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HerniaFlange
Aug 4, 2013

You when you read my posts:

Mordja posted:

Who cares! :)

I do. I care a lot. :smith:

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Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
GarfieldEats is the only thing left that brings me joy

Love me

Feed me

DON’T LEAVE ME

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I came here to spread conspiracy theories and drink Garfaccinos and all out of Garfaccinos

marumaru
May 20, 2013



COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Love me

Feed me

DON’T LEAVE ME

it just has some strong, weird imsorryjon vibes

Chunderbucket
Aug 31, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

HerniaFlange posted:

I do. I care a lot. :smith:

It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.

The Unholy Ghost
Feb 19, 2011
Does anyone have a link to the zoom meeting? I think it starts in the next half hour.

EDIT: Got it.

https://us04web.zoom.us/j/4713393084

Someone just asked Nathen if he has any Garfield nudes from Jim Davis.

The Unholy Ghost fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Apr 24, 2020

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Remember to stay safe have fun and for the love of god don't touch the poop

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

don't touch the poop

roll around in it, piggies, sow chaos in the wounds of failure

The Unholy Ghost
Feb 19, 2011
Yeah, I'm muted and camera off.

Someone seems to be hijacking the stream (?), trying to advertise a "not furry" game, not sure what is happening exactly.

And ok, Nathen took control back

HerniaFlange
Aug 4, 2013

You when you read my posts:
No Garfield Eats in Palestine, worried it might be bombed.

Yowza.

E: Holy poo poo, the only time he's ever experienced love is through Garfield Eats.

E2: CONFIRMED: Garfield's secret sauce is NOT cum.

HerniaFlange fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Apr 24, 2020

The Unholy Ghost
Feb 19, 2011
Nathen has publicly confirmed the secret sauce does not come from cum

Edit: Jim Davis is TALL, TALL, and has a FIRM HANDSHAKE

HerniaFlange
Aug 4, 2013

You when you read my posts:
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU GET ATTACHED TO THE CAT
NO
NO

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.
This is kind of making me sad. There's like 55 people in a zoom meeting trolling a crazy person.

marumaru
May 20, 2013



someone please record it. i don't think he wants me in: Please wait, the meeting host will let you in soon.

HerniaFlange
Aug 4, 2013

You when you read my posts:
DOCUMENTARY BABY, WOO!
Yeah though, this is rough, it's starting to feel Chris-Chan-y.

Inacio posted:

someone please record it. i don't think he wants me in: Please wait, the meeting host will let you in soon.

He said something about having to accept more people in.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.
He really moves his lips and his mouth a lot when he talks. Like his whole face moves... a lot. It's creepy.

Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009

Smellrose
He's really going to look at the numbers and think "wow, I have so many fans!"

One of you jerks better be recording this.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Mimesweeper posted:

He's really going to look at the numbers and think "wow, I have so many fans!"

One of you jerks better be recording this.

I mean there's ~60 People in here and every question has been a troll question.

HerniaFlange
Aug 4, 2013

You when you read my posts:
lol Garfield porn

marumaru
May 20, 2013



garfield porn!

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Geez. That poor man's brain. It was already pretty thoroughly addled, I'm not sure it can handle direct contact with non-adulation.

marumaru
May 20, 2013



that was... something?

way too many kids trying to get their jokes in though

HerniaFlange
Aug 4, 2013

You when you read my posts:
Well that ended as badly as you'd expect. The porn poster messed up my chance to post my last terrible Satanic Garfield pic.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.



Love me, feed me, don't touch me

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Sleeveless posted:

Can't be, Garfield Eats is actually funny and isn't just a bunch of weirdos doxxing a guy

Welp.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I'm glad the cartoon nurse is there. That really reassures me. She'll see to it that we all have a healthy litter of puppies.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I'm glad the cartoon nurse is there. That really reassures me. She'll see to it that we all have a healthy litter of puppies.

I believe her to have four fully functional pairs of human eyes hidden behind that obviously ludicrous prosthetic.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

https://www.instagram.com/p/B_ZvcgmJvir

"great success"

also LMAO the loving 'Activate Windows' in the corner

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
GERF-WALD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
What life lesson could you possibly give to a guy with Huge Tits Garfield as his zoom background? He's already got it all figured out.

Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009

Smellrose
the #fanvestors were so #entergaged with @nathenmazri, huge #success!

Mimesweeper fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Apr 25, 2020

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
You touch the poop...

It was a #success!

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Did anyone ever record it, sounds like it went as everyone expected.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.
The plot thickens...

https://gizmodo.com/the-original-gmail-was-garfield-mail-1822970617

Food Court JO
Dec 21, 2004
Get a custom title dummy
Which one of you did this?

https://www.change.org/p/garfieldeats-open-a-garfieldeats-in-raleigh-nc

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/HertzBarry/status/1263888858665623560?s=19

Good riddance

Also lmao they started selling face masks but when nathen posted about it on his personal Instagram he changed 'pandemic' to 'man-made pandemic'

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Killingyouguy! posted:

https://twitter.com/HertzBarry/status/1263888858665623560?s=19

Good riddance

Also lmao they started selling face masks but when nathen posted about it on his personal Instagram he changed 'pandemic' to 'man-made pandemic'

This guy is so loving entitled it's amazing. Like watching a less rich Donald Trump meltdown as his failures pile up around him.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
lmao how is it a pop-up store when it's been there for over a year?

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
heartless Canadian landlord, curse those foreign devils and their lack of reverence for cartoon cat

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A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

heartless Canadian landlord, curse those foreign devils and their lack of reverence for cartoon cat

so unempathetic, so heartless

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