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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
I once chatted to Mary McAleese about gorse and gorse fires

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XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

CoolCab posted:

the gently caress is a gorse

it's a spiky yellow bush cf

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

The Tories also got caught out making fake astroturfing accounts before didn't they?

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Yes. I didn't explain very well. Not used to this wretched ipad and I have moved the thing around but always look as if I'm staring off to the left or right.

i'm not sure if it's rolled out to live yet but iOS actually has some 'Gaze Correction' software in the works

https://www.engadget.com/2019-07-03-apples-ios-13-corrects-gaze-video-calls-facetime.html

https://twitter.com/WSig/status/1146146914985009154?s=20

If it is available you might need to use your ipad in portrait mode for best results.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/ThatTimWalker/status/1252710832703705090

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



CoolCab posted:

the gently caress is a gorse

Bush, innit?

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
Alastair Campbell suggesting (quite gently at this point) that Starmer stop flapping around ineffectively on the sidelines and start providing a proper opposition:


https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/apr/22/coronavirus-deaths-labour-criticise-government-starmer

It's telling that, from the other side of Labour opinion, he's come to the same initial conclusions about Starmer as the Ukmt.

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face

loving hell I knew it was worse than the official figures but I thought it'd be more like 50%, not 130%

Maugrim fucked around with this message at 07:40 on Apr 22, 2020

jacksbrat
Oct 15, 2012

My friend and I were spitballing what the real number could be last night and we thought we were being pessimistic with 30k.

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life
https://twitter.com/ChrisGiles_/status/1252841436317315072
https://twitter.com/ChrisGiles_/status/1252843559742402567
https://twitter.com/ChrisGiles_/status/1252847810367512587

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Just run those care homes hot, nbd

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

and the full article https://www.ft.com/content/67e6a4ee-3d05-43bc-ba03-e239799fa6ab
all covid 19 content is outside their paywall

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

crispix posted:

I once chatted to Mary McAleese about gorse and gorse fires

Were you on ketamine at the time?

https://twitter.com/shockproofbeats/status/992007849445412864?s=19

elbkaida
Jan 13, 2008
Look!

jacksbrat posted:

My friend and I were spitballing what the real number could be last night and we thought we were being pessimistic with 30k.

I think the FT is probably running with worst case here for maximum clicks. A credible estimate would have at least two possible scenarios, not just one straight line going up.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Jel Shaker posted:

Just run those care homes hot, nbd

Eventually we'll run out of old and vulnerable people and then the numbers will fall (but Number will Go Up) and who'll look stupid then, eh?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/bbcpress/status/1252737463623319553

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Man I hope The Wipe gets Adam Curtis back on for 5 mins of :smith:

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




BizarroAzrael posted:

Back to baking, does anyone know a good place for ordering flour? Looks like they charge £30 for delivery on Amazon

We order our flour from Gilchesters https://gilchesters.com/ but they are sold out right now. I think Mungoswells has stock though https://www.mungoswells.co.uk/

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Aramoro posted:

We order our flour from Gilchesters https://gilchesters.com/ but they are sold out right now. I think Mungoswells has stock though https://www.mungoswells.co.uk/

I don't know if I want to order foodstuff from someone called Mungo even if they're not swelling.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



NoneMoreNegative posted:

i'm not sure if it's rolled out to live yet but iOS actually has some 'Gaze Correction' software in the works

https://www.engadget.com/2019-07-03-apples-ios-13-corrects-gaze-video-calls-facetime.html

https://twitter.com/WSig/status/1146146914985009154?s=20

If it is available you might need to use your ipad in portrait mode for best results.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




goddamnedtwisto posted:

I don't know if I want to order foodstuff from someone called Mungo even if they're not swelling.

You looking forward to marching season? Disparaging the Catholic Patron Saint of Glasgow there.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

Pistol_Pete posted:

Alastair Campbell suggesting (quite gently at this point) that Starmer stop flapping around ineffectively on the sidelines and start providing a proper opposition:


https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/apr/22/coronavirus-deaths-labour-criticise-government-starmer

It's telling that, from the other side of Labour opinion, he's come to the same initial conclusions about Starmer as the Ukmt.

