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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


ConfusedUs posted:

Fixed that for you

it was heck of whiplash to go from the scene of cio teaching allison magic lessons with the "oh harder!" fakeout and then allison straight up asking to gently caress on the next page

now, to me it seems the whole carapace deal that cio's... encased in would pose a quandary, plus the concept of having relations with a barely-contained mass of writhing black flame, but I can only assume this thread has already made every possible joke regarding the mechanics thereof

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flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
despite how often people speculate about anatomy in this thread they've thankfully avoided the subject of either cio's or allison's

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
But not Solomon’s nipples. (There was one panel with a minor art error that goons would not shut up about for months.)

Happy Underpants
Jul 23, 2007
Does Cio have spiracles? Or bones?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Tulip posted:

When Meti says that being a noodle vendor is a good thing to be, it isn't because noodle vendors don't care, it's because they care very deeply about something that makes people's lives better in a way you can actually control, without becoming a horrible control freak who ruins everyone around you.

You don't succeed by not caring - Incubus doesn't care. You succeed by caring very deeply about very close things.

Sword Law itself is very pragmatic in that the first and most important thing it tries to instill in new students is that swords are very silly things only good for killing people and your Master will think better of you for quitting their tutelage. There are thousands of better paths you could take that are long, happy, and don't involve getting stabbed or maimed. Take your sword, beat it into a plow, and it will be a far greater tool for the rest of your days.

But, if you really want to learn how to use a sword, then at least learn how to cut something properly.


Tulip posted:

When Meti says that being a noodle vendor is a good thing to be, it isn't because noodle vendors don't care, it's because they care very deeply about something that makes people's lives better in a way you can actually control, without becoming a horrible control freak who ruins everyone around you.

You don't succeed by not caring - Incubus doesn't care. You succeed by caring very deeply about very close things.

Meti only had one apprentice. Incubus was merely part of the lesson.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


Neddy Seagoon posted:

Meti only had one apprentice. Incubus was merely part of the lesson.

A lesson that involves Incubus becoming the god of a seventh of creation is a bad lesson.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

wiegieman posted:

A lesson that involves Incubus becoming the god of a seventh of creation is a bad lesson.

That was because she didn't learn it the first time over a rat.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

wiegieman posted:

A lesson that involves Incubus becoming the god of a seventh of creation is a bad lesson.

When it comes to drunks that lived in barrels, you kind of get what you get.

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

wiegieman posted:

A lesson that involves Incubus becoming the god of a seventh of creation is a bad lesson.

Yeah, but Maya became a Swordmaster.

thechosenone
Mar 21, 2009

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Sword Law itself is very pragmatic in that the first and most important thing it tries to instill in new students is that swords are very silly things only good for killing people and your Master will think better of you for quitting their tutelage. There are thousands of better paths you could take that are long, happy, and don't involve getting stabbed or maimed. Take your sword, beat it into a plow, and it will be a far greater tool for the rest of your days.

But, if you really want to learn how to use a sword, then at least learn how to cut something properly.


Meti only had one apprentice. Incubus was merely part of the lesson.

What if someone tried to combine both? make your sword into a plow, plow your enemies literally into the ground to fertilize your tomatoes. I'm sure at least one person had some pretty good results with this idea.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

thechosenone posted:

What if someone tried to combine both? make your sword into a plow, plow your enemies literally into the ground to fertilize your tomatoes. I'm sure at least one person had some pretty good results with this idea.

This is the kind of story that almost certainly ends with "their slain corpse was used to fertilize their own garden/farmland".

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Sword Law itself is very pragmatic in that the first and most important thing it tries to instill in new students is that swords are very silly things only good for killing people and your Master will think better of you for quitting their tutelage. There are thousands of better paths you could take that are long, happy, and don't involve getting stabbed or maimed. Take your sword, beat it into a plow, and it will be a far greater tool for the rest of your days.

But, if you really want to learn how to use a sword, then at least learn how to cut something properly.


Meti only had one apprentice. Incubus was merely part of the lesson.

