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Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

jojoinnit posted:

As a British person who follows American insanity as a minor hobby I'm consistently thrown by headlines referencing the British Alex Jones



When the gay frogs make some pretty compelling arguments

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Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Phlegmish posted:

My main question would be what's an Oasis dress, is it a dress that makes you look like a total rear end in a top hat

It's the British Alex Jones so a dress that says nothing of interest at all, just solid middle of the road mediocrity. I'm going to assume something floral, sensible calf length, something as non-controversial as possible.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
I think Phlegmish was making a joke about Oasis the band

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


If Oasis are a joke then they're not a good one.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Phlegmish posted:

My main question would be what's an Oasis dress, is it a dress that makes you look like a total rear end in a top hat
It's got an ugly split

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004





https://coconuts.co/jakarta/news/indonesians-quarantined-in-haunted-house-for-disobeying-self-isolation-order/

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1252702831947272192

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Holy poo poo, that’s bad

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Phlegmish posted:

My main question would be what's an Oasis dress, is it a dress that makes you look like a total rear end in a top hat

I wish this was verbal conversation so I could sing "maaaaybeeeee" but I can't so please just pretend I am singing it.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

See? They should have listened to me and filled it up with caltrops

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

See? They should have listened to me and filled it up with caltrops

That's your solution for everything!!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayVYxJppXg0

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
We as a society are breaking down in the best of ways at times

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Global News has history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXck1A6eT5k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQAauVu2sTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYcz94cBPDo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpejGoiI9yE

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
I love how in the morning news you can gently caress around endlessly, but in the night news you better be the most serious fucker on the planet or your rear end is getting fired.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I love how in the morning news you can gently caress around endlessly, but in the night news you better be the most serious fucker on the planet or your rear end is getting fired.

The morning news here is just wall to wall racism. Like the star recurring guest on one channel is the woman who thinks Australia is going to be run by a half asian lesbian cyborg in the near future and whose main claim to life before this was that she made people deep fry fish for her.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Inceltown posted:

The morning news here is just wall to wall racism. Like the star recurring guest on one channel is the woman who thinks Australia is going to be run by a half asian lesbian cyborg in the near future
Is she against this or something?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Inceltown posted:

The morning news here is just wall to wall racism. Like the star recurring guest on one channel is the woman who thinks Australia is going to be run by a half asian lesbian cyborg in the near future and whose main claim to life before this was that she made people deep fry fish for her.
I mean, same, but it's usually not a bad thing. What's the story on this one? Was she demanding it of random people, going to the dentist and getting thrown out for demanding the secretary fry up some fish while she waited?

Or was it something truly evil like "the fish was sushi"?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Splicer posted:

Is she against this or something?

She's really racist. That's her actual thing and the half asian cyborg lesbian is meant to be the worst possible leader for a country. I should have mentioned "here" is Australia in my post so you knew it was racism, sorry about that.

jojoinnit posted:

I mean, same, but it's usually not a bad thing. What's the story on this one? Was she demanding it of random people, going to the dentist and getting thrown out for demanding the secretary fry up some fish while she waited?

Or was it something truly evil like "the fish was sushi"?

She was just a small business owner who had a fish and chip shop and leveraged that and her racism to get into politics. Pranking people while getting them to fry up a delicious meal for themselves is a much more wholesome thing than what actually happened.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Inceltown posted:


She was just a small business owner who had a fish and chip shop and leveraged that and her racism to get into politics. Pranking people while getting them to fry up a delicious meal for themselves is a much more wholesome thing than what actually happened.
This is one of those Australia stories that makes it sound like it's Tennessee with cheats turned on. Can I get a link to the full story? :munch:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

jojoinnit posted:

This is one of those Australia stories that makes it sound like it's Tennessee with cheats turned on. Can I get a link to the full story? :munch:

Wikipedia is probably the easiest source Pauline Hanson. Yes it talks about the cyborg there.

The main headings there are

1 Early Life
2 Political Career
3 Racism

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSdLNJW0ct4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4tZRZSGxcE
She got laughed out of the country at some point, then came back and got into power :(

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Croccers posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSdLNJW0ct4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4tZRZSGxcE
She got laughed out of the country at some point, then came back and got into power :(

poo poo literally came back into power because for a decade she was used as a guest spokesperson on morning TV. They spent a lot of time manufacturing her image in prime time. Also, Australians are really loving stupid. Source: am Australian.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

See? They should have listened to me and filled it up with caltrops

That’s how you get ninja!

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Inceltown posted:

poo poo literally came back into power because for a decade she was used as a guest spokesperson on morning TV. They spent a lot of time manufacturing her image in prime time. Also, Australians are really loving stupid. Source: am Australian.

Ah so she's Lady Trump!

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

jojoinnit posted:

Ah so she's Lady Trump!

But way less funny

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


"The problem with political jokes is that they get elected" is a thing I used to say with a laugh , no more.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

She got jailed for fraud at one point.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




that weather guy is so goddamn hot and he has a huge package

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Inceltown posted:

Like the star recurring guest on one channel is the woman who thinks Australia is going to be run by a half asian lesbian cyborg in the near future

Is she for or against?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Not going to lie, I would instantly move to any country whose head of government was a half Asian lesbian cyborg.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


All hail Imperatrix Cognitor Susan Wu-Ming, First among equals!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20200423-how-the-fake-beatles-conned-south-america

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Ask her how she feels about Wu Tang

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

jojoinnit posted:

This is one of those Australia stories that makes it sound like it's Tennessee with cheats turned on. Can I get a link to the full story? :munch:

That is a horrifying analogy and I hate that it makes sense

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/williamrblack/status/1253862542239203328

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Ah, the Fritzl defense

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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

At first I thought the mayor was a cop car.

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