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Pick posted:Uncut, clean, 3x puzzling coloration penis choices should reflect 5e trait, ideal, bond, flaw method
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Apr 25, 2020 03:44
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bird with big dick posted:Do you have to pick one from each column or row or what You spend the 15 dollars however you want, so you can take 3 from the top row, or 2 from the top row and all the bottom row etc Gimme the top shelf trifecta - Thick tip, Veiny Shaft and Uncut
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Apr 25, 2020 03:44
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I didn’t do point buy and it paid off
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Supreme Allah posted:You spend the 15 dollars however you want, so you can take 3 from the top row, or 2 from the top row and all the bottom row etc That doesn’t make sense it makes more sense if you gotta do one from each column. Like of course everyone will just do huge balls and veiny and thick ropes but if you gotta pick one from each column then you can’t do that, you could do huge balls and veiny but then you only got five dollars left for three columns so you gotta do something like extremely curved, smelly and hair on tip.
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Apr 25, 2020 03:57
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I think you pick one from each column because 5+4+3+2+1 = 15
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Apr 25, 2020 04:16
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A guy hands you a menu and 15 bux and says build a dick, I dont see no rules
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Apr 25, 2020 04:20
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If I spend all $15 on row one can I get triple huge balls
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Apr 25, 2020 04:23
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Stealthgerbil posted:I think you pick one from each column because 5+4+3+2+1 = 15 what are you, a cop
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Apr 25, 2020 04:23
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re: dick armored core. I'm not sure what "shower" means but I assume it's gooood?
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Apr 25, 2020 04:29
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I got moon moon.
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Apr 25, 2020 04:37
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dudeness posted:re: dick armored core. I'm not sure what "shower" means but I assume it's gooood? A shower is a dick that's big flaccid as opposed to a dick that's big when hard, but small flaccid.
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Apr 25, 2020 04:40
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Oh show-er, I was thinking of the bathing apparatus a shower.
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Apr 25, 2020 04:41
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dudeness posted:re: dick armored core. I'm not sure what "shower" means but I assume it's gooood? show-er not 'shower' efb
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Apr 25, 2020 04:43
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This is an interesting turn of events 
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Now there's a dude that was no way a shower, rip
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Apr 25, 2020 04:46
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How much does it cost to inject my dick with bleach
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Apr 25, 2020 04:48
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smells bad 3 always moist 3 bumpy 2 narrow 2 chode 1 extremely curved 1 lots of wispy pubes 1 foreskin extends way past tip 1 hair on tip 1 starting treasire is 15 gold
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Apr 25, 2020 04:49
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Apr 25, 2020 04:50
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Withnail posted:this thread has gone weird Yeah there's a tweet about the leader of North Korea possibly dying of coronavirus but a bunch of goons are busy being gross dudebros
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Apr 25, 2020 04:55
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Doctors are probably going there to talk about the coronavirus
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QuarkJets posted:Yeah there's a tweet about the leader of North Korea possibly dying of coronavirus but a bunch of goons are busy being gross dudebros You’re right we should really show a little more reverence for the possible unconfirmed passing of the brutal murderous dictator Dicks are funny, man
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now draw the penises
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Apr 25, 2020 05:03
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Watch out for the dude who picks 15 ranks of hair on top
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MarcusSA posted:This is an interesting turn of events How many times has this guy been reported dead in his life already?
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Apr 25, 2020 05:11
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Sorry, but take the dick purchases and esthetic dick pix to the chat thread.
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Apr 25, 2020 05:37
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Hazo posted:You’re right we should really show a little more reverence for the possible unconfirmed passing of the brutal murderous dictator Burt is the only dicktator that this thread needs QuarkJets fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Apr 25, 2020 |
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There so much unconfirm information for now that I would wait until something is coming out of Seoul.
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Apr 25, 2020 05:42
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I found the chart to be unhelpful for determining the value of my own dick
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Apr 25, 2020 05:43
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Burt Sexual posted:Sorry, but take the dick purchases and esthetic dick pix to the chat thread. Post your customized $15 dick you loving coward!
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Apr 25, 2020 05:43
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weirdly, kim's sister is supposed to be quite competent
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fun fact: Kim Jong-nam, the eldest son, lost favor over being a reverse-weeaboo
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Pick posted:weirdly, kim's sister is supposed to be quite competent why weirdly, female leaders are handling covid 19 better than their male counterparts
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meanwhile, the middle brother, Kim Jong-chul, is a different kind of failson, and mostly dicks around in a band and is a superfan of eric clapton
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QuarkJets posted:
Actually you’re totally right. I have no confidence any of this is true, but if it is then I withdraw my comments. And yes all hail Burt.
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Pick posted:meanwhile, the middle brother, Kim Jong-chul, is a different kind of failson, and mostly dicks around in a band and is a superfan of eric clapton I thought he killed his brother?
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Pick posted:fun fact: Kim Jong-nam, the eldest son, lost favor over being a reverse-weeaboo he was obsessed with every country except japan?
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MarcusSA posted:This is an interesting turn of events Probably not true.
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MarcusSA posted:I thought he killed his brother? ok I wrote it up for you The oldest Kim child, Kim Jong-nam, is deceased as of 2017. He had, however, fallen out of favor by critiquing the regime and by getting arrested trying to sneak into Tokyo Disneyland. He was assassinated. His mother was Song Hye-rim, an actress who was never married to Kim Jong-Il, and who later is believed to have defected to Russia. The next-oldest is Kim Jong-chul. He apparently does almost nothing except play in his band. He loves Eric Clapton. There are rumors he is gay and he has been remarked on as being “effeminate” and “soft-hearted”. He lives in Pyongyang but doesn’t seem to have any political role whatsoever. He is the son of Kim Jong-Il and Ko Young-Hui. Kim Sol-song is the older daughter. Apparently competent (ran much of her father, Kim Jong-Il’s calendar) but a bit of a daddy’s girl and didn’t make any moves to take over from him and wasn’t groomed to be heir. She is the daughter of Kim Young-sook, Kim Jong-Il’s third wife, who he wasn’t close with. She is the only one of Kim Jong-Il’s children who was born to a woman to whom he was married. Kim Jong-un, who did become the leader of North Korea, is son of Kim Jong-Il and Ko Young-hui, who Kim Jong-Il never married. (He couldn’t marry her, really–she was half-Japanese and a member of the lowest class.) You’ve heard plenty about him, so I won’t go on. He’s what his father intended, apparently. Kim Yo-jong is now gathering some attention because she is the heir apparent if Kim Jong-Un dies. She is also the child of Kim Jong-Il and Ko Young-hui. She is said to be competent but only in the same fashion as her brother and father. Despotic.
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Pick posted:ok I wrote it up for you FFS what a mess. I think Clapton bother should take over though. Thanks for the write up.
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