Well, unless a universal war starts up regardless of your actions.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Happy Underpants posted:

Does Cio have spiracles? Or bones?

or thumbs?

Tzarnal
Dec 26, 2011

wiegieman posted:

A lesson that involves Incubus becoming the god of a seventh of creation is a bad lesson.

Meti never claimed to be a good teacher.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Pro gardening tip you can't just plow your enemies into the fields because meat (and poo poo) need to be extensively hardcore composted for greater than one year or you're gonna get real gross problems.

Wc is gonna make like a tree and be forcibly escorted out

Joe Slowboat
Nov 9, 2016

Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements



Honestly I feel like Incubus has every right to be upset about Meti, who treated him (at least according to Maya) solely as a lesson for her, when he was an absolutely devoted student who internalized everything she told him and acted on it constantly and reflexively.

Hell, she even said to throw her body to the dogs, and he did it. Incubus learned everything he was taught and he’s still ‘not really a student.’ Incubus claimed a seventh of Creation by means no less legitimate than the others, and he’s still the one with the ‘stolen throne.’ Incubus started as a filthy war-orphan and turned himself into an anime demigod through sheer unflinching dedication, and they all disdain him - not even for his absolute moral bankruptcy, which would at least be fair!

Really I bet if Meti has been even a little bit less terrible a teacher we’d have vastly less of an Incubus problem (and he would probably be dead from the Universal War, tbqh).

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



Incubus took all of the teachings of Meti to heart and lives and breathes her lessons.

It's just that Meti taught him wrong as a joke.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

nimby posted:

Incubus took all of the teachings of Meti to heart and lives and breathes her lessons.

It's just that Meti taught him wrong as a joke.

"Became God of one-seventh of existence because you didn't kill him when you had the chance" is a pretty firm lesson to give.

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

PMush Perfect posted:

But not Solomon’s nipples. (There was one panel with a minor art error that goons would not shut up about for months.)

and we were doing so well not bringing it up, too


anyway i wouldn't be surprised if we're seeing the birth of a new Knight order here, essentially

Tarezax
Sep 12, 2009

MORT cancels dance: interrupted by MORT

Neddy Seagoon posted:

This is the kind of story that almost certainly ends with "their slain corpse was used to fertilize their own garden/farmland".

Sounds like a Nier weapon story

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
Cio has stridulation organs which means she can lie down on the bed and bend her legs back and stroke them together to create a loud noise to attract lesbians.

ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013

Weird how movies keep using that sound effect for awkward pauses

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Motherfucker posted:

Cio has stridulation organs which means she can lie down on the bed and bend her legs back and stroke them together to create a loud noise to attract lesbians.
"Being Cio" is a loud noise that attracts lesbians.

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

All these new posts and I thought 'oh poo poo new chapter'
Hmph. :v:

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
I think Maya was wrong. Meti was teaching them both, and Incubus proved himself the more able student.
Meti's lessons result in terrible power.

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

Patware posted:

is 'soldave can't bleed' based on anything

I believe people are basing this assumption on the fact that Solomon David bears the word Diamond. The hardest and most difficult gem to cut and which is often used as a cutter itself.

VanSandman posted:

I think Maya was wrong. Meti was teaching them both, and Incubus proved himself the more able student.
Meti's lessons result in terrible power.

I agree with this interpretation. Maya is lying to herself about being the one "true" student instead of the one who couldn't commit fully to Sword Law.

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

Maya didn’t hesitate to cut down her enemy to save the fleeing Allison, even though it nearly killed her.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


white chain knows the fourth syllable of royalty:

Diamond

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


OhFunny posted:

I believe people are basing this assumption on the fact that Solomon David bears the word Diamond. The hardest and most difficult gem to cut and which is often used as a cutter itself.

Others may be interpreting that literally, but I've got a relatively non-literal read on the applicability of "Diamond." It's not that he literally cannot bleed, its that either you win decisively or he no-sells. He won't die from a bunch of small things adding up, or fall apart because of a technicality.

