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No, see, this is the scene in every comic movie ever, where the protagonist adopts a "screw this hero stuff approach" and while walking into an alley where something terrible is happening, he chooses not to help and pretends he hasn't seen anything untoward. MCU cross over when
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no_recall posted:Lol, isn't this how cults begin? Y'all trying to take my y'all?!
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-crappydesign -assholedesign -PCMR -askouija -watchpeopledieinside -amitheasshole -unpopularopinion Shocking
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Kosumo posted:MODS Don't worry, he might still find it in some Slovenian translation and during translation they changed around the story so it wasn't terrible tropes and he can still have his holy grail of gaming legend.
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Dementropy posted:-crappydesign I do love the game of "is this sub visited by SC fanboys or people here to laugh at the trainwreck".
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Uh-oh, they are on to  antics and, starting with 3.9, they have fixed pad ramming griefing.How did they do that? Simple, just make the ships in the pad and anything interacting with it indestructible, Score another point for fidelity https://streamable.com/tk7ypy And your ship gets insta-impounded you criminal!
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Apr 22, 2020 03:18
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Quavers posted:3.9.0o ... this is fake, right?
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Dementropy posted:-crappydesign I was more surprised by Gothsluts, I’ll uhm... have to do some more research on this.
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Beluga Snail posted:So it is written, so it shall be done. Thank you brother.
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Quavers posted:Known issues.  Below is my current work around for equipping items to your ship.Select from Ship Loadout Manager Go to CommLink at the bottom Go back to Loadout Manager, wait for it to load. You will now be able to outfit as normal, while ALSO in space 
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Zazz Razzamatazz posted:So a tiger named "Hobbes"... The Kilrathi as a whole are a palette swap of the Kzinti from Larry Niven's Known Space setting. Naming one of them Hobbes is almost creative by comparison.
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colonelwest posted:I was more surprised by Gothsluts, I’ll uhm... have to do some more research on this. Its very fidelitious.
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Strangler 42 posted:They forgot to add "Zero morals" to the requirements, but I guess that was implied. Has anyone tried getting a backers reaction to this? Has anyone tried to wave it away as being perfectly good and normal?
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Time_pants posted:Holy poo poo. My computer is 5 years old, and I'm within an eyelash of the recommended spec. I definitely didn't think that would be the case. If you want to "play" Star Citizen, space poor, better open your wallet. Prepare to Answer The Call in 2026!
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Timmy, the ZDF is out on the farm now. It's a wonderful place, Timmy. It's sunny all day and there's plenty of video games, and they can run as much as they want. *Sniff* Just- it's just wonderful, Timmy, so don't be sad. It's a better place.
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"Grab a handcrafted cocktail at Wally's and get ready for a good time!" https://i.imgur.com/wTZVwQf.mp4  Steve's playing some pretty moody tunes tonight. Not really dancefloor filling jams, if we're honest. i agree. the DJ in the Cove is better. really reads the room....... "Um tis, um, tis, um tis, um tis" - A Night at The Covehttps://thumbs.gfycat.com/TestyBlissfulBass-mobile.mp4 
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Apr 22, 2020 05:49
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A look at the prison + presentation of its gameplay (10 min) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX0b1XBhuXg Trying to escape illegaly from the prison (7min) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi7d1_ONaRo Getting out of the prison with Merits (4min) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQJxyOuwBqw
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Quavers posted:A look at the prison + presentation of its gameplay (10 min) *Watches first video* *Player does nothing but walk around an empty level for 10 minutes and laser some rocks* Yep that's Star Citizen gameplay alright
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That is some boring poo poo. 3 1/2 hour prison sentence, where the only way to reduce it is mining rocks with left click. This will work as a good crime deterrent because everyone is gonna be too afraid of having to sit thru this poo poo for a 10th time and never actually engage with other players. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi7d1_ONaRo&t=58s Falls a few hundred feet, perfectly fine. Popete fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Apr 22, 2020 |
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Quavers posted:
Ships spawned at Area18 immediately explode Ships outside of New Deal lack interaction prompts. Ground vehicles can not be spawned from ASOP terminals. All ships are loadout locked and can't be customized. needs a few weeks lol
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Quavers posted:A look at the prison + presentation of its gameplay (10 min) Ok, do we have enough supplies of "Derek Smart was Right" Tee-shirts?
