. I got India. Which rocks because local Indian cooking is 👍
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Liars! Liars every one of you! Except:Ornamental Dingbat posted:I got North Korea because Ornamental Dingbat posted:I'm not good at math.
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Even at their most glowingly complimentary they still draw him as tiny-handed, turd-shaped, and tiny-dicked.
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cyberbug posted:Someone told me that the Soviet Union had like 6 different standard Lenin statue types and each had a different nickname by common folk, like "Lenin hails a cab". Confirm/deny? Surely we have some middle-aged ex-soviet person reading this.
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