Interestingly there's a visual reinforcement of this theme in our chapter - the Great Chariot Cannon wins a major climactic duel through massive, overwhelming one-shot..

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

None of the other demiurges seemed to have explicit powers based on their Word so it's a pretty wild presumption.

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

Its almost like this is a series (and world) absolutely glutted on symbolism and metaphor, where trying to take something literally is a fool's errand.

Grenrow
Apr 11, 2016

VanSandman posted:

I think Maya was wrong. Meti was teaching them both, and Incubus proved himself the more able student.
Meti's lessons result in terrible power.

Yeah, I don't see a real reason to assume that Maya is correct in her interpretation. She might have walked away from being a demiurge, but I think she still has some of that demiurge self-delusion going on.

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

I don't think it's right to say Incubus came out of Meti's tuition any better, though. He's as stagnant as the rest of them, and choking on his own pride. What's more, he has quite a few enemies, that aren't currently either dead or killing him, which definitely is not the Meti way.

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


To be fair, being disgusted with your power and going on a hobo bender does keep a lot more in line with Meti's actions, which may be thought of as the most fundemental portion of her teachings

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


ThatBasqueGuy posted:

To be fair, being disgusted with your power and going on a hobo bender does keep a lot more in line with Meti's actions, which may be thought of as the most fundemental portion of her teachings

Yeah, in that regard Maya is the clear ideological successor to Meti's teaching

Also, Meti only (disparagingly) acknowledged one student in her book, and described her as a glutton. The thin white duke hardly looks the type.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


Mr. Lobe posted:

Yeah, in that regard Maya is the clear ideological successor to Meti's teaching

Also, Meti only (disparagingly) acknowledged one student in her book, and described her as a glutton. The thin white duke hardly looks the type.

It is entirely in character for Meti to call Maya a tremendous glutton, despite her being ridiculously ripped at the time.

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Mr. Lobe posted:



Also, Meti only (disparagingly) acknowledged one student in her book, and described her as a glutton. The thin white duke hardly looks the type.

A glutton... for cocaine!!

Boron_the_Moron
Apr 28, 2013
Hey, wait. Maya went off and became a demiurge - one of the most powerful people in the universe, and possibly strong enough to deserve a place in the Pact of the Seven-Part World - only after her training with Meti. So, did Maya just forget Meti's teachings for a while, and decide that actually, being a demiurge sounds pretty good, and then start romping and stomping and conquering? I'm struggling to reconcile the awkwardly moral Maya in her flashback, and the world-straddling overlord who gave up her throne to Incubus (assuming that theory is correct).

Joe Slowboat
Nov 9, 2016

Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements



Boron_the_Moron posted:

Hey, wait. Maya went off and became a demiurge - one of the most powerful people in the universe, and possibly strong enough to deserve a place in the Pact of the Seven-Part World - only after her training with Meti. So, did Maya just forget Meti's teachings for a while, and decide that actually, being a demiurge sounds pretty good, and then start romping and stomping and conquering? I'm struggling to reconcile the awkwardly moral Maya in her flashback, and the world-straddling overlord who gave up her throne to Incubus (assuming that theory is correct).

I think she decided to try to do something, since she learned the sword to defend her city.

She did so remarkably successfully, took over the Middle Army, developed a drinking problem, and eventually hosed off leaving Incubus to claim her key. Probably after realizing that she had become everything she was trying to stop.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Boron_the_Moron posted:

Hey, wait. Maya went off and became a demiurge - one of the most powerful people in the universe, and possibly strong enough to deserve a place in the Pact of the Seven-Part World - only after her training with Meti. So, did Maya just forget Meti's teachings for a while, and decide that actually, being a demiurge sounds pretty good, and then start romping and stomping and conquering? I'm struggling to reconcile the awkwardly moral Maya in her flashback, and the world-straddling overlord who gave up her throne to Incubus (assuming that theory is correct).

Maya didn't actually learn the lessons until much later, likely well after Meti's death.

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