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Yeah but what would JC drive? A pickup for hauling the carpenter stuff? A bus for carpooling with the 13 disciples? A bike for the environmental benefits?
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BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness
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Apr 25, 2020 04:07
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Dont know why, just feels right |
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jc, standing above a razor scooter: yea, though this trend may have departed this mortal coil, through me it shall have life everlasting
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I want to post but it's 5am so I probably shouldn't so I'm gonna lurk but then I must post and thus I'm posting now again It's an endless cycle with no escape
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albany academy posted:Subaru it's the all wheel drive and rugged good looks |
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Apr 25, 2020 04:21
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Jesus was probably a millennial but one that worked in the nonprofit sector building houses and hanging out with his collective after work |
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Apr 25, 2020 04:22
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Kief Richards posted:Jesus was probably a millennial but one that worked in the nonprofit sector building houses and hanging out with his collective after work Jesus is the OG millennial. |
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Apr 25, 2020 04:23
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jesus rolls up to the vatican in the general lee and uses his stigmata to carve 'jeezy wuz here' in the front of the pope mobile
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I have been hanging out at this Taco Bell waiting for Jesus to walk by so I can motion for him to come in and ask him what I should do about boner in public and if I should feel bad. Jesus, tell me: is it natural, is there nothing to fear. And do you want one of these tacos because I can only eat two and I ordered three. |
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Apr 25, 2020 04:25
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jesus only eats authentic mexican street tacos you might have better luck with The Holy Spirit
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albany academy posted:Subaru Jesus was a lesbian? I did not know that.
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just like a vibe of David Suzuki smoking weed with Jesus Christ sitting on the back of a Subaru Forester |
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Apr 25, 2020 04:30
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:jesus only eats authentic mexican street tacos jc w/r/t tacos al pastor: these are fine, just so long as you don't do this on a pizza
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Apr 25, 2020 04:36
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jesus never made anyone venmo their half of the check up front, he was always good to let it ride to the end of the night
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Kief Richards posted:jesus never made anyone venmo their half of the check up front, he was always good to let it ride to the end of the night wow. dude's a saint
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jesus will spot you a quarter until you get your unemployment because not only does he believe in social distancing he believes in mutual aid
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albany academy posted:Subaru Manifisto posted:jc, standing above a razor scooter: yea, though this trend may have departed this mortal coil, through me it shall have life everlasting combined these feel right. hoodie = the modern robe? Kief Richards posted:jesus will spot you a quarter until you get your unemployment because not only does he believe in social distancing he believes in mutual aid in this way i am christ-like
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owlhawk911 posted:
we are weed siblings in arms
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The instant the question of what Jesus would drive was raised, I immediately pictured Jesus riding in the bed of a Cybertruck. He doesn't drive. He is driven. |
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I am going through some sort of coronavirus rabbit hole, I am rewatching some 1970s and 1980s things for the first time in decades and holy loving hell what the hell was going on back then grease (1978): while overall pleased at how very very gay this was, I am nonetheless bemused that I never realized how gay it was until now octopussy (1983): frankly a little disappointed about the lack of attention to the lady lead having eight hoo-has, it's right in the title folks you could at least give it a nod in the script. nonetheless, racially, sexually, politically, and stylistically this is a funky stew of not wanting to take a stand on literally anything and hoping that references to things and token representation will be enough to ride out any controversy imaginable post your coronavirus inspired revelations about how things were obvious to everyone but you back in the day, make me feel a little less stupid, ty
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I think Jesus would take public transit |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I think Jesus would take public transit Jesus would ride a trolley
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el dorito posted:Jesus would ride a trolley I bet he'd have a pass and would like know all of the drivers on the route. Giving them like baked goods and Christmas and birthday gifts and stuff. Nothing huge, but meaningful and heartfelt |
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kuskus posted:I have been hanging out at this Taco Bell waiting for Jesus to walk by so I can motion for him to come in and ask him what I should do about boner in public and if I should feel bad. Jesus, tell me: is it natural, is there nothing to fear. And do you want one of these tacos because I can only eat two and I ordered three. But Jesus, you said you would share my tacos always, but I look at my tray and I see but three tacos. Didst thou forsook me? And Jesus said, no my son. I when there were three tacos it is because I had ordered another one because I knew even though you said you could only eat two tacos I knew you totally could eat three, and also I was getting a refill of doctor pepper. Praise be the lord. |
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my fuckin dude
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what if jesus wasnt real tho 
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i goonsaid my own post so no one can goonsay me. the perfect crime
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Eve was framed and Mary Magdalene got hosed.
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And something witty and shallow-ly insightful about Lilith
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Jesus doesn't drive, he's my copilot. |
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jesus was too high to be crucified
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at first i was afraid, i was crucified |
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good morning yobs i just posted in bss. this traveling spaceship thing is really getting me out of my rut
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TVsVeryOwn posted:at first i was afraid, i was crucified Kept thinking I could never smoke without some weed inside
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FluffieDuckie posted:good morning yobs It's so exciting to see so many new places and figure out how chill they really are
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Good afternoon everyone! Posting cause it’s a beautiful day and I need a brain break. |
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Y'all made the FP again, you hilarious ducks you
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TVsVeryOwn posted:at first i was afraid, i was crucified Goons Are Great posted:Kept thinking I could never smoke without some weed inside But then i spent so many nights trying to clean your filthy bong but i was wrong and now im growing my own And now im back from outer space im just here to find my lighter with a stupid look upon my face i should have checked my pockets first, its right here with my keys if i'd have known for just one second, i'd still be high on thc
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