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So the new areas added are just, big empty areas... with no one to fill them?> It's like CIG is trying painfully to make a world but no one wants to live in it Not even the AI which you only see a handful of , if they're not stuck inside each other or glitched out And I'm sure the oxygen meter popping up every 5 seconds isn't going to be annoying as hell, look its at 100%, now 99%, now 100%, now 99%.....
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Quavers posted:
Holy poo poo! You get *teleported* out of the prison. What happened to the goddamn fidelity? weren't the travel times an integral part of this bullshit?
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The computer in the first prison video said 2h:55m remaining on your sentence. Near the end of a ten minute video.  If CIG had the faintest hint of self awareness or irony then the AI blathering on about how great it is that your sentence has been slightly reduced for your labour would be 1) part of a dystopia comedy thing because of how on the nose it is, and 2) a lie
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I'm watching the first stupid video of the jail gameplay, and Jesus Christ almighty I don't know how I am constantly so surprised by this poo poo, but it is actually loving 3-actual-hours-and-15-real-rear end-minutes of doing gently caress all in the dark. Why. Why, Chris? Why, CI¿G? Why and how?? No person could honestly look at this and think, "Yes, this is something that even one person would honestly want to do at all." And what the gently caress is up with the grunting and groaning sounds coming from the player character almost constantly? Why would that happen? Who thinks this is good? Or right? Or usual? Have you ever been a human? Or met one? Because that's not what a healthy one sounds like. Holy poo poo. Jesus gently caress. $300 million, 8 years, 500 people, and all the loving goodwill you could ever ask for. A community that does poo poo for you constantly. And this--loving this--is what all of that bought?? Cool.
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Time_pants posted:I'm watching the first stupid video of the jail gameplay, and Jesus Christ almighty I don't know how I am constantly so surprised by this poo poo, but it is actually loving 3-actual-hours-and-15-real-rear end-minutes of doing gently caress all in the dark. Yeah, but you tell me, has it ever been done before?
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Time_pants posted:I'm watching the first stupid video of the jail gameplay, and Jesus Christ almighty I don't know how I am constantly so surprised by this poo poo, but it is actually loving 3-actual-hours-and-15-real-rear end-minutes of doing gently caress all in the dark. 9 years. 600 people. Please get it right
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trucutru posted:9 years. 600 people. Please get it right *quiet sobbing*
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Quavers posted:A look at the prison + presentation of its gameplay (10 min) $1000 GPU and this pile of garbage renders <50 FPS without ANYTHING happen on screen lol. This is no news - hilarious nonetheless...
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I see they have Archered the Alien Artifacts gameplay from Elite:Dangerous. When your ships gets damaged if you carry some in your cargo. In SC this evil substance is named... Quantainium Must have taken weeks or months to come up with that.
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RandomGuy12 posted:$1000 GPU and this pile of garbage renders <50 FPS without ANYTHING happen on screen lol. This is no news - hilarious nonetheless... Unfortunately, the way SC is backwards constructed, it was always a case of waiting, "maybe the next tech will be able to brute force run our unoptimized poo poo". Very expectedly this kind of crappy design is not viable.
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If you don't want to spend three hours in prison standing in front of a rock and holding down leftclick, you do at least have the option of escaping, which seems to involve running round a boring and empty network of tunnels for ages without actually escaping
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Qwertycoatl posted:If you don't want to spend three hours in prison standing in front of a rock and holding down leftclick, you do at least have the option of escaping, which seems to involve running round a boring and empty network of tunnels for ages without actually escaping So in other words, escaping Shawshank involves dealing with less poo poo than SC.
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Colostomy Bag posted:mocapped hotdogs
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Dooguk posted:I see they have Archered the Alien Artifacts gameplay from Elite:Dangerous. When your ships gets damaged if you carry some in your cargo. Star Citizen : Unobtanium
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Colostomy Bag posted:So in other words, escaping Shawshank involves dealing with less poo poo than SC. There's at least 40 more minutes on the space prison sentence in that video than the whole run time of The Shawshank Redemption.
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