I think this is why Blair's been doing the rounds, he can play both the PM and the opposition and massage two sides of his ego at the same time.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Aramoro posted:

You looking forward to marching season? Disparaging the Catholic Patron Saint of Glasgow there.

Ah, that'd explain the swelling then.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

HJB posted:

I think this is why Blair's been doing the rounds, he can play both the PM and the opposition and massage two sides of his ego at the same time.

Do you think he makes people call him Mr Prime Minister, the same way former US presidents get called Mr President for life?

Actually that sounds more like something BJ would do, if he makes it out of the Prime Ministership alive...

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
I think it's almost got to the point for me where the numbers of deaths stop meaning anything. I don't mean that like I don't care more like I can't contextualise it.

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



Jippa posted:

I think it's almost got to the point for me where the numbers of deaths stop meaning anything. I don't mean that like I don't care more like I can't contextualise it.

That's the problem with big nubmers, we're poo poo on it.

300 tons of PPE? What exactly is that? 350m/day for the NHS? Again, how does that actually buy? £134bn/year budget for the NHS? That's 134,000,000,000 - I mean, what?

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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lol, the government is having internal opponents write strangled renunciation letters like the world's crappest 1984

https://twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1252682684188499970

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

UK constituencies generally run between 40 and 80 thousand people. So just imagine everyone in one of those dying and it'll be accurate for the next few weeks.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!



E: actually more like


zhar
May 3, 2019

elbkaida posted:

I think the FT is probably running with worst case here for maximum clicks. A credible estimate would have at least two possible scenarios, not just one straight line going up.

they claim the opposite

https://twitter.com/ChrisGiles_/status/1252848654412443648

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Bobstar posted:

Actually that sounds more like something BJ would do, if he makes it out of the Prime Ministership alive...

Bold to assume any of us will make it out of his PMship alive

jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

Keep it up son, take a look at what you could have won


Stadiums are a decent analogy. The official figures would fill Carlisle United's ground, whereas that FT report is more like Stamford Bridge with a corpse in every seat. Good morning!

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

HJB posted:

I think this is why Blair's been doing the rounds, he can play both the PM and the opposition and massage two sides of his ego at the same time.

Looking forward to when Blair has a cheese dream and decides that God has told him "actually, killing all muslims is the way to solve the Covid-19 crisis"

Prism Mirror Lens
Oct 9, 2012

~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~




:chord:

josh04 posted:

lol, the government is having internal opponents write strangled renunciation letters like the world's crappest 1984

https://twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1252682684188499970

Lol the use of “inadvertently”. Normally if you say something wrong you explain why you believed it at the time. This guy’s just like like ah no, my mouth accidentally made some sounds that accidentally sounded like some very specific wrong facts, oooops

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Can our government just once just loving once get sonething only a little bit wrong, just gently caress things up a little bit, rather than responding to every single issue by causing a self-replicating hyperdrive omnifuck that explodes everything in its path for miles in each direction

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
Again, not a good look for Starmer that Gordon Brown and Tony Blair are appearing more prominently in the press than the actual current leader of the opposition.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
you love to see it

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

jackhunter64 posted:

Stadiums are a decent analogy. The official figures would fill Carlisle United's ground, whereas that FT report is more like Stamford Bridge with a corpse in every seat. Good morning!

could you redo that as concert hall venues?

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Gunman on a balcony in Chatham, appears to be shooting at police

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/22/gunman-opens-fire-random-balcony-chatham-kent-12592154/?ico=pushly-notifcation-small&utm_source=pushly

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jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

Keep it up son, take a look at what you could have won


Cerv posted:

could you redo that as concert hall venues?

Official figures would be Wembley Arena with a couple of thousand bodies still in the queue outside, the FT ones would be a two night show at the Manchester Arena. By the end of the summer the care home/unofficial count will be like the Leeds Festival but without the tents and bins getting set on fire on the last night.

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