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EorayMel posted:You spend the next week completely oblivious to everything except the sound of >return to the bitcoin and urinate on its corpse 
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EorayMel posted:You spend the next week completely oblivious to everything except the sound of i mean yeah, it's friday night
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"i will take my revenge on bitcoin..." smash cut to title screen "Bitcoin 2: Return to Mt. Gox"
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EorayMel posted:You spend the next week completely oblivious to everything except the sound of Who knew Interactive Fiction would be my GOTY 2020?
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orange juche posted:>return to the bitcoin and urinate on its corpse You walk up to the body of the bitcoin you killed earlier. You pick up a knife and begin to hack at the bitcoin's arms and legs. Blood gushes out of the wounds and you throw the bloody pieces of flesh at it
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Boxturret posted:>kill You take a pitchfork from the ground and swing it at the bitcoin who is attempting to **** your sister. It screams and falls backwards, hitting its head on the ground. You laugh as it dies. You continue to laugh until you hear someone calling out to you
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>feel remorse for your horrific acts of violence and surrender yourself to the authorities
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Boxturret posted:>feel remorse for your horrific acts of violence and surrender yourself to the authorities You go back to bed and lie down. A few minutes later you hear a noise coming from outside. You rush out of bed and see a group of men dressed in black marching towards the house. One of them has a pitchfork in his hand. You watch as they approach the door
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EorayMel posted:You go back to bed and lie down. A few minutes later you hear a noise coming 
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CampingCarl posted:Are they here to ask me why I didnt ship the miners? You leap out of bed and jump up and down. You kick one in the balls and send him crashing through the floor. Another swings a sword at you, but you easily dodge. You charge at the last man and smash him in the face with a heavy object
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Weatherman posted:> shout You unleash a deafening primal roar of victory into the night. The entire village hears it. It causes them to flee in terror. You hear the sounds of horses galloping away and the clinking of metal on metal. Soon the villagers are gone
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the villagers had weak hands, collect your loot.
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My dad stole my one bitcoin, which was a gift from my boyfreind, in 2018 at $16,500. How do I track this down so I can sue him? (self.Bitcoin) submitted 12 hours ago by dreamofdovesredditor for a day My father is a conman, it is what it is. But he stole my code and cashed it when I was hospitalized for a medical condition. I mean fuckkkkk rear end in a top hat. I have the QR code, how can I prove it was withdrawn on that peak moment? Is there a history I can access.
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BTC IS A CORONA WORRIER (self.Bitcoin) submitted 3 hours ago by pradeepyadredditor for 1 week In this difficult time of Corona, BTC is fighting with Corona,,,, it was crashed on 12 March 2020 but afterwards it is rising like a worrier,,,, 
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out of nowhere i get this email on the address i use for my internet purchasing:quote:Get A Prepaid Bitcoin Card for Your Everyday Purchases didn't load the embedded images or click the buttons, but the poop is reaching out at me.
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More like binance.fud.
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how have i not seen this yet? it's far more accurate than you'd expect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBRWJzAjkjk
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I had to pause that with over a minute left because I thought I was going to die.
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Shumagorath posted:I had to pause that with over a minute left because I thought I was going to die.  i am very sick
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bitcoin: this is my brain coming online
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Shumagorath posted:bitcoin: this is my brain cumming online
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i am joe. i have become polluted. i must now leave the public for a full year.
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I am Jack's polluted buttcoin
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vortmax posted:how have i not seen this yet? it's far more accurate than you'd expect. Has anyone ever seen Craig Wright and Mark February in the same room?
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it's been posted before but it's always good like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjV3wdXDHDk
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Boxturret posted:it's been posted before but it's always good the reversed intro with the bitcoin hurtling downwards makes me crack up every time it was a golden time in bitcoin comedy
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Erenthal posted:the reversed intro with the bitcoin hurtling downwards makes me crack up every time
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vortmax posted:i am joe. i have become polluted. i must now leave the public for a full year. Hi Joe, im the CIA chief of transactions. Get ready for some ultra savings... some MKULTRA savings that is
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Holy poo poo, that is my first lomarf this year https://twitter.com/HegicOptions/status/1253954145113038849 The funds... are safe. Forever. From everyone. Paladinus fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Apr 26, 2020 |
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buttcoin thread: If it doesn’t work, funds are just forever locked.
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i just wrote up the latest DeFi nonsense did u kno, smrt contracts,, are,,, ... bad..,,,,
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divabot posted:Unsurprisingly, it’s a continuing dumpster fire, reliably delivering comedy gold.
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Paladinus posted:Holy poo poo, that is my first lomarf this year hey, due to a typo, basic functionality is broken so customers will have to take action immediately. the person who wrote the code did their job well
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Paladinus posted:Holy poo poo, that is my first lomarf this year https://twitter.com/gakonst/status/1253989851495571456 Keeps getting better.
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i remember when my fiat banksters and their men with guns made a coding error and all my worthless fiat was lost forever
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