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Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

LifeSunDeath posted:

don't worry it was all a huge loving joke, on reporters! FOOLED YOU SIMPS


Puppetmaster President

He has played us all for absolute fools!

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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Did I miss something again? Tampermonkey isn't working now; I was using it to shrink mp4 videos so they'd fit my screen but the script won't activate.

Aw poo poo, do you have to do something different if you're using Chrome vs Firefox?

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

RareAcumen posted:

Did I miss something again? Tampermonkey isn't working now; I was using it to shrink mp4 videos so they'd fit my screen but the script won't activate.

Aw poo poo, do you have to do something different if you're using Chrome vs Firefox?

I'm using Violentmonkey on firefox.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Sorta :nws:
https://i.imgur.com/YdQnFED.jpg

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



RareAcumen posted:

Did I miss something again? Tampermonkey isn't working now; I was using it to shrink mp4 videos so they'd fit my screen but the script won't activate.

Aw poo poo, do you have to do something different if you're using Chrome vs Firefox?

Did you remove all the extraneous url tags the forums keeps adding, when you copied the code out of a post here?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002


here's my dream dick

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Son of Thunderbeast posted:



here's my dream dick


I'll just take the bottom two rows, thanks.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I'll take uncut, clean, and 3x puzzling coloration

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Son of Thunderbeast posted:



here's my dream dick


All $15 on Big Pearly Ropes.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Am I remembering correctly that there was a goon who as a horny teenager continually dry-humped the floor, so much that his penis ended up having a permanent upward curve like an upside down Gonzo nose?

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
I trade in 3 copies of Slight Upward Curve to evolve into Severe Upward Curve, plus Powerful Urethra.

I call it the Space Elevator.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
5 bux to be uncut...wtf

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




love that lonso.avi tho that vid needs more camera fuckery for the transitions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nZt9GSDPEQ

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
What kind of coloration are we talking here?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




15 hair on tip, style it like a lil handlebar mustache

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I'd put all $15 on veins. Want my junk to look like a weightlifter's forearm. Don't even care about size so long as it looks like a pulsing spiderweb.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Big ropes x3

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Solice Kirsk posted:

I'd put all $15 on veins. Want my junk to look like a weightlifter's forearm. Don't even care about size so long as it looks like a pulsing spiderweb.

"My dick is like lance armstrong's leg...but like scaled down to the size of a dick...it's an abomination"

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Smells Bad and x3 Showers seems like almost a given considering the company....

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Somebody owes me $10 in change

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

I thought it was a bingo square at first glance and nodded at 'smells bad' being the free space.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Foreskin past tip and 14x hair on tip so it looks like a sea anemone

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



how come theres no cut option for the americans?

missed opportunity for those who want to combine cut + extra foreskin

ps i have an extra yard of foreskin down my pants leg if anyone needs some

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Its a pandemic. lay off the bris

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I don't like long sleeve t-shirts so I probably wouldn't like a long sleeved penis either.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Jose Valasquez posted:

Somebody owes me $10 in change

You forgot the tip.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Carthag Tuek posted:

how come theres no cut option for the americans?

missed opportunity for those who want to combine cut + extra foreskin

ps i have an extra yard of foreskin down my pants leg if anyone needs some

Isn't cut the default?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



The Ape of Naples posted:

Isn't cut the default?

:pwn:

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
$3 row all the way across baybe

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
So many people going for the Peter North option

Chris Pistols
Oct 20, 2008

Piss Crystals

The Ape of Naples posted:

Isn't cut the default?

Here we go

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
Is this from the FATAL RPG handbook?

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

The Ape of Naples posted:

Isn't cut the default?

I'm getting the suspicion you're not really an ape from Naples

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Huge ropes + foreskin x10 could get you a weird gloppy garden hose maybe

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

I spent all my money on huge balls.

E: Actually I want double huge balls, smooth scrote, and extra long foreskin. :discourse:

Who What Now has a new favorite as of 01:07 on Apr 25, 2020

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

Huge ropes + foreskin x10 could get you a weird gloppy garden hose maybe

Don't tell people about my dick please.

My dick so big I got a fiveskin

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
I've been on a diet so I have a 2 skin

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/StrangeCoisas/status/1253818260878